DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/25/2014    Duedate: 03/10/2014

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-725

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BEAST MODE
DEVIATION (638)
(4-6772) [14-2-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BEAST MODE                     DEAD SEXY
DEVIATION (638)                OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6772) [14-2-0,129]          (4-6841) [1-0-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MIKE MCCREADY                  BEAST MODE
PEARL JAM (629)                DEVIATION (638)
(4-6711) [21-24-0,92]          (4-6772) [14-2-0,129]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIATION (638)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)      22
2. DEVIATION (638)             21      DEVIATION (638)
3. OTTO IS... (645)            21      Unchartered Team
4. DOGS OF WAR (115)           19
5. PEARL JAM (629)              7      OTTO IS... (645)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*OTTO IS... (645)           1   0  0  100   1/ 1 DEVIATION (638)           6  2 0
 2/ 1 DEVIATION (638)           48  13  0 78.7   2/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (115)         5 10 0
 3- 2 ONE HIT WONDERS (576)      9   3  1 75.0   3- 3*THUNDERCATS (640)         4  1 0
 4- 4*THUNDERCATS (640)          9   6  0 60.0   4/ 4 PEARL JAM (629)           4  5 0
 5/ 6 PEARL JAM (629)          102  91  6 52.8   5- 2 THE BROODKIND (488)       3  0 0
 6/ 7 DOGS OF WAR (115)        803 %1020 31 44.0   6/ 0*OTTO IS... (645)          1  0 0
 7- 8 THE BROODKIND (488)       18  24  1 42.9   7- 7 ONE HIT WONDERS (576)     1  1 0
 8/ 0*SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)     1   2  0 33.3   8/ 9*DAVE'S DOGS (631)         1  2 0
 9-10*DEALER'S WORLD (363)       5  21  0 19.2   9/ 0*SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    1  2 0
10/11*DAVE'S DOGS (631)          1   7  0 12.5  10-10*DEALER'S WORLD (363)      0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 747): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 752): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 724): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 748): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 747): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 752): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 724): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 748): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 629) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                            DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
                           TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of JHELUM.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing works for a 
team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as DOGS OF WAR can 
attest...  OTTO IS... had cause to celebrate, after DEAD SEXY got 21 points by 
beating DOG BOY BITES.  Well, Duelmaster BEAST MODE challenged PEARL JAM's MIKE 
MCCREADY.  Is a 13-2-0 good enough?  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were 
disappointed by MIKE MCCREADY, of PEARL JAM, who despite a 21-24-0 couldn't overcome 
JHELUM's Number 1.  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and 
ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of LUROCIANS Z2, alone and unchallenged.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of DEVIATION, so did that sorry team shy 
from LUROCIANS Z2 Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, MIKE MCCREADY is the most challenged warrior.  As a 
confidence booster, PIMP POTENTIAL challenged LEON FROM NAPA, down 34 points.  Do you 
also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, PIMP POTENTIAL?  Warriors of JHELUM!  
Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of PIMP POTENTIAL?   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHELUM farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAST MODE 6772              14   2  0   129       DEVIATION (638)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIMP POTENTIAL 6771           9   1  0   111       DEVIATION (638)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           21  24  0    92       PEARL JAM (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF COOL 6773           17   2  0    87       DEVIATION (638)
 SUN TREE 6739                16  28  0    79       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777          14  15  0    78       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754              13  25  0    71       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110        8   1  0    71       ONE HIT WONDERS (576)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MISSING LINK 5180             4   4  1    42       THE BROODKIND (488)
 SOUTHERN TIER 6810            5   4  0    39       DEVIATION (638)
-TYGRA 6815                    3   0  0    35       THUNDERCATS (640)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHEETARA 6880                 2   0  0    33       THUNDERCATS (640)
-ICE ICE BABY 6114             1   0  1    33       ONE HIT WONDERS (576)
-DELICATE DELILAH 5118         4   4  0    29       THE BROODKIND (488)
-DEMENTED DAMONE 5119          4   4  0    27       THE BROODKIND (488)
-DAINTY DMITRI 5111            4   2  0    27       THE BROODKIND (488)
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843           5  10  0    25       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-MUMM-RA 6817                  3   0  0    25       THUNDERCATS (640)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 6844                   6   5  0    23       PEARL JAM (629)
-THE PENNY JAR 3865            2   3  0    22       DEALER'S WORLD (363)
 DEAD SEXY 6841                1   0  0    21       OTTO IS... (645)
 BLACK 6860                    4   3  0    15       PEARL JAM (629)
 TUM'S SOCKS 6870              1   0  0    13       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIMINUTIVE DAN 5116           2   5  0    11       THE BROODKIND (488)
 GIDGET 6696                   1   4  0    11       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-SNARF 6893                    1   0  0     7       THUNDERCATS (640)
 DOG BOY BITES 6888            0   3  0     3       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-GRETCHEN 6695                 0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694                     0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DAX 6873                0  1 0 SMELLS LIKE FROG 649 HIGH ELF              725  NONE
DAY 6871                0  1 0 SMELLS LIKE FROG 649 SHEWISH GIANT         725  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One-four, and Leon got the only win.  He's going to be insufferable.  Maybe I should
sic the Dog Boy on him.  A bite or two in a critical place could be just the thing.
Hmm. -- Sun Tree

     Do we get to watch?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAX was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAY was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BEAST MODE viciously subdued MIKE MCCREADY in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
PIMP POTENTIAL viciously subdued LEON FROM NAPA in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
SUN TREE was subdued by QUEEN OF COOL in a 3 minute master's competition.
RAJ FENRIS defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
ROSIE RIVETTER was devastated by SOUTHERN TIER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GARDEN overcame GIDGET in a 2 minute melee.
BLACK won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute duel.
DOG BOY BITES was viciously subdued by DEAD SEXY in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
TUM'S SOCKS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        23 -  14 -  0      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  17 -  0      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  19 -  1      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  16 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 725 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  BEAST MODE 6772            14   2  0  129 DEVIATION (638)
LUNGING ATTACK   PIMP POTENTIAL 6771         9   1  0  111 DEVIATION (638)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN OF COOL 6773         17   2  0   87 DEVIATION (638)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOUTHERN TIER 6810          5   4  0   39 DEVIATION (638)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIKE MCCREADY 6711.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BEAST MODE 6772.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUN TREE 6739, 
QUEEN OF COOL 6773, PIMP POTENTIAL 6771, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, SOUTHERN TIER 6810, DEAD 
SEXY 6841, RAJ FENRIS 6754, GARDEN 6844, BLACK 6860, and GIDGET 6696.

The least popular fighter this week was DOG BOY BITES 6888.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, DAY 6871, DAX 6873, 
TUM'S SOCKS 6870, GIDGET 6696, BLACK 6860, GARDEN 6844, RAJ FENRIS 6754, and DEAD 
SEXY 6841.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BEAST MODE (4-6772) DEVIATION (638)