DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/09/2012    Duedate: 10/22/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-689

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KID KOALA
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
(4-5694) [12-6-1,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ELDERLY WOMAN                  POSITION IS EMPTY
PEARL JAM (629)                
(4-6673) [7-3-1,94]            

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KID KOALA                      SUN TREE
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)         DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5694) [12-6-1,91]           (4-6739) [3-5-0,23]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629)             36
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           20      PEARL JAM (629)
3. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       5      Unchartered Team
4. SAVAGE HORDE (427)          -5
                                       DRAGONS GUARD (305)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           26  14  2 65.0   1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           9  3 2
 2/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    29  20  5 59.2   2/ 2 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        7  8 1
 3/ 2 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        94  67  8 58.4   3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        729 914 30 44.4   4/ 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 711): ABYSSINIAN of CAT'S MEOW (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 594): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 716): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 688): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 712): NOLBER PRING of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 707): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 716): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 700): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 702): GURGLES of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 701): HOEGARDEN of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 667): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 655): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 649): ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 600): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 545): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 593): ??RADAR?? of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 711): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 594): COLORS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 716): NUMBERS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 688): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 712): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 707): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 716): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 700): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 702): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 701): THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 667): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 656): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 649): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 600): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 278): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 545): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 593) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 710): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 593): ROBOT CHICKEN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 716): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
              (turn 715): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 712): NOLBER PRING of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 699): CLYDE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 701): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 654): LOGRANAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 649): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 600): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
               (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHELUM.  MVP award for ELDERLY WOMAN?  
PEARL JAM's proud of her after beating SKULLHAMMER and getting 21 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  MARSH RAT's match with SUN TREE cost him a loss of 5 points!  This 
Duelmaster is like something else!  KID KOALA stopped WARBURTON dead in his tracks!  
I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  PEARL JAM was JHELUM's most avoided team.  Is there some award for 
that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are SAVAGE HORDE?  PEARL JAM, an easy team to 
beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can DOGS OF WAR's 
BUNKER BILL be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really 
the same?  People were asking me did EARCUTTER REALLY challenge BUNKER BILL?  (all 
right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or 
anything, but BUNKER BILL wants me to write about it since he won victory over 
EARCUTTER.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHELUM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What a bummer!  SKULLHAMMER got wasted by ELDERLY WOMAN!  But 
with a 9-8-1, I guess SAVAGE HORDE aren't too bummed.  What if they had a fight and 
nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  JHELUM is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID KOALA 5694               12   6  1    91       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673            7   3  1    94       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAEGER 6708                  13   4  1    69       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 WARBURTON 6649               15  23  0    68       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNKER BILL 6690             15   6  0    58       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 DISSIDENT 6672                8   2  0    57       PEARL JAM (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EARCUTTER 6736                4   6  0    41       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710             4   2  1    37       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711            6   3  0    26       PEARL JAM (629)
 DARKSPEAR 6740                3   4  0    26       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROLLFANG 6741                4   1  0    23       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 SUN TREE 6739                 3   5  0    23       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 MARSH RAT 6753                1   1  0    11       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               0   2  0     2       DOGS OF WAR (115)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FENRIS KHAN 6674       12 17 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      SKULLHAMMER 6709      687   
SKULLHAMMER 6709        9  8 1 SAVAGE HORDE 427     ELDERLY WOMAN 6673    689   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Skullhammer -- Why do you do that?  Other than, "It's your job.  You get paid to do
it.  You don't like the way I tie my cravat."  Etc.  I can't under--  Oh!  Heck,
sorry, I've been influenced by a champion wuss.  Don't worry, it'll pass, and I will
then, probably next turn if this happens again, roundly berate you for hammering my
skull.  Sometimes the wusses really get me down.  I mean, I used to wish that my
manager would be just a little wussier, usually after she has a fit of slamming
around the guildhouse, but... I don't think it would improve things, and it's so
EMBARRASSING.  Dammit, I'm a GLADIATOR.  I beat people up for a living (my day job is
as a leg-breaker for Torris Mardam, a professional Userer).  Why would I go wussy?
It's bad business. -- Warburton

Ambitious Guard?  Bah. -- Jaeger

Eddie Vedder -- Hmm, got any pearls?  I wouldn't mind some pearls.  Consider me a
swine and throw some before me, okay? -- Bunker Bill
P.S.  Oink?

Mike MccReady -- Okay, you were ready.  But let us not do that again. -- Sun Tree

Trollfang -- Nasty type, aren't you?  I'm surprised--no, I take that back, I am NOT
surprised that the Commission didn't realize you are actually a troll.  They're
blind, that is well known. -- Raj Fenris

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EARCUTTER was bested by BUNKER BILL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
MARSH RAT slimly lost to SUN TREE in a action packed 4 minute brutal Challenge battle.
KID KOALA overpowered WARBURTON in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
ELDERLY WOMAN viciously butchered SKULLHAMMER in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
JAEGER devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
DISSIDENT overpowered TROLLFANG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EDDIE VEDDER viciously subdued DARKSPEAR in a 3 minute gory competition.
MIKE MCCREADY handily defeated RAJ FENRIS in a 3 minute gruesome uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   3 -  1      81  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        30 -  19 -  3      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  20 -  1      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  15 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KID KOALA 5694             12   6  1   91 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   JAEGER 6708                13   4  1   69 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           15   6  0   58 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KID KOALA 5694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SUN TREE 6739.  The ten other most popular fighters were EARCUTTER 6736, MARSH 
RAT 6753, SKULLHAMMER 6709, ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, EDDIE VEDDER 6710, MIKE MCCREADY 
6711, BUNKER BILL 6690, DARKSPEAR 6740, KID KOALA 5694, and JAEGER 6708.

The least popular fighter this week was RAJ FENRIS 6754.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TROLLFANG 6741, WARBURTON 6649, DISSIDENT 6672, JAEGER 6708, KID KOALA 
5694, DARKSPEAR 6740, BUNKER BILL 6690, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, EDDIE VEDDER 6710, and 
ELDERLY WOMAN 6673.