DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2013    Duedate: 05/20/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-704

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EDDIE VEDDER
PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6710) [14-7-1,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EDDIE VEDDER                   SHATTER
PEARL JAM (629)                LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
(4-6710) [14-7-1,103]          (4-6743) [4-2-0,78]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EDDIE VEDDER                   SHATTER
PEARL JAM (629)                LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
(4-6710) [14-7-1,103]          (4-6743) [4-2-0,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (638)             36
2. PEARL JAM (629)             27      PEARL JAM (629)
3. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)         21      Unchartered Team
4. LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)      18
5. DOGS OF WAR (115)            4      LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)     4   2  0 66.7   1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           9  5 0
 2/ 0*DEVIATION (638)            2   1  0 66.7   2- 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     8  2 0
 3/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           70  42  4 62.5   3/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       2  0 0
 4- 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    314 237 24 57.0   4/ 0*DEVIATION (638)           2  1 0
 5- 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    36  33  5 52.2   5/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         2 13 0
 6/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        759 959 30 44.2   6/ 0*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)    1  0 0
 7/ 0*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)        8  22  0 26.7   7- 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 727): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 722): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 731): OZAWINDIB of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): NIKKITA of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 717): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 716): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 671): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 664): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 615): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 560): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 608): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 727): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 722): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 731): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 717): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 716): RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 671): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 664): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 615): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 560): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 608) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): BLACK LUCK of BLACK JUNTA (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
                          FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          SMEG MAGGOD of DARK BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.)
               (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                           RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): FLAP JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 681): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in JHELUM!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Talk about hot teams!  DEVIATION 
goes out, the very first time, and goes 2-1-0!  Like, what do you guys eat for 
breakfast?  MVP award for SHATTER?  LEGIONS' OF HELL's proud of him after beating 
BUNKER BILL and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  RAJ FENRIS' match 
with GRRR cost him a loss of 2 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
EDDIE VEDDER stopped BRAN MAC MORN dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said 
JHELUM's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  DOGS OF WAR was JHELUM's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why 
LEGIONS' OF HELL's been avoiding DOGS OF WAR so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710            14   7  1   103       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PETER RABBIT 4161            15   9  1    97       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            7   7  0    82       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 SHATTER 6743                  4   2  0    78       LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
 BUNKER BILL 6690             19  17  0    74       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           15   9  0    64       PEARL JAM (629)
 JEREMY 6757                   8   4  1    57       PEARL JAM (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727        5   0  0    56       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 SUN TREE 6739                10  13  0    43       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 GRRR 6724                     3   5  0    40       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARGGH 6721                    5   2  0    31       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
-FLUFFY 6781                   3   1  0    28       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               5  12  0    27       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-COTTONBALL 6780               3   2  0    27       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-FLOPSY 6791                   2   0  0    27       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAST MODE 6772               1   0  0    13       DEVIATION (638)
 QUEEN OF COOL 6773            1   0  0    13       DEVIATION (638)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           2   6  0    12       DOGS OF WAR (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONE 6793                    0   1  0     1       PEARL JAM (629)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAISE YOUR HAND 6769    0  1 0 DEVIATION 638        SHEWISH GIANT         704  NONE
DA1 6792                0  1 0 PEARL JAM 629        SHEWISH GIANT         704  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Puy. -- Jorja and the Dogs of War

And maybe a salute to Eddie Vedder, all over the front page.

Hmm, it goes: lose one, win one, lose one, win one, lose one.  If we'd started the
day with a win, would we have ended it with a win?  Two-three, and we're the top team
on the move... odd.  But acceptable, because if we don't accept it, what else is
there but retirement on a minute pension? -- the Dogs of War

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RAISE YOUR HAND was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
EDDIE VEDDER overcame BRAN MAC MORN in a popular 3 minute gruesome Title match.
BUNKER BILL was viciously subdued by SHATTER in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
MIKE MCCREADY demolished SUN TREE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JEREMY vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
RAJ FENRIS was overpowered by GRRR in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
LEON FROM NAPA lost to ARGGH in a action packed 1 minute duel.
QUEEN OF COOL vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BEAST MODE won victory over STONE in a 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        37 -  22 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   9 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 704 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       EDDIE VEDDER 6710          14   7  1  103 PEARL JAM (629)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SHATTER 6743                4   2  0   78 LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           19  17  0   74 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SHATTER 6743.  The ten other most popular fighters were EDDIE VEDDER 6710, 
BRAN MAC MORN 6756, RAISE YOUR HAND 6769, GRRR 6724, ARGGH 6721, JEREMY 6757, BEAST 
MODE 6772, DA1 6792, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, and QUEEN OF COOL 6773.

The least popular fighter this week was STONE 6793.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LEON FROM NAPA 6777, RAJ FENRIS 6754, SUN TREE 6739, BUNKER BILL 6690, 
QUEEN OF COOL 6773, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, DA1 6792, BEAST MODE 6772, JEREMY 6757, and 
ARGGH 6721.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PUY (4-5764) TEERAK HA (553)