DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/25/2012    Duedate: 10/08/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-688

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KID KOALA
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
(4-5694) [11-6-1,86]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KID KOALA                      ELDERLY WOMAN
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)         PEARL JAM (629)
(4-5694) [11-6-1,86]           (4-6673) [6-3-0,73]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KID KOALA                      BUNKER BILL
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)         DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5694) [11-6-1,86]           (4-6690) [14-6-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAVAGE HORDE (427)          40
2. PEARL JAM (629)             11      SAVAGE HORDE (427)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115)            8      Unchartered Team
4. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       7
5. WRETCHED HORDE (608)         0      PEARL JAM (629)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*PEARL JAM (629)           22  14  1 61.1   1/ 1*PEARL JAM (629)           8  4 1
 2/ 2 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        94  62  8 60.3   2/ 3 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        8  6 1
 3/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    28  20  5 58.3   3/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        726 912 30 44.3   4/ 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    2  1 0
 5- 6*WRETCHED HORDE (608)       0   2  0  0.0   5- 6*WRETCHED HORDE (608)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 710): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 593): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 715): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 687): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 711): NOLBER PRING of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 706): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 715): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 699): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 701): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 700): NICK SEAFORT of CELESTIAL WRATH (Blackhart, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 666): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 654): LOGRANAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 303): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 648): ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 599): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 544): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 254): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 592): ??RADAR?? of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 710): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 593): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 715): NUMBERS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 687): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 711): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 706): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 715): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 699): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 701): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 700): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 666): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 655): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 303): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 648): INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 599): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 278): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 544): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 254): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 592) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 710): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 593): ROBOT CHICKEN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 715): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 714): VELOVORINSAL NORS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 699): CLYDE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 654): LOGRANAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
                  (turn 654): BASKERVILLE PIG of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 598): WINDSONG of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
               (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JHELUM?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see MARSH RAT win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  And if variety is the 
spice of life, JHELUM may be getting bland, as KID KOALA stays top dog in the city.  
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys 
win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
DISSIDENT was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to DARKSPEAR of 
SAVAGE HORDE for challenging up by 25 to DISSIDENT.  DARKSPEAR lost to get 27 points 
of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID KOALA 5694               11   6  1    86       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKULLHAMMER 6709              9   7  1    76       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673            6   3  0    73       PEARL JAM (629)
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 WARBURTON 6649               15  22  0    67       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAEGER 6708                  12   4  1    64       DOGS OF WAR (115)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNKER BILL 6690             14   6  0    56       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 DISSIDENT 6672                7   2  0    52       PEARL JAM (629)
 EARCUTTER 6736                4   5  0    36       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710             3   2  1    33       PEARL JAM (629)
 DARKSPEAR 6740                3   3  0    27       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 TROLLFANG 6741                4   0  0    24       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711            5   3  0    20       PEARL JAM (629)
 MARSH RAT 6753                1   0  0    16       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 SUN TREE 6739                 2   5  0    11       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-DRUDGE 6471                   0   2  0     2       WRETCHED HORDE (608)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               0   1  0     2       DOGS OF WAR (115)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FENRIS KHAN 6674       12 17 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      SKULLHAMMER 6709      687   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hawk -- I confess that I am not a number cruncher.  I *have* the numbers and the
charts and all, or access to them, but that aspect of the game has never engaged me.
Fenris Khan was 11-15-9-11-13-8-17, if that helps you any?  In other hands, I have no
doubt he would have done better. -- Jorja

     But he probably wouldn't have written personals.

Elderly Woman -- You're maddening! -- Warburton

Skullhammer -- You just couldn't let it rest, could you? -- Ghost of Fenris Khan,
preparing to have a wild old time in the Afterlife

Ah!  Not so Dangerous after all, that Criminal.  Good. -- Jaeger

Captured Orc?  I sneer. -- Bunker Bill

Earcutter -- Good thing I've got two, isn't it? -- Sun Tree

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DARKSPEAR was bested by DISSIDENT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
KID KOALA slimly won victory over ELDERLY WOMAN in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
WARBURTON was demolished by SKULLHAMMER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JAEGER bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute contest.
BUNKER BILL savagely defeated EDDIE VEDDER in a 6 minute veteran vs. amateur fight.
EARCUTTER overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
MIKE MCCREADY overcame SUN TREE in a 2 minute fight.
TROLLFANG overcame RAJ FENRIS in a 4 minute beginner's melee.
MARSH RAT won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   3 -  1      81  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  20 -  2      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  18 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  14 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 688 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KID KOALA 5694             11   6  1   86 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
STRIKING ATTACK  SKULLHAMMER 6709            9   7  1   76 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
BASHING ATTACK   JAEGER 6708                12   4  1   64 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           14   6  0   56 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KID KOALA 5694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BUNKER BILL 6690.  The ten other most popular fighters were EDDIE VEDDER 6710, 
KID KOALA 5694, TROLLFANG 6741, DISSIDENT 6672, ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, EARCUTTER 6736, 
MIKE MCCREADY 6711, MARSH RAT 6753, JAEGER 6708, and DARKSPEAR 6740.

The least popular fighter this week was RAJ FENRIS 6754.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WARBURTON 6649, SUN TREE 6739, SKULLHAMMER 6709, DARKSPEAR 6740, JAEGER 
6708, MARSH RAT 6753, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, EARCUTTER 6736, ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, and 
DISSIDENT 6672.