DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/29/2013 Duedate: 02/11/2013
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-697
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ELDERLY WOMAN
PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6673) [13-5-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ELDERLY WOMAN SPIRIT IN THE SKY
PEARL JAM (629) ONE HIT WONDERS (576)
(4-6673) [13-5-1,118] (4-6110) [5-0-0,49]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ELDERLY WOMAN ELDERLY WOMAN
PEARL JAM (629) PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6673) [13-5-1,118] (4-6673) [13-5-1,118]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DOGS OF WAR (115)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629) 33
2. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634) 16 PEARL JAM (629)
3. ONE HIT WONDERS (576) 9 Unchartered Team
4. DOGS OF WAR (115) 8
5. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) 0 ONE HIT WONDERS (576)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*ONE HIT WONDERS (576) 5 0 0 100 1/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115) 10 5 0
2/ 1 PEARL JAM (629) 48 30 4 61.5 2/ 2 PEARL JAM (629) 9 6 1
3- 2*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636) 3 2 0 60.0 3/ 3*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634) 3 8 0
4- 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) 33 24 5 57.9 4/ 0*ONE HIT WONDERS (576) 1 0 0
5/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115) 751 932 30 44.6 5- 5 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) 1 1 0
6/ 5*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634) 6 18 0 25.0 6- 4*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 719): PHIL HELLMUTH of POKER GREATS (?, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 724): FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 696): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 720): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 715): HARD CORE of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 724): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 708): CRAVER of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 710): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 709): GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 675): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 664): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 657): ELIFAS KENT of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 608): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 289): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 282): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 553): NEEVAN POVAR of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 601): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 719): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 602): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 724): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 696): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 720): HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 715): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 724): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 708): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 710): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 709): TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 675): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 664): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 657): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 608): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 289): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 282): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 553): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 601) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 719): PHIL HELLMUTH of POKER GREATS (?, mgr.)
CEREAL KILLER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 695): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 715): HARD CORE of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 707): JIGGA of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 710): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 708): SPOONFUL of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
DAGAN of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 657): COMMON SENSE of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): KING MIDAS of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 553): NEEVAN POVAR of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in JHELUM this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, EDDIE VEDDER fought CONVICTED
ASSASSIN and gained 10 points and contributed to PEARL JAM's 4-1-0. GRRR has lost to
SUN TREE, falling 4 points, while helping make ZOMBIE SQUADS a 1-3-0 turn. The
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and ELDERLY WOMAN remains JHELUM's
top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they win.
Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that JHELUM has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, JHELUM, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in JHELUM again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELDERLY WOMAN 6673 13 5 1 118 PEARL JAM (629)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSIDENT 6672 13 5 1 88 PEARL JAM (629)
EDDIE VEDDER 6710 9 5 1 81 PEARL JAM (629)
BUNKER BILL 6690 18 11 0 78 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-TUSK 6677 7 1 1 68 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRAN MAC MORN 6756 5 2 0 64 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-SHATTER 6743 3 2 0 60 LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110 5 0 0 49 ONE HIT WONDERS (576)
SUN TREE 6739 8 8 0 42 DOGS OF WAR (115)
MIKE MCCREADY 6711 9 8 0 35 PEARL JAM (629)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727 2 0 0 31 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
GRRR 6724 2 4 0 30 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
ARGGH 6721 4 1 0 29 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DENUNZIO 6689 2 0 1 22 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
RAJ FENRIS 6754 4 6 0 18 DOGS OF WAR (115)
JEREMY 6757 3 2 1 17 PEARL JAM (629)
LEON FROM NAPA 6777 0 1 0 1 DOGS OF WAR (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BYE 6775 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 634 MOUNTAIN TROLL 697 NONE
SEE YA! 6776 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 634 BANDIT PRINCE 697 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
We got a five-oh? Weird! -- Jaeger
Dissident -- I can see you're going to be really annoying to my teammates. Try not
to kill any of 'em, though, okay? They aren't great, but they're my brothers. --
Jaeger
Eddie Vedder -- Listen, I've heard about that "style advantage" stuff, and I'm not
buying it. If a guy wins, it's because he's good, not because he has some dumb style
advantage. And *I* won here. So there! -- Bunker Bill
Grr -- You zombies aren't much for conversation. -- Bran mac Morn
Arggh -- Much as it pains me to admit it, Bran had the right of things in that last
personal. -- Sun Tree
Mordant Deserter. Small potatoes. Barely peanuts. -- Raj Fenris
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEE YA! was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ELDERLY WOMAN handily defeated BUNKER BILL in a 2 minute one-sided Title match.
DISSIDENT bested BRAN MAC MORN in a popular 1 minute contest.
EDDIE VEDDER overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUN TREE bested GRRR in a 2 minute duel.
SPIRIT IN THE SKY overpowered MIKE MCCREADY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ARGGH devastated RAJ FENRIS in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
JEREMY vanquished LEON FROM NAPA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 33 - 22 - 3 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 697 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ELDERLY WOMAN 6673 13 5 1 118 PEARL JAM (629)
TOTAL PARRY BUNKER BILL 6690 18 11 0 78 DOGS OF WAR (115)
SLASHING ATTACK BRAN MAC MORN 6756 5 2 0 64 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ELDERLY WOMAN 6673. The most popular warrior this
turn was ELDERLY WOMAN 6673. The ten other most popular fighters were DISSIDENT
6672, SUN TREE 6739, SEE YA! 6776, BYE 6775, EDDIE VEDDER 6710, GRRR 6724, SPIRIT IN
THE SKY 6110, ARGGH 6721, JEREMY 6757, and BUNKER BILL 6690.
The least popular fighter this week was LEON FROM NAPA 6777. The other ten least
popular fighters were RAJ FENRIS 6754, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, BUNKER
BILL 6690, JEREMY 6757, ARGGH 6721, SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110, GRRR 6724, EDDIE VEDDER
6710, and BYE 6775.