DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/13/2013    Duedate: 08/26/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-711

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PETER RABBIT
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
(4-4161) [16-11-1,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PETER RABBIT                   QUEEN OF COOL
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)          DEVIATION (638)
(4-4161) [16-11-1,102]         (4-6773) [7-0-0,87]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MIKE MCCREADY                  ARGGH
PEARL JAM (629)                ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
(4-6711) [16-15-0,63]          (4-6721) [10-4-0,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (638)             40
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           34      PEARL JAM (629)
3. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)       25      Unchartered Team
4. ELITE JOUSTERS (450)         0
5. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)         -8      DEVIATION (638)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ELITE JOUSTERS (450)       4   1  2 80.0   1/ 1 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     9  3 1
 2/ 2*DEVIATION (638)           14   4  0 77.8   2/ 5*DEVIATION (638)           5  1 0
 3/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           82  60  5 57.7   3/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           5  8 0
 4/ 4 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    323 240 25 57.4   4/ 6 DOGS OF WAR (115)         5 10 0
 5/ 6 DOGS OF WAR (115)        774 979 30 44.2   5- 4*ELITE JOUSTERS (450)      4  1 2
 6/ 7 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       17  27  0 38.6   6/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       4  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 616): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 738): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 710): GRRR of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 734): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 738): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 722): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 724): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 723): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 689): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 671): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 621): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 567): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 615): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 616): LOST SOULS II (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 738): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 710): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 734): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 738): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 722): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 724): HEAVYMETAL KIDS (Moribund, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 723): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 689): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 671): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 622): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 567): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 615) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): VITHAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): PIRES of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
                           HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  A stormcloud 
is brewing over the ZOMBIE SQUADS guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this 
ones 0-2-0 may send the team to the Dark Arena.  Coming up with a solid 3-0-0 outing, 
DEVIATION has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for ROSIE 
RIVETTER, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing 1/2 FULL like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 1/2 FULL, 
who dropped 15 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ROSIE 
RIVETTER.  It's a proud day for the THE BAD BUNNIES stable, as their warrior, PETER 
RABBIT, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but 
an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that DOGS OF WAR was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of DOGS OF WAR's 
warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause DEVIATION beats feet every time DOGS OF WAR smiles at them.  Try 
farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, MIKE MCCREADY would be 
president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the JHELUM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETER RABBIT 4161            16  11  1   102       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRRR 6724                     7   8  0    92       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF COOL 6773            7   0  0    87       DEVIATION (638)
 ARGGH 6721                   10   4  0    75       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAST MODE 6772               6   1  0    66       DEVIATION (638)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           16  15  0    63       PEARL JAM (629)
 FLOPSY 6791                   5   0  0    63       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 SUN TREE 6739                14  16  0    58       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 COTTONBALL 6780               6   2  1    57       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEREMY 6757                  10   9  1    46       PEARL JAM (629)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               6  18  0    38       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756            8  13  0    37       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLUFFY 6781                   5   2  0    33       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           5  10  0    29       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 PIMP POTENTIAL 6771           1   1  0    28       DEVIATION (638)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONE 6793                    4   4  1    22       PEARL JAM (629)
-BAM BAM 4822                  1   0  1    22       ELITE JOUSTERS (450)
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843           1   0  0    22       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BINAURAL 6806                 2   1  0    15       PEARL JAM (629)
-BRICKHOUSE 4821               1   0  1    14       ELITE JOUSTERS (450)
-SLAINE 4823                   1   0  0    13       ELITE JOUSTERS (450)
-CLOUD 4825                    1   0  0    10       ELITE JOUSTERS (450)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 1/2 FULL 6805                 2   1  0     7       PEARL JAM (629)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Aaagh!  Look at it!  One-four, and the win was MINE, and I'm LEAVING.  And now the
team is going to fall apart.  No stamina, no skill.  Pitiful.  Losses to zombies and
rabbits.  Deeply pitiful. -- Bunker Bill
P.S.  Okay, and one truly embarrassing loss by Leon to the barely skilled Binaural
from Pearl Jam.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BEAST MODE viciously subdued MIKE MCCREADY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GRRR was subdued by PETER RABBIT in a 2 minute veteran's Title melee.
ARGGH was savagely defeated by QUEEN OF COOL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody duel.
SUN TREE was overpowered by FLOPSY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JEREMY bested FLUFFY in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
BRAN MAC MORN was overpowered by COTTONBALL in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BINAURAL was viciously subdued by PIMP POTENTIAL in a action packed 1 minute fight.
RAJ FENRIS won victory over STONE in a 3 minute duel.
LEON FROM NAPA vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
1/2 FULL was vanquished by ROSIE RIVETTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   8 -  1      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  23 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  14 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PETER RABBIT 4161          16  11  1  102 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN OF COOL 6773          7   0  0   87 DEVIATION (638)
LUNGING ATTACK   ARGGH 6721                 10   4  0   75 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
SLASHING ATTACK  BEAST MODE 6772             6   1  0   66 DEVIATION (638)
BASHING ATTACK   FLOPSY 6791                 5   0  0   63 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIKE MCCREADY 6711.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ARGGH 6721.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEAST MODE 6772, QUEEN 
OF COOL 6773, PIMP POTENTIAL 6771, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, GRRR 6724, PETER RABBIT 4161, 
COTTONBALL 6780, RAJ FENRIS 6754, JEREMY 6757, and FLUFFY 6781.

The least popular fighter this week was 1/2 FULL 6805.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRAN MAC MORN 6756, SUN TREE 6739, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, BINAURAL 6806, 
FLOPSY 6791, ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, STONE 6793, FLUFFY 6781, JEREMY 6757, and RAJ 
FENRIS 6754.