DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/12/2013    Duedate: 02/25/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-698

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ELDERLY WOMAN
PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6673) [14-5-1,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ELDERLY WOMAN                  SPIRIT IN THE SKY
PEARL JAM (629)                ONE HIT WONDERS (576)
(4-6673) [14-5-1,124]          (4-6110) [6-0-0,57]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ELDERLY WOMAN                  ELDERLY WOMAN
PEARL JAM (629)                PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6673) [14-5-1,124]          (4-6673) [14-5-1,124]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115)           40
2. PEARL JAM (629)             23      PEARL JAM (629)
3. ONE HIT WONDERS (576)        8      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)          5
5. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       0      ONE HIT WONDERS (576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ONE HIT WONDERS (576)      6   0  0  100   1/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115)         9  6 0
 2/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           52  31  4 62.7   2/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           9  6 0
 3- 3*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)     3   2  0 60.0   3/ 4*ONE HIT WONDERS (576)     2  0 0
 4- 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    33  24  5 57.9   4- 5 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    1  0 0
 5/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (115)        754 934 30 44.7   5- 6*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)    1  0 0
 6/ 6*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)        6  22  0 21.4   6/ 3*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       1 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 720): ERBIN PARNAN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 603): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 725): FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 697): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 721): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 716): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 709): JAGABORG of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 711): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 710): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 676): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 609): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 554): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 602): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 720): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 603): MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 725): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 697): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 721): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 716): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 709): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 711): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 710): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 676): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 609): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 554): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 602) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 720): ERBIN PARNAN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 719): PHIL HELLMUTH of POKER GREATS (?, mgr.)
                            CEREAL KILLER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 695): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 715): HARD CORE of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 709): JAGABORG of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 710): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): ELIFAS KENT of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
               (turn 657): COMMON SENSE of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                           ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 553): NEEVAN POVAR of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
JHELUM.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for BRAN MAC MORN, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after 
mashing EDDIE VEDDER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  EDDIE VEDDER lost to BRAN MAC MORN and drops 
12 points.  Well, everybody's pal ELDERLY WOMAN moved hers record to 14-5-1 by 
defeating BUNKER BILL in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6 recognition 
points.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JHELUM have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And 
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've 
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673           14   5  1   124       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSIDENT 6672               14   5  1    97       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            6   2  0    83       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BUNKER BILL 6690             18  12  0    82       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710             9   6  1    69       PEARL JAM (629)
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHATTER 6743                  3   2  0    60       LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
 SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110        6   0  0    57       ONE HIT WONDERS (576)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           10   8  0    39       PEARL JAM (629)
 SUN TREE 6739                 8   9  0    36       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEREMY 6757                   4   2  1    33       PEARL JAM (629)
-TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727        2   0  0    31       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               5   6  0    29       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 GRRR 6724                     2   5  0    28       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARGGH 6721                    4   2  0    22       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           1   1  0    13       DOGS OF WAR (115)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BYE 6778                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 634    MOUNTAIN TROLL        698  NONE
SEE YA 6779             0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS 634    SPYMASTER             698  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Elderly Woman -- Would it help if I whined and made puppy-dog eyes at you? -- Bunker
Bill

Dissident -- I never know what to do with people who argue. -- Bran Mac Morn

Grrr -- Definitely. -- Sun Tree

Arggh -- I second that. -- Raj Fenris

Jeremy -- Oh, good gods!  I have to be a redhead?  How can I work with THAT handicap?
Where will I find cool, rational calculation of the odds? -- Leon from Napa,
wondering if he can go back

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEE YA was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BYE was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ELDERLY WOMAN savagely defeated BUNKER BILL in a 3 minute expert's Title fight.
DISSIDENT overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
EDDIE VEDDER was viciously subdued by BRAN MAC MORN in a 2 minute fight.
MIKE MCCREADY bested GRRR in a 2 minute gory competition.
SPIRIT IN THE SKY handily defeated SUN TREE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ARGGH was vanquished by JEREMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAJ FENRIS vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEON FROM NAPA overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         AIMED BLOW        36 -  21 -  3      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 698 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         6  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ELDERLY WOMAN 6673         14   5  1  124 PEARL JAM (629)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRAN MAC MORN 6756          6   2  0   83 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           18  12  0   82 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ELDERLY WOMAN 6673.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ELDERLY WOMAN 6673.  The ten other most popular fighters were BRAN MAC MORN 
6756, DISSIDENT 6672, BYE 6778, BUNKER BILL 6690, EDDIE VEDDER 6710, GRRR 6724, 
JEREMY 6757, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, SEE YA 6779, and SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110.

The least popular fighter this week was ARGGH 6721.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SUN TREE 6739, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, RAJ FENRIS 6754, SPIRIT IN THE SKY 
6110, SEE YA 6779, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, JEREMY 6757, GRRR 6724, EDDIE VEDDER 6710, and 
BUNKER BILL 6690.