DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/10/2013    Duedate: 09/23/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-713

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

QUEEN OF COOL
DEVIATION (638)
(4-6773) [9-0-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SUN TREE                       QUEEN OF COOL
DOGS OF WAR (115)              DEVIATION (638)
(4-6739) [15-17-0,82]          (4-6773) [9-0-0,100]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MIKE MCCREADY                  COTTONBALL
PEARL JAM (629)                THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
(4-6711) [16-17-0,65]          (4-6780) [6-4-1,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DOGS OF WAR (115)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115)           49
2. DEVIATION (638)             27      THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
3. PEARL JAM (629)             24      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)          0
5. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)      -21      DEVIATION (638)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DEVIATION (638)           20   6  0 76.9   1/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)        10  5 1
 2/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    324 245 25 56.9   2/ 1*DEVIATION (638)           9  2 0
 3/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           86  66  6 56.6   3/ 4 PEARL JAM (629)           5 10 1
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        781 982 31 44.3   4/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     4  6 0
 5- 5 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       18  28  0 39.1   5- 5 ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 735): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 618): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 740): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 712): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 736): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 731): DOVAHKIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 740): DREMMEL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 724): JUNIOR of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 726): ACE of CONSORTIUM CREW (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 724): GREEN KING of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 691): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 680): ZINA of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 673): VEAL CHOP of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 624): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 569): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 617): MARK of JOHNS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 735): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 618): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 740): GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 712): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 736): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 731): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 740): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 724): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 726): THE HIGH WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 725): THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 691): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarcist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 680): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 673): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 624): WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 569): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 617) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 734): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 740): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
              (turn 739): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 736): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 740): DREMMEL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
               (turn 739): WOODCHIP WILLA of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
                           OZAWINDIB of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 724): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 724): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
                           XIAN LIN of KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 691): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 672): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Nothing is certain in JHELUM, with changing loyalties, changing 
Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--DOGS OF WAR.  DOGS OF WAR had cause to 
celebrate, after BRAN MAC MORN got 18 points by beating JEREMY.  QUEEN OF COOL 
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by SUN TREE of DOGS OF WAR.  Does JHELUM 
have no one talented enough to dethrone her?  Word has it one team in JHELUM is 
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of THE BAD BUNNIES, alone and unchallenged.  
As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of DEVIATION, so did that sorry 
team shy from THE BAD BUNNIES If challenges were horses, RAJ FENRIS could open up a 
fast food joint!  MIKE MCCREADY found himself challenged by a warrior 21 below:  PIMP 
POTENTIAL.  PIMP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION kept his wits as he bested MIKE MCCREADY.  My 
love of complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, COTTONBALL and 
RAJ FENRIS.  Are THE BAD BUNNIES unwilling to engage in a fair fight?  I thought 
COTTONBALL showed great skill and promise when he lost to RAJ FENRIS.  All right, so 
I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
The audience gave a nice round of rasberries to JEREMY of PEARL JAM, for expiring in 
such an ungraceful fashion.  10-11-1, indeed!  Questions are being raised about the 
disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in JHELUM would I 
avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHELUM farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF COOL 6773            9   0  0   100       DEVIATION (638)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PETER RABBIT 4161            16  11  1   102       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRRR 6724                     7   9  0    89       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
-ARGGH 6721                   11   4  0    85       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
 BEAST MODE 6772               8   1  0    83       DEVIATION (638)
 SUN TREE 6739                15  17  0    82       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756           10  13  1    75       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           16  17  0    65       PEARL JAM (629)
 PIMP POTENTIAL 6771           3   1  0    60       DEVIATION (638)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOPSY 6791                   5   2  0    55       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               7  19  0    52       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           7  10  0    49       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 COTTONBALL 6780               6   4  1    42       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 FLUFFY 6781                   6   3  0    38       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONE 6793                    5   5  2    26       PEARL JAM (629)
 1/2 FULL 6805                 4   1  0    25       PEARL JAM (629)
 BINAURAL 6806                 3   2  0    25       PEARL JAM (629)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843           2   1  0    19       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 TWISTED SISTER 6804           0   2  0     2       DEVIATION (638)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      STONE 6793            713  NONE
JEREMY 6757            10 11 1 PEARL JAM 629        BRAN MAC MORN 6756    713   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pimp Potential -- You're just jealous because I have a better complexion.  I cock a
snook at you. -- Raj Fenris

Mike Mccready -- Not ready enough, I see.  You probably need to work on that, if you
don't want to be embarrassed by losing to the likes of me. -- Bran mac Morn

Damned straight I was vicious with the Khalhums Dwarf.  That hairy little runt *said*
he'd fixed my charriot.  He fixed it, all right.  I'm going to have to *replace* the
darned thing. -- Sun Tree

Stone -- Ah!  I, too, can make a stone weep.  Thank you, it has been a long-held
secret dream. -- Leon from Napa

Binaural -- Ouch!  You're no gentleman!  But then, I'm no lady, either. -- Rosie
Rivetter

     At least you only have two ears.  Think how hard it would be to wear a hat with
     three!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COTTONBALL was bested by RAJ FENRIS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
PIMP POTENTIAL subdued MIKE MCCREADY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TWISTED SISTER was defeated by ROSIE RIVETTER in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
QUEEN OF COOL bested SUN TREE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
BEAST MODE devastated FLOPSY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BRAN MAC MORN assassinated JEREMY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LEON FROM NAPA slimly won victory over FLUFFY in a 2 minute competition.
BINAURAL was narrowly defeated by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute beginner's melee.
STONE slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
1/2 FULL vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   3 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  11 -  1      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        24 -  24 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  16 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 713 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN OF COOL 6773          9   0  0  100 DEVIATION (638)
SLASHING ATTACK  BEAST MODE 6772             8   1  0   83 DEVIATION (638)
LUNGING ATTACK   PIMP POTENTIAL 6771         3   1  0   60 DEVIATION (638)
BASHING ATTACK   FLOPSY 6791                 5   2  0   55 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIKE MCCREADY 6711.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COTTONBALL 6780.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIMP POTENTIAL 
6771, FLUFFY 6781, RAJ FENRIS 6754, QUEEN OF COOL 6773, BINAURAL 6806, ROSIE RIVETTER 
6843, SUN TREE 6739, BEAST MODE 6772, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, and 1/2 FULL 6805.

The least popular fighter this week was JEREMY 6757.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLOPSY 6791, STONE 6793, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, TWISTED SISTER 6804, MIKE 
MCCREADY 6711, 1/2 FULL 6805, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, BEAST MODE 6772, SUN TREE 6739, 
and ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.