DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/06/2012    Duedate: 11/19/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-691

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ELDERLY WOMAN
PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6673) [9-3-1,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ELDERLY WOMAN                  POSITION IS EMPTY
PEARL JAM (629)                
(4-6673) [9-3-1,113]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KID KOALA                      EDDIE VEDDER
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)         PEARL JAM (629)
(4-5694) [12-8-1,83]           (4-6710) [6-2-1,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115)           54
2. PEARL JAM (629)             20      PEARL JAM (629)
3. SAVAGE HORDE (427)           0      Unchartered Team
4. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)      -5
                                       BASSMASTERS (311)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           33  16  3 67.3   1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)          11  2 2
 2- 2 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        94  67  8 58.4   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         8  7 0
 3/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    29  22  5 56.9   3/ 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    1  2 0
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        734 919 30 44.4   4- 3 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 713): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 596): PIGSKIN KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 718): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 690): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 714): WILOV VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIST (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 709): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 718): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 702): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 704): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 703): PIETROS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 669): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 658): SURFIN' COW of BUCKY FELLINI (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 651): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 602): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 547): VICIOUS THRILL of FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 595): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 713): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 596): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 718): NUMBERS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 690): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 714): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 709): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 718): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 704): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 703): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 669): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 658): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 651): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 602): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 547): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 595) DYSLEXICS UNTIE (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 596): KINTHIRA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 703): A'S SPECIAL BLEND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 703): PIETROS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                           GITCHIGOOMIE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 702): BASS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
                           CRIXUS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                           BATWAMBA of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 669): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
              (turn 668): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHELUM.  One team deserves special mention 
'cause they moved up 0 after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, DOGS OF WAR!  MVP award for 
JAEGER?  DOGS OF WAR's proud of him after beating DISSIDENT and getting 23 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  DISSIDENT got smashed by JAEGER, and lost 17 points! 
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think ELDERLY WOMAN should let KID 
KOALA be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that 
said JHELUM's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at 
me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHELUM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  JAEGER bloodfeuded (is that a word?) DISSIDENT for revenge over 
some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  What if they had a fight and nobody 
showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673            9   3  1   113       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAEGER 6708                  14   5  1    85       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 KID KOALA 5694               12   8  1    83       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710             6   2  1    71       PEARL JAM (629)
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSIDENT 6672                9   3  1    63       PEARL JAM (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNKER BILL 6690             15   8  0    53       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711            8   3  0    46       PEARL JAM (629)
-EARCUTTER 6736                4   6  0    41       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARKSPEAR 6740                3   4  0    26       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TROLLFANG 6741                4   1  0    23       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 SUN TREE 6739                 4   6  0    22       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            1   0  0    20       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               2   2  0    17       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-MARSH RAT 6753                1   1  0    11       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WARBURTON 6649         15 24 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      DISSIDENT 6672        690  JUST REVENGED
BLACK DEATH 6755        0  1 0 PEARL JAM 629        BLACK ORC             691  NONE
SKULLHAMMER 6709        9  8 1 SAVAGE HORDE 427     ELDERLY WOMAN 6673    689   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ghost of Skullhammer -- I just couldn't face life in Jhelum without you. -- Ghost of
Warburton

The Venomous Vixen intimidated me.  It happens. -- Jaeger

Dissident -- I didn't have the heart to resist.  My life was empty without my
favorite enemy, Skullhammer. -- Ghost of Warburton

Eddie Vedder -- Seven minutes is "narrow"?  It felt broad as the seas to me. --
Bunker Bill
P.S.  And I don't swim, so you can imagine how broad those seas seem to me!

Mike McCready -- I was distracted?  I was tired?  I was incompetent?  All of the
above? -- Sun Tree

Aha!  And a win for me.  It's about time. -- Raj Fenris

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLACK DEATH was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ELDERLY WOMAN vanquished KID KOALA in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
DISSIDENT was demolished by JAEGER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EDDIE VEDDER viciously subdued BUNKER BILL in a popular 8 minute gory contest.
MIKE MCCREADY subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute competition.
SUN TREE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAJ FENRIS bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BRAN MAC MORN handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        33 -  20 -  3      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  19 -  1      34  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  15 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 691 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         5  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ELDERLY WOMAN 6673          9   3  1  113 PEARL JAM (629)
BASHING ATTACK   JAEGER 6708                14   5  1   85 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           15   8  0   53 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KID KOALA 5694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, 
MIKE MCCREADY 6711, JAEGER 6708, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, KID KOALA 5694, SUN TREE 6739, 
RAJ FENRIS 6754, BLACK DEATH 6755, DISSIDENT 6672, and BUNKER BILL 6690.

The least popular fighter this week was BUNKER BILL 6690.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DISSIDENT 6672, BLACK DEATH 6755, RAJ FENRIS 6754, SUN TREE 
6739, KID KOALA 5694, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, JAEGER 6708, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, ELDERLY 
WOMAN 6673, and EDDIE VEDDER 6710.