DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2013    Duedate: 04/08/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISSIDENT
PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6672) [16-6-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DISSIDENT                      POSITION IS EMPTY
PEARL JAM (629)                
(4-6672) [16-6-1,110]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EDDIE VEDDER                   EDDIE VEDDER
PEARL JAM (629)                PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6710) [11-7-1,94]           (4-6710) [11-7-1,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629)             50
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           20      PEARL JAM (629)
3. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       0      Unchartered Team
4. ONE HIT WONDERS (576)        0
5. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)      -48      BOBS (481)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ONE HIT WONDERS (576)      7   0  0  100   1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           9  6 0
 2/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           61  37  4 62.2   2/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     8  5 0
 3/ 3 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    306 235 24 56.6   3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         3 12 0
 4- 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    35  30  5 53.8   4- 5 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    2  6 0
 5/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (115)        757 946 30 44.5   5- 4*ONE HIT WONDERS (576)     1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 606): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 714): THE DUBLINER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 679): THE FLYEST of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 661): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): HELPER of VENTURE BROS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 606): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 714): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 679): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 661): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly JHELUM games.  LEON FROM NAPA caught the eye of many 
in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested FLUFFY and was awarded 11 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, SUN TREE put down 
COTTONBALL, causing him to lose 8 points of recognition in the process.  The city has 
turned out in honor of DISSIDENT, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to 
the highest position in the city!  Informants "close" to the city champion have told 
me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In JHELUM "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and 
assassins.  In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by 
the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSIDENT 6672               16   6  1   110       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710            11   7  1    94       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RABID RABBIT 4490            11   5  0    89       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 PETER RABBIT 4161            13   9  1    84       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 BUNKER BILL 6690             19  14  0    75       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            6   5  0    62       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 JEREMY 6757                   7   2  1    60       PEARL JAM (629)
-SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110        7   0  0    59       ONE HIT WONDERS (576)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           12   9  0    52       PEARL JAM (629)
-TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727        4   0  0    46       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 SUN TREE 6739                 9  11  0    45       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               5   9  0    24       DOGS OF WAR (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COTTONBALL 6780               2   1  0    18       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           2   3  0    17       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 FLUFFY 6781                   1   1  0     6       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 6786                0  1 0 PEARL JAM 629        ARENAMASTER NARH      701  NONE
DA 1 6785               0  1 0 THE BAD BUNNIES 164  WURM KIN              701  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

An oh-fer turn.  Damn.  Not a cheerful prospect, and Jorja's already in a nasty mood.
She *says* it's cabin fever, because it snowed *again* where she is, but we think
it's just her general personality.  She's been in a nasty mood for quite some time,
after all. -- Bunker Bill, for the Dogs of War

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER NARHMIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA 1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
RABID RABBIT was demolished by DISSIDENT in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
BUNKER BILL was viciously subdued by EDDIE VEDDER in a 3 minute gory contest.
PETER RABBIT savagely defeated BRAN MAC MORN in a 2 minute bloody match.
JEREMY devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUN TREE devastated COTTONBALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MIKE MCCREADY overpowered RAJ FENRIS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
LEON FROM NAPA won victory over FLUFFY in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        35 -  26 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DISSIDENT 6672             16   6  1  110 PEARL JAM (629)
WALL OF STEEL    RABID RABBIT 4490          11   5  0   89 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           19  14  0   75 DOGS OF WAR (115)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRAN MAC MORN 6756          6   5  0   62 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLUFFY 6781, 
PETER RABBIT 4161, SUN TREE 6739, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, DISSIDENT 
6672, BUNKER BILL 6690, JEREMY 6757, DA1 6786, and BRAN MAC MORN 6756.

The least popular fighter this week was RAJ FENRIS 6754.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RABID RABBIT 4490, DA 1 6785, COTTONBALL 6780, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, DA1 
6786, JEREMY 6757, BUNKER BILL 6690, DISSIDENT 6672, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, and MIKE 
MCCREADY 6711.