DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/02/2013    Duedate: 07/15/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-708

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUNKER BILL
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6690) [22-18-0,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUNKER BILL                    QUEEN OF COOL
DOGS OF WAR (115)              DEVIATION (638)
(4-6690) [22-18-0,90]          (4-6773) [5-0-0,62]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUNKER BILL                    GRRR
DOGS OF WAR (115)              ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
(4-6690) [22-18-0,90]          (4-6724) [5-7-0,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DOGS OF WAR (115)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (638)             31
2. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)      15      PEARL JAM (629)
3. PEARL JAM (629)             10      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)          9
5. ROCKED IT (630)              0      DEVIATION (638)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ROCKED IT (630)            1   0  0  100   1/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 2/ 2*DEVIATION (638)            9   3  0 75.0   2/ 3*DEVIATION (638)           6  0 0
 3/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           77  52  5 59.7   3/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           5  8 0
 4/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    37  35  5 51.4   4/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       3  3 0
 5/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        769 969 30 44.2   5- 5*ROCKED IT (630)           1  0 0
 6/ 5 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       13  25  0 34.2   6/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 730): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 735): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 707): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 731): Y THE BOLD of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 726): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 735): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 719): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 721): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 720): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 686): ONE TRICK PONY of PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 675): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 668): VEAL MARSALA of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 619): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 288): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 564): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 612): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 730): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 613): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 735): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 707): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 731): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 726): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 735): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 719): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 721): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 720): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 686): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 675): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 668): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 619): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 288): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 564): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 612) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 729): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 730): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 734): CAT-IN-THE-HAT of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 719): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 720): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 720): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 719): LUCIANA of THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 685): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 675): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Practice pays for QUEEN OF COOL, who pummelled 
BRAN MAC MORN, to pocket 23 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, QUEEN 
OF COOL was winsome, after beating BRAN MAC MORN and seeing him lose 21 points.  
BUNKER BILL successfully staved off a grab for the roses by GRRR of ZOMBIE SQUADS.  
Does JHELUM have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has it one team in 
JHELUM is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it 
works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in ZOMBIE SQUADS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  The 
warriors of ZOMBIE SQUADS found their efforts at combat frustrated as DEVIATION 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHELUM farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNKER BILL 6690             22  18  0    90       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN TREE 6739                14  13  0    83       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 GRRR 6724                     5   7  0    75       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF COOL 6773            5   0  0    62       DEVIATION (638)
 TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727        6   0  0    61       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           16  12  0    60       PEARL JAM (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARGGH 6721                    8   3  0    56       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            8  10  0    41       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BEAST MODE 6772               4   1  0    41       DEVIATION (638)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEREMY 6757                   8   8  1    33       PEARL JAM (629)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               5  16  0    31       DOGS OF WAR (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONE 6793                    3   2  1    21       PEARL JAM (629)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           4   8  0    20       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-1/2 FULL 6805                 1   0  0    20       PEARL JAM (629)
-RONGOVIAN EMBASSY 6683        1   0  0    19       ROCKED IT (630)
-BINAURAL 6806                 1   0  0    14       PEARL JAM (629)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LASER FOCUS 6801        0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO #4 548 HIGH ELF              708  NONE
SHATTER BOX 6800        0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO #4 548 HIGH ELF              708  NONE
WELCOME THEMACHI 6770   0  1 0 DEVIATION 638        STONE 6793            705  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

What is this, "unbelievably bested"?  Believe it!  I mosterized that Venomous Vixen.
As for the rest of the team, not impressive.  Sun Tree beat Arggh, Bran lost to Grrr
(weird names zombies have!), and the other two also lost.  Bah. -- Bunker Bill,
unimpressive duelmaster

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LASER FOCUS was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SHATTER BOX was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BUNKER BILL slimly won victory over GRRR in a 6 minute one-sided Title match.
SUN TREE viciously subdued MIKE MCCREADY in a exciting 3 minute veteran's fight.
BRAN MAC MORN was devastated by QUEEN OF COOL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRAIL OF THE DEAD devastated RAJ FENRIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ARGGH handily defeated JEREMY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BEAST MODE vanquished LEON FROM NAPA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STONE vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        30 -  24 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 708 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           22  18  0   90 DOGS OF WAR (115)
STRIKING ATTACK  SUN TREE 6739              14  13  0   83 DOGS OF WAR (115)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN OF COOL 6773          5   0  0   62 DEVIATION (638)
LUNGING ATTACK   ARGGH 6721                  8   3  0   56 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
SLASHING ATTACK  BEAST MODE 6772             4   1  0   41 DEVIATION (638)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUNKER BILL 6690.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GRRR 6724.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUNKER BILL 6690, SUN 
TREE 6739, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727, QUEEN OF COOL 6773, BEAST MODE 
6772, ARGGH 6721, STONE 6793, LASER FOCUS 6801, and SHATTER BOX 6800.

The least popular fighter this week was LEON FROM NAPA 6777.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JEREMY 6757, RAJ FENRIS 6754, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, SHATTER BOX 
6800, LASER FOCUS 6801, STONE 6793, ARGGH 6721, BEAST MODE 6772, QUEEN OF COOL 6773, 
and TRAIL OF THE DEAD 6727.