DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2013    Duedate: 03/25/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-700

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RABID RABBIT
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
(4-4490) [11-4-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RABID RABBIT                   POSITION IS EMPTY
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)          
(4-4490) [11-4-0,126]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EDDIE VEDDER                   TRAIL OF THE DEAD
PEARL JAM (629)                COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
(4-6710) [10-7-1,89]           (4-6727) [4-0-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)       60
2. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)      23      PEARL JAM (629)
3. ONE HIT WONDERS (576)        0      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)          0
5. PEARL JAM (629)            -11      WASTED POSTAGE (314)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ONE HIT WONDERS (576)      7   0  0  100   1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           9  6 0
 2/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           57  36  4 61.3   2/ 4 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     7  1 0
 3/ 3 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    305 231 24 56.9   3/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         4 11 0
 4/ 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    35  30  5 53.8   4- 3*ONE HIT WONDERS (576)     2  0 0
 5/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (115)        755 943 30 44.5   5/ 5 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    2  6 0
 6- 6*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)        6  22  0 21.4   6- 6*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 722): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 723): WILOV VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIST (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 718): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): HAMILCAR of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 556): ROSWELL of COVER-UP (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 604): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 722): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 723): SHADY LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 718): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 556): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 604) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
              (turn 726): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 726): MARGO of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
               (turn 710): CIRIC of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                (turn 712): RUTH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 711): HARDY of CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                  (turn 666): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in JHELUM since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with PETER RABBIT?  
He actually beat DOGS OF WAR's BRAN MAC MORN, and walked away with 23 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at THE BAD BUNNIES while they watched PETER RABBIT 
clobber BRAN MAC MORN.  He lost 20 points and got bruised from objects thrown from 
the stands.  Try as he might, DISSIDENT wasn't good enough at persuading RABID RABBIT 
to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give 
up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  ELDERLY WOMAN looked pretty sick and surprised when she 
learned PEARL JAM is sending her to the Dark Arena!  Whadd'she expect with a 14-6-1?  
So PEARL JAM sent ELDERLY WOMAN to the Dark Arena.  Big deal.  Plenty more fighters 
where ELDERLY WOMAN came from.  Dime a dozen...  Now, Spyreporters...  Is it my 
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RABID RABBIT 4490            11   4  0   126       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSIDENT 6672               15   6  1    92       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710            10   7  1    89       PEARL JAM (629)
 PETER RABBIT 4161            12   9  1    82       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 BUNKER BILL 6690             19  13  0    75       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            6   4  0    60       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110        7   0  0    59       ONE HIT WONDERS (576)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEREMY 6757                   6   2  1    54       PEARL JAM (629)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           11   9  0    46       PEARL JAM (629)
 TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727        4   0  0    46       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 SUN TREE 6739                 8  11  0    35       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRRR 6724                     2   5  0    28       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               5   8  0    27       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 COTTONBALL 6780               2   0  0    26       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARGGH 6721                    4   2  0    22       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
 FLUFFY 6781                   1   0  0    14       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           1   3  0     6       DOGS OF WAR (115)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLAH 1 6782             0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO #4 548 HIGH ELF              700  NONE
BLAH 2 6783             0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO #4 548 STONE GOLEM           700  NONE
BLAH 3 6784             0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO #4 548 ARENAMASTER NARH      700  NONE
ELDERLY WOMAN 6673     14  7 1 PEARL JAM 629        WURM KIN              700  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Elderly Woman.  Perhaps you can grow younger on the Isle? --
Jorja and the Dogs of War
P.S.  Although it seems to be accepted that many elderly women on the Isle can fight
better than gladiators, so maybe not, eh?

Trail of the Dead -- Not a welcoming name.  I suppose I'm lucky to have survived
that? -- Sun Tree

Dissident -- You're such a troublemaker!  Always wanting to do things YOUR way, when
ANYONE can see that MY way is better! -- Bran mac Morn

Eddie Vedder -- I had to take a strong line, and fast!  You're dangerous.  I could
see that right away. -- Bunker Bill

Peter Rabbit -- I hope you choke on a carrot! -- Raj Fenris

Cottonball -- Probably tulereimic. -- Leon from Napa

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ELDERLY WOMAN was dealt death by WURM KIN in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH 2 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BLAH 1 was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BLAH 3 was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER NARHMIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
RABID RABBIT devastated DISSIDENT in a 2 minute one-sided Title fight.
EDDIE VEDDER subdued BUNKER BILL in a 2 minute competition.
BRAN MAC MORN was devastated by PETER RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JEREMY devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUN TREE was overcome by MIKE MCCREADY in a 2 minute fight.
TRAIL OF THE DEAD overcame RAJ FENRIS in a action packed 1 minute melee.
LEON FROM NAPA was vanquished by FLUFFY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COTTONBALL vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        33 -  28 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 700 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    RABID RABBIT 4490          11   4  0  126 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
AIMED BLOW       DISSIDENT 6672             15   6  1   92 PEARL JAM (629)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           19  13  0   75 DOGS OF WAR (115)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRAN MAC MORN 6756          6   4  0   60 DOGS OF WAR (115)
STRIKING ATTACK  TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727      4   0  0   46 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIKE 
MCCREADY 6711, FLUFFY 6781, RABID RABBIT 4490, EDDIE VEDDER 6710, PETER RABBIT 4161, 
JEREMY 6757, COTTONBALL 6780, BUNKER BILL 6690, SUN TREE 6739, and BLAH 1 6782.

The least popular fighter this week was BLAH 2 6783.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LEON FROM NAPA 6777, RAJ FENRIS 6754, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, DISSIDENT 
6672, BLAH 3 6784, BLAH 1 6782, SUN TREE 6739, BUNKER BILL 6690, COTTONBALL 6780, and 
JEREMY 6757.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ELDERLY WOMAN (4-6673) PEARL JAM (629)

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI