DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/05/2013    Duedate: 11/18/2013

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-717

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BRAN MAC MORN
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6756) [13-14-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRAN MAC MORN                  POSITION IS EMPTY
DOGS OF WAR (115)              
(4-6756) [13-14-1,116]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MIKE MCCREADY                  SUN TREE
PEARL JAM (629)                DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6711) [18-19-0,76]          (4-6739) [16-20-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DOGS OF WAR (115)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (638)             25
2. PEARL JAM (629)              8      DEVIATION (638)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115)          -23      Unchartered Team

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The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DEVIATION (638)           29   8  0 78.4   1/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 2/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           91  77  6 54.2   2/ 2 DEVIATION (638)           6  2 0
 3/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        790 993 31 44.3   3/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           4  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 739): S... MC of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 622): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 744): PETE HARNISCH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 716): BRAN MAC MORN of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 740): KILLBY MARCH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 735): DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 744): YORKE of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 728): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 729): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 695): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 684): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 677): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 299): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 292): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 573): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 621): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 739): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 622): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 744): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 716): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 740): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 735): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 744): IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 728): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 729): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 695): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 684): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 677): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 627): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 299): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 292): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 573): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 621) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 739): S... MC of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 740): KILLBY MARCH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 739): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 676): KARMIC KUDZU of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JHELUM?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see QUEEN OF COOL win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DANGEROUS 
CRIMINAL beat LEON FROM NAPA and LEON FROM NAPA lost 11 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, JHELUM may be getting bland, as BRAN MAC 
MORN stays top dog in the city.  The Warty Toad, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From JHELUM's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
DEVIATION, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like PEARL JAM avoided them 
the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  SUN TREE 
was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the JHELUM arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRAN MAC MORN 6756           13  14  1   116       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF COOL 6773           12   1  0    98       DEVIATION (638)
-BEAST MODE 6772               9   1  0    91       DEVIATION (638)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUN TREE 6739                16  20  0    90       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           18  19  0    76       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIMP POTENTIAL 6771           3   1  0    60       DEVIATION (638)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAJ FENRIS 6754               9  21  0    56       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777           9  12  0    50       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUTHERN TIER 6810            2   1  0    31       DEVIATION (638)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 6844                   2   1  0    17       PEARL JAM (629)
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843           3   4  0    13       DOGS OF WAR (115)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BINAURAL 6806           3  3 0 PEARL JAM 629        FLOPSY 6791           714   
JEREMY 6757            10 11 1 PEARL JAM 629        BRAN MAC MORN 6756    713  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Dogs of War

Ghost of Stone -- Say it isn't so!  Was I the final blow to your survival? -- Raj
Fenris

Queen of Cool -- I feel sure that you do have the "impressive orcish frontage"
referred to by my teammate last turn, but... how can I tell?  You hide it well. --
Bran mac Morn

Assassins, bah. -- Sun Tree

Mike McCready -- This does not help me toward a winning record, you know. -- Raj
Fenris

And two more piffling standbys.  Pah. -- Leon and Rosie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

QUEEN OF COOL bested SUN TREE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SOUTHERN TIER demolished ROSIE RIVETTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BRAN MAC MORN overpowered MIKE MCCREADY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Title duel.
LEON FROM NAPA was defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute fight.
RAJ FENRIS was demolished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GARDEN vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  10 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  23 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  17 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 717 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN OF COOL 6773         12   1  0   98 DEVIATION (638)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIKE MCCREADY 6711.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SUN TREE 6739.  The ten other most popular fighters were QUEEN OF COOL 6773, 
BRAN MAC MORN 6756, SOUTHERN TIER 6810, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, GARDEN 6844, ROSIE 
RIVETTER 6843, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, RAJ FENRIS 6754,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was RAJ FENRIS 6754.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LEON FROM NAPA 6777, ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, GARDEN 6844, MIKE MCCREADY 
6711, SOUTHERN TIER 6810, BRAN MAC MORN 6756, QUEEN OF COOL 6773, SUN TREE 6739,  0, 
and  0.