DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/21/2013    Duedate: 06/03/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-705

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EDDIE VEDDER
PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6710) [15-7-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EDDIE VEDDER                   GRRR
PEARL JAM (629)                ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
(4-6710) [15-7-1,110]          (4-6724) [4-5-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EDDIE VEDDER                   EDDIE VEDDER
PEARL JAM (629)                PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6710) [15-7-1,110]          (4-6710) [15-7-1,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115)           36
2. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)         24      PEARL JAM (629)
3. DEVIATION (638)             19      Unchartered Team
4. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)        0
5. LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)       0      DEVIATION (638)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)     4   2  0 66.7   1/ 1 PEARL JAM (629)           8  5 1
 2/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           72  44  5 62.1   2/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (115)         5 10 0
 3- 4 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    314 237 24 57.0   3/ 3*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       4  0 0
 4/ 2*DEVIATION (638)            3   3  0 50.0   4- 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     3  2 0
 5/ 6 DOGS OF WAR (115)        762 961 30 44.2   5/ 4*DEVIATION (638)           3  3 0
 6/ 7*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       10  22  0 31.3   6- 6*LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)    1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 727): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 610): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 732): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 704): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 728): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 722): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 732): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 716): HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 718): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 717): LUCIANA of THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 683): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 672): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (?, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 616): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 609): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 727): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 610): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 732): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 704): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 728): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 723): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 732): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 716): ANTHROPOS KRATOS (Pagan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 718): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 717): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 683): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 672): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 616): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 609) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): BLACK LUCK of BLACK JUNTA (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
                          FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          SMEG MAGGOD of DARK BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
JHELUM.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Coming 
up with a solid 3-2-0 outing, DOGS OF WAR has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for GRRR, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing 
JEREMY like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay 
to walk out on the sands.  JEREMY was bested by GRRR and drops 19 points.  Going for 
the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was DOGS OF WAR's BUNKER BILL, 
who was turned away from the Duelmastership by EDDIE VEDDER.  Advice to 
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena.  Well dang 
howdy, but if challenges were votes, RAJ FENRIS would be president.  Although it may 
be a contest he doesn't want to win.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the JHELUM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been fun, and 
I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, 
I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710            15   7  1   110       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PETER RABBIT 4161            15   9  1    97       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            8   7  0    91       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHATTER 6743                  4   2  0    78       LEGIONS' OF HELL (636)
 BUNKER BILL 6690             19  18  0    75       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRRR 6724                     4   5  0    61       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           15  10  0    59       PEARL JAM (629)
 SUN TREE 6739                11  13  0    58       DOGS OF WAR (115)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEREMY 6757                   8   5  1    38       PEARL JAM (629)
 ARGGH 6721                    6   2  0    34       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF COOL 6773            2   0  0    30       DEVIATION (638)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               5  13  0    28       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-FLUFFY 6781                   3   1  0    28       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-COTTONBALL 6780               3   2  0    27       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-FLOPSY 6791                   2   0  0    27       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           3   6  0    22       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BEAST MODE 6772               1   1  0    14       DEVIATION (638)
 STONE 6793                    1   1  1     7       PEARL JAM (629)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WELCOME THEMACHI 6770   0  1 0 DEVIATION 638        STONE 6793            705   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

It's the season of jam!  Strawberry jam, plum jam, pearl jam--all OVER the front
page.  Congratulations on that.

Not as tidy a pattern today:  lose, lose, lose, lose, lose.  That may be... smooth,
but it really isn't TIDY.  For tidy, we'd need five WINS. -- the Dogs of War,
thinking of going to sleep on the couch

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

QUEEN OF COOL devastated RAJ FENRIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
EDDIE VEDDER vanquished BUNKER BILL in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven Title battle.
BRAN MAC MORN vanquished MIKE MCCREADY in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
JEREMY was overpowered by GRRR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUN TREE devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ARGGH viciously subdued BEAST MODE in a 2 minute bloody match.
LEON FROM NAPA overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute fight.
STONE put to death WELCOME THEMACHINE in a 1 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        36 -  22 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   9 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 705 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       EDDIE VEDDER 6710          15   7  1  110 PEARL JAM (629)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRAN MAC MORN 6756          8   7  0   91 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           19  18  0   75 DOGS OF WAR (115)
LUNGING ATTACK   ARGGH 6721                  6   2  0   34 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EDDIE VEDDER 6710.  The ten other most popular fighters were BRAN MAC MORN 
6756, SUN TREE 6739, ARGGH 6721, BUNKER BILL 6690, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, QUEEN OF COOL 
6773, GRRR 6724, BEAST MODE 6772, WELCOME THEMACHINE 6770, and MIKE MCCREADY 6711.

The least popular fighter this week was JEREMY 6757.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RAJ FENRIS 6754, STONE 6793, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, WELCOME THEMACHINE 
6770, BEAST MODE 6772, GRRR 6724, QUEEN OF COOL 6773, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, BUNKER 
BILL 6690, and ARGGH 6721.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EDDIE VEDDER (4-6710) PEARL JAM (629)