DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/04/2012 Duedate: 12/17/2012
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-693
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KID KOALA
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
(4-5694) [14-8-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KID KOALA SHATTER
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
(4-5694) [14-8-1,107] (4-6743) [1-1-0,26]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KID KOALA ELDERLY WOMAN
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) PEARL JAM (629)
(4-5694) [14-8-1,107] (4-6673) [9-5-1,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DOGS OF WAR (115)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) 15
2. LEGIONS' OF HELL (636) 15 PEARL JAM (629)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115) -1 Unchartered Team
4. PEARL JAM (629) -14
LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629) 36 22 3 62.1 1/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115) 9 6 0
2/ 2 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) 31 22 5 58.5 2/ 1 PEARL JAM (629) 6 8 0
3/ 4*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636) 1 1 0 50.0 3/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) 2 1 0
4/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115) 739 924 30 44.4 4/ 4*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 715): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 598): PIGSKIN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 720): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 692): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 716): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 704): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 706): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 705): WHEELBARROW of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 671): SASSAFRAS LASS of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): EAGLE'S CLAW of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 653): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 604): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 715): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 598): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 720): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 692): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 716): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 711): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 714): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 706): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 705): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 671): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 604): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
BRANDY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 710): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
ALUCARD of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 705): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
(turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I was able to defeat an Elderly Woman. Why does this not sound... manly?
Jaeger
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in JHELUM this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the difference, as
PEARL JAM is pushed out of top team by DOGS OF WAR, who came from 2nd with a 2-3-0
this turn. And let's see, SHATTER fought SUN TREE and gained 15 points and
contributed to LEGIONS' OF HELL's 1-0-0. SUN TREE has lost to SHATTER, falling 9
points, while helping make DOGS OF WAR a 2-3-0 turn. We should ask KID KOALA about
the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, it's now
the one to ask. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their
losing fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until they win. Maybe?
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. DOGS OF WAR has cause to stand tall, as they were JHELUM's
most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And avoiding DOGS
OF WAR more than any other team we find LEGIONS' OF HELL. JHELUM, are we going to
accept, or respect this sort of thing?
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Is it really true that JHELUM has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in JHELUM and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in JHELUM again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KID KOALA 5694 14 8 1 107 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAEGER 6708 15 6 1 93 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELDERLY WOMAN 6673 9 5 1 83 PEARL JAM (629)
DISSIDENT 6672 10 4 1 71 PEARL JAM (629)
-TUSK 6677 7 1 1 68 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUNKER BILL 6690 16 9 0 66 DOGS OF WAR (115)
EDDIE VEDDER 6710 6 4 1 59 PEARL JAM (629)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIKE MCCREADY 6711 9 4 0 45 PEARL JAM (629)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRAN MAC MORN 6756 2 1 0 26 DOGS OF WAR (115)
SHATTER 6743 1 1 0 26 LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUN TREE 6739 5 7 0 22 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-DENUNZIO 6689 2 0 1 22 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
-JEREMY 6757 1 0 0 19 PEARL JAM (629)
RAJ FENRIS 6754 3 3 0 13 DOGS OF WAR (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WARBURTON 6649 15 24 0 DOGS OF WAR 115 DISSIDENT 6672 690 REVENGED
SKULLHAMMER 6709 9 8 1 SAVAGE HORDE 427 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673 689 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Dissident -- Damned hairy little hotshot! -- Bunker Bill
Cult Members. Bah. -- Sun Tree
Jeremy -- Well, you have thoroughly embarrassed me. Now go away. -- Raj Fenris
Shatter -- Eh? I thought you were... I dunno, a castle or something. Or a wine.
Shatter Diff, that kind of thing. -- Bran mac Morn
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JAEGER was bested by KID KOALA in a action packed 1 minute master's Title fight.
ELDERLY WOMAN was subdued by VENOMOUS VIXEN in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
DISSIDENT lost to VENOMOUS VIXEN in a 1 minute brawl.
EDDIE VEDDER was bested by BUNKER BILL in a popular 4 minute fight.
MIKE MCCREADY subdued BRAN MAC MORN in a 3 minute master vs. beginner competition.
SUN TREE was bested by SHATTER in a 1 minute match.
RAJ FENRIS bested CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 35 - 22 - 3 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 13 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 17 - 1 26 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 693 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 5 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW KID KOALA 5694 14 8 1 107 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
BASHING ATTACK JAEGER 6708 15 6 1 93 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY BUNKER BILL 6690 16 9 0 66 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KID KOALA 5694. The most popular warrior this turn
was ELDERLY WOMAN 6673. The ten other most popular fighters were EDDIE VEDDER 6710,
BRAN MAC MORN 6756, BUNKER BILL 6690, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, KID KOALA 5694, JAEGER
6708, SHATTER 6743, DISSIDENT 6672, RAJ FENRIS 6754, and SUN TREE 6739.
The least popular fighter this week was SUN TREE 6739. The other ten least popular
fighters were RAJ FENRIS 6754, DISSIDENT 6672, SHATTER 6743, JAEGER 6708, KID KOALA
5694, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, BUNKER BILL 6690, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, EDDIE VEDDER 6710,
and ELDERLY WOMAN 6673.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium