DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/23/2012    Duedate: 11/05/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-690

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ELDERLY WOMAN
PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6673) [8-3-1,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ELDERLY WOMAN                  POSITION IS EMPTY
PEARL JAM (629)                
(4-6673) [8-3-1,102]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KID KOALA                      EDDIE VEDDER
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)         PEARL JAM (629)
(4-5694) [12-7-1,88]           (4-6710) [5-2-1,61]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629)             64
2. SAVAGE HORDE (427)           0      PEARL JAM (629)
3. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)      -3      Unchartered Team
4. DOGS OF WAR (115)           -8
                                       EVIL EMPIRE (186)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           30  14  3 68.2   1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)          10  2 2
 2- 3 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        94  67  8 58.4   2/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         6  9 0
 3/ 2 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    29  21  5 58.0   3- 2 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        4  6 0
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        730 918 30 44.3   4/ 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 712): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 595): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 717): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 689): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 713): WILOV VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIST (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 708): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 717): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 703): ADAMANT of GOLDEN LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 702): BASS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 668): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 650): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 601): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 546): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 594): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 712): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 595): COLORS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 717): NUMBERS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 689): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 713): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 708): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 717): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 703): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 702): THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 668): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 650): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 601): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 546): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 594) DYSLEXICS UNTIE (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 716): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 712): NOLBER PRING of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 702): BASS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
                           CRIXUS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                           BATWAMBA of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 701): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 668): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 649): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 600): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHELUM.  MVP award for EDDIE VEDDER?  
PEARL JAM's proud of him after beating BUNKER BILL and getting 24 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  SUN TREE got smashed by MIKE MCCREADY, and lost 8 points!  And 
I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome 
ELDERLY WOMAN.  Aren't PEARL JAM proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said 
JHELUM's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  COLLEGE RADIO #4 was JHELUM's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why PEARL JAM's been avoiding COLLEGE 
RADIO #4 so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people were 
snickering when DISSIDENT killed WARBURTON.  So he had a 15-24-0, that's no excuse!  
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673            8   3  1   102       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID KOALA 5694               12   7  1    88       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 DISSIDENT 6672                9   2  1    80       PEARL JAM (629)
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAEGER 6708                  13   5  1    62       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710             5   2  1    61       PEARL JAM (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNKER BILL 6690             15   7  0    52       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-EARCUTTER 6736                4   6  0    41       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711            7   3  0    35       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARKSPEAR 6740                3   4  0    26       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TROLLFANG 6741                4   1  0    23       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 SUN TREE 6739                 3   6  0    15       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               1   2  0    14       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-MARSH RAT 6753                1   1  0    11       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FENRIS KHAN 6674       12 17 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      SKULLHAMMER 6709      687  NONE
WARBURTON 6649         15 24 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      DISSIDENT 6672        690   
SKULLHAMMER 6709        9  8 1 SAVAGE HORDE 427     ELDERLY WOMAN 6673    689   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Skullhammer -- I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you!  An Elderly Woman?  Damn.  I'm going
to miss you.  I didn't... I never imagined saying that, but I will. -- Warburton,
and, in fact, the rest of the Dogs of War

Earcutter -- Are you NUTS?  (pause to scan down to the end of the fight)  Ah, you
aren't nuts.  Five skills is a good haul.  Well, you got 'em.  Don't expect more in
the same location! -- Bunker Bill

Marsh Rat -- I suppose that explains the webbed feet. -- Sun Tree

Kid Koala -- I couldn't get my heart into the fight, which was probably just as well,
you might have skewered it!  But... to lose a long-standing opponent like that is
hard.  Intimations of mortality and all that. -- Warburton

Userous Merchant, bah, and also pfui. -- Jaeger

Mike McCready -- Wow, talk about having the handicapper as an enemy! -- Raj Fenris,
glad to have survived
P.S.  Only two skills for me, and three for you?  I'm disappointed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KID KOALA was bested by ELDERLY WOMAN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
JAEGER was demolished by VENOMOUS VIXEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
WARBURTON was slaughtered by DISSIDENT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BUNKER BILL was narrowly defeated by EDDIE VEDDER in a exciting 7 minute bloody fight.
MIKE MCCREADY devastated SUN TREE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAJ FENRIS devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   4 -  1      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        32 -  18 -  4      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  20 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  16 -  1      27  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 690 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ELDERLY WOMAN 6673          8   3  1  102 PEARL JAM (629)
BASHING ATTACK   JAEGER 6708                13   5  1   62 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           15   7  0   52 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is KID KOALA 5694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, 
BUNKER BILL 6690, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, RAJ FENRIS 6754, KID KOALA 5694, JAEGER 6708, 
DISSIDENT 6672, WARBURTON 6649, SUN TREE 6739, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SUN TREE 6739.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WARBURTON 6649, DISSIDENT 6672, JAEGER 6708, KID KOALA 5694, RAJ FENRIS 
6754, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, BUNKER BILL 6690, ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, EDDIE VEDDER 6710, 
and  0.