DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2014    Duedate: 04/07/2014

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-727

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PIMP POTENTIAL
DEVIATION (638)
(4-6771) [11-1-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PIMP POTENTIAL                 DRONE C1
DEVIATION (638)                TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
(4-6771) [11-1-0,125]          (4-6848) [4-2-1,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MIKE MCCREADY                  MIKE MCCREADY
PEARL JAM (629)                PEARL JAM (629)
(4-6711) [22-25-1,95]          (4-6711) [22-25-1,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEVIATION (638)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (638)             37
2. PEARL JAM (629)             19      DEVIATION (638)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115)           15      Unchartered Team
4. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)       11
5. TOLBINS HIVE C (646)         5      TOLBINS HIVE C (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*OTTO IS... (645)           1   0  0  100   1/ 1 DEVIATION (638)          12  0 0
 2/ 2 DEVIATION (638)           56  13  0 81.2   2/ 6 PEARL JAM (629)           4  5 1
 3/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE C (646)      18  12  1 60.0   3/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)         4 11 0
 4/ 0 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    327 248 26 56.9   4/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE C (646)      3  2 0
 5/ 5 PEARL JAM (629)          104  95  7 52.3   5/ 0 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     2  2 0
 6- 6*SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)     2   2  0 50.0   6- 5*SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    2  2 0
 7/ 4*THUNDERCATS (640)          9  10  0 47.4   7- 8*OTTO IS... (645)          1  0 0
 8/ 7 DOGS OF WAR (115)        806 %1027 31 44.0   8/ 9*DAVE'S DOGS (631)         1  2 0
 9/ 9*DAVE'S DOGS (631)          2   8  0 20.0   9/ 2*THUNDERCATS (640)         0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 749): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 632): BRAVO of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 754): JURY DUTY of MAJOR BUMMER (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 750): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 754): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 740): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 739): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 687): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 638): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 583): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 631): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 749): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 632): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 754): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 750): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 745): MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 754): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 740): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 739): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 687): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 638): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 583): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 631) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 749): TOBY WING of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                            BELLE BENNETT of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
                (turn 748): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 631): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
                          DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 726): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
               (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
                  (turn 693): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 583): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
JHELUM.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  It was 
a tough week for THUNDERCATS, to drop 7 places in the rankings.  Coming up with a 
solid 2-1-1 outing, PEARL JAM has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for SOUTHERN TIER, who flew up 18 points in the rankings after mashing 
DRONE C5 like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the 
top ten was DRONE C5, who dropped 15 points after a disappointing (to say the least) 
bout with SOUTHERN TIER.  Well, everybody's pal PIMP POTENTIAL moved his record to 
11-1-0 by defeating PETER RABBIT in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 9 
recognition points.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps 
T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad ONE HIT WONDERS?   Big bad ONE HIT 
WONDERS.  Big bad ONE HIT WONDERS.  JHELUM's afraid of the big bad ONE HIT WONDERS.  
Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  ONE HIT WONDERS + 
Weapons That go Boom = DEVIATION + Avoid City.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  MIKE MCCREADY defied all odds 
and slew HIGH ELF in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
HIGH ELF's meat is notoriously tough.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the 
proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you 
enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be 
leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIMP POTENTIAL 6771          11   1  0   125       DEVIATION (638)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETER RABBIT 4161            16  12  1    98       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711           22  25  1    95       PEARL JAM (629)
 SUN TREE 6739                18  28  0    95       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777          14  17  0    79       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 RAJ FENRIS 6754              14  26  0    73       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUTHERN TIER 6810            7   4  0    64       DEVIATION (638)
 DRONE C1 6848                 4   2  1    60       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOPSY 6791                   6   3  1    55       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 COTTONBALL 6780               7   4  1    49       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 FLUFFY 6781                   7   4  0    47       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 DRONE C5 6851                 3   3  0    42       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
 GARDEN 6844                   7   6  0    37       PEARL JAM (629)
 DRONE C2 6850                 4   2  0    36       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUM'S SOCKS 6870              2   0  0    29       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843           5  12  0    27       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 DRONE C3 6847                 4   2  0    26       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUMM-RA 6817                  3   0  0    25       THUNDERCATS (640)
 CHEETARA 6880                 2   1  0    25       THUNDERCATS (640)
 TYGRA 6815                    3   1  0    24       THUNDERCATS (640)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRONE C4 6849                 3   3  0    22       TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
-DEAD SEXY 6841                1   0  0    21       OTTO IS... (645)
 GIDGET 6696                   2   5  0    15       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
 ALLAGASH 6903                 1   0  0     8       DEVIATION (638)
 DOG BOY BITES 6888            0   5  0     5       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-GRETCHEN 6695                 0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694                     0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           MIKE MCCREADY 6711    727  NONE
DA1 6904                0  1 0 PEARL JAM 629        SHEWISH GIANT         727  NONE
PANTHRO 6900            0  1 0 THUNDERCATS 640      SHEWISH GIANT         727  NONE
SNARF 6893              1  1 0 THUNDERCATS 640      MOUNTAIN TROLL        727  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Queen of Cool.  Graduation, totally cool! -- the Dogs of War

One-four again, but this time, *I* got the win, and I'm going to gloat over Leon.
He's a mongrel dog.  I'll gloat of Raj, too. -- Sun Tree
P.S.  Yes, before one of my teammates up and says so, my win was over a standby.  So?
It was a WIN.  Better than any of THEM could do.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MIKE MCCREADY viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a 6 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNARF was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA1 was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PANTHRO was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PIMP POTENTIAL bested PETER RABBIT in a 2 minute Title brawl.
QUEEN OF COOL won victory over LEON FROM NAPA in a 3 minute master's fight.
SUN TREE overpowered DRONE C1 in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RAJ FENRIS overcame FLOPSY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DRONE C5 was vanquished by SOUTHERN TIER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TYGRA lost to GARDEN in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran duel.
COTTONBALL overpowered ROSIE RIVETTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
FLUFFY overpowered CHEETARA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DRONE C2 devastated GIDGET in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DRONE C3 demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DRONE C4 beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
DOG BOY BITES was defeated by ALLAGASH in a 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   8 -  0      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        24 -  14 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  20 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  20 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  19 -  1      32  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   8 -  0       0  |

Turn 727 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PIMP POTENTIAL 6771        11   1  0  125 DEVIATION (638)
WALL OF STEEL    PETER RABBIT 4161          16  12  1   98 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOUTHERN TIER 6810          7   4  0   64 DEVIATION (638)
BASHING ATTACK   FLOPSY 6791                 6   3  1   55 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
TOTAL PARRY      GARDEN 6844                 7   6  0   37 PEARL JAM (629)
PARRY-LUNGE      DRONE C2 6850               4   2  0   36 TOLBINS HIVE C (646)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MIKE MCCREADY 6711.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MIKE MCCREADY 6711.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIMP POTENTIAL 
6771, SUN TREE 6739, PANTHRO 6900, SOUTHERN TIER 6810, COTTONBALL 6780, DRONE C4 
6849, ALLAGASH 6903, SNARF 6893, LEON FROM NAPA 6777, and RAJ FENRIS 6754.

The least popular fighter this week was DOG BOY BITES 6888.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GIDGET 6696, CHEETARA 6880, ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, DRONE C5 6851, 
DA1 6904, FLUFFY 6781, GARDEN 6844, TYGRA 6815, FLOPSY 6791, and DRONE C1 6848.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

QUEEN OF COOL (4-6773) DEVIATION (638)