DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/18/2012    Duedate: 12/31/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-694

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JAEGER
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6708) [16-6-1,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JAEGER                         SHATTER
DOGS OF WAR (115)              LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
(4-6708) [16-6-1,105]          (4-6743) [2-1-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ELDERLY WOMAN                  EDDIE VEDDER
PEARL JAM (629)                PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6673) [10-5-1,91]           (4-6710) [7-4-1,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DOGS OF WAR (115)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)         41
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           30      PEARL JAM (629)
3. LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)      23      Unchartered Team
4. PEARL JAM (629)              8
5. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       8      LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)     2   1  0 66.7   1/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 2/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           39  24  3 61.9   2/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           6  8 0
 3/ 2 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    32  23  5 58.2   3/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    3  1 0
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        741 927 30 44.4   4/ 4*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)    2  1 0
 5/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)        3  10  0 23.1   5/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 716): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 599): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 721): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 693): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 717): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 712): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 721): MARY ANN of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 705): SHAWN CARTER of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 707): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 706): SPOONFUL of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 672): VENOM of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 661): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 654): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 605): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 288): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 281): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 550): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 598): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 716): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 599): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 721): THE BLACK COMPANY (?, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 693): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 717): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 712): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 721): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 707): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 706): THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 672): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 661): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 654): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 605): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 288): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 281): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 550): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 598) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 721): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 705): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           MUGSY of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 707): GURGLES of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 654): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 605): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 281): KING MIDAS of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
              (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for BRAN MAC MORN, who flew up 24 points in 
the rankings after mashing MIKE MCCREADY like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
And falling like a basher in the top ten was JEREMY, who dropped 15 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with TRAIL OF THE DEAD.  In front of all the 
crowds, JAEGER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad DOGS OF WAR?  Big bad DOGS OF WAR.  Big bad DOGS OF WAR.  JHELUM's afraid of 
the big bad DOGS OF WAR.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this 
one:  DOGS OF WAR + Weapons That go Boom = LEGIONS' OF HELL + Avoid City.  Well just 
about everybody wants a piece of MIKE MCCREADY, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JHELUM have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends 
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAEGER 6708                  16   6  1   105       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID KOALA 5694               14   9  1    94       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673           10   5  1    91       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSIDENT 6672               11   4  1    83       PEARL JAM (629)
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710             7   4  1    75       PEARL JAM (629)
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNKER BILL 6690             16  10  0    59       DOGS OF WAR (115)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            3   1  0    50       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 SHATTER 6743                  2   1  0    49       LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711            9   5  0    32       PEARL JAM (629)
 GRRR 6724                     1   2  0    25       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN TREE 6739                 5   8  0    23       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727        1   0  0    21       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 ARGGH 6721                    2   0  0    17       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               3   4  0    13       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 JEREMY 6757                   1   1  0     4       PEARL JAM (629)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WARBURTON 6649         15 24 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      DISSIDENT 6672        690  REVENGED
BYE 6758                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 634    MOUNTAIN TROLL        694  NONE
SEE YA 6759             0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 634    WURM KIN              694  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kid Koala -- Well done.  I much preferred facing you than the Elderly Woman. --
Jaeger
P.S.  Despite losing.

Eddie Vedder -- I thought of a quip based on your team name, but Jorja says it's too
crude.  Excuse me?  We spend our working lives hacking each other up, and she thinks
some WORDS are too crude?  Oh, well.  Good try, and all that. -- Bunker Bill

Mike MccReady -- You were readier than I was.  Of course, there's nothing like
experience to make a difference. -- Bran Mac Morn

Shatter -- More of a smoosh, I think. -- Sun Tree

Thieves, bah! -- Raj Fenris

ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEE YA was dealt death by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
KID KOALA was overcome by JAEGER in a 1 minute veteran's Title match.
ELDERLY WOMAN vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DISSIDENT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EDDIE VEDDER slimly won victory over BUNKER BILL in a action packed 7 minute brawl.
MIKE MCCREADY was devastated by BRAN MAC MORN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHATTER handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RAJ FENRIS was viciously subdued by ARGGH in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
GRRR overpowered SUN TREE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
JEREMY was overpowered by TRAIL OF THE DEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        35 -  21 -  3      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 694 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   JAEGER 6708                16   6  1  105 DOGS OF WAR (115)
AIMED BLOW       KID KOALA 5694             14   9  1   94 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           16  10  0   59 DOGS OF WAR (115)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  BRAN MAC MORN 6756          3   1  0   50 DOGS OF WAR (115)
STRIKING ATTACK  SHATTER 6743                2   1  0   49 LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ELDERLY WOMAN 6673.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUNKER BILL 
6690, BYE 6758, ARGGH 6721, GRRR 6724, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, SHATTER 6743, JAEGER 6708, 
ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, DISSIDENT 6672, and TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727.

The least popular fighter this week was JEREMY 6757.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RAJ FENRIS 6754, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, SEE YA 6759, SUN TREE 6739, KID 
KOALA 5694, TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727, DISSIDENT 6672, ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, JAEGER 6708, 
and SHATTER 6743.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KID KOALA (4-5694) COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)