DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/01/2014    Duedate: 07/14/2014

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-734

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COTTONBALL
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
(4-6780) [12-5-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COTTONBALL                     TUM'S SOCKS
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)          SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
(4-6780) [12-5-1,112]          (4-6870) [5-1-0,55]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PIMP POTENTIAL                 SOUTHERN TIER
DEVIATION (638)                DEVIATION (638)
(4-6771) [12-2-0,86]           (4-6810) [9-6-0,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)       41
2. DAVE'S DOGS (631)            8      DEVIATION (638)
3. SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)       7      Unchartered Team
4. WRONGFUL JUSTICE (414)       0
5. PEARL JAM (629)             -1      SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 DEVIATION (638)           63  20  0 75.9   1/ 1 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     9  4 1
 2/ 1 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    346 255 27 57.6   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         5 10 0
 3/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)          111 108  9 50.7   3/ 4 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         3  0 0
 4/ 4*SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)     5   5  0 50.0   4/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           3  6 1
 5/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (115)        820 %1048 31 43.9   5/ 5*SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    2  1 0
 6/ 6 DAVE'S DOGS (631)          7  10  0 41.2   6- 6*WRONGFUL JUSTICE (414)    1  1 0
 7- 7*WRONGFUL JUSTICE (414)     4   8  2 33.3   7/ 0 DEVIATION (638)           1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 756): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 639): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 761): SFC11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 733): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 757): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 752): PRETZEL of LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 761): FROGLE ROCK of BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 745): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 747): ABCESS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 746): SL'S IRONWOOD of NOMADIC CLAN (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 712): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 701): DEFIANCE of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 326): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 694): RAZZ of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 645): HARGERD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 590): SHLITZ of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 638): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE (Chuck, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 756): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 639): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 761): DESK JOCKEY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 733): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 756): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 752): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 761): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 745): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 747): GHAELIE SIDHE (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 746): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 712): 5440 OR FIGHT (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 701): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 326): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 694): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 645): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 590): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 638): TOON INN et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 755): MARY MARY of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 760): BEES KNEES of SPEAKEASY (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 757): WOLFMAN JACK of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 751): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 745): SCRAPPY DORK of ORL 2013V (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 746): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 711): PRIVATE 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 693): OMAHA of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for HARVEY, who flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing GARDEN like 
a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out 
on the sands.  CHAS THE DUCE was bested by MORDANT DESERTER and drops 11 points.  
Well, everybody's pal COTTONBALL moved his record to 12-5-1 by defeating PIMP 
POTENTIAL in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 23 recognition points.  Can you 
believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that THE BAD BUNNIES was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of THE BAD BUNNIES' 
warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause SMELLS LIKE FROG beats feet every time THE BAD BUNNIES smiles at 
them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the JHELUM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COTTONBALL 6780              12   5  1   112       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOPSY 6791                  11   4  2    90       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 PIMP POTENTIAL 6771          12   2  0    86       DEVIATION (638)
 SOUTHERN TIER 6810            9   6  0    76       DEVIATION (638)
 LEON FROM NAPA 6777          16  22  0    70       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIDGET 6696                   7   7  0    62       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUM'S SOCKS 6870              5   1  0    55       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
 HARVEY 6794                   4   0  0    45       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
 GARDEN 6844                   9  11  0    38       PEARL JAM (629)
 DOG BOY BITES 6888            5   7  0    38       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843           6  18  0    36       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONE PONY 6905               3   1  0    26       DEVIATION (638)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STONE GOSSARD 6874            2   1  0    21       PEARL JAM (629)
-JOX DIAMONDBACK 4453          1   1  1    17       WRONGFUL JUSTICE (414)
-ERIK DARKHEART 4452           2   1  1    15       WRONGFUL JUSTICE (414)
 CUSSTER 6929                  1   1  0    11       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 ALLAGASH 6903                 2   3  0     9       DEVIATION (638)
-WILLIAM AVERAGE 4449          1   1  0     9       WRONGFUL JUSTICE (414)
 CHAS THE DUCE 6921            2   1  0     7       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-CORDUROY 6922                 1   0  0     7       PEARL JAM (629)
-BETTERMAN 6894                0   1  0     7       PEARL JAM (629)
-SEAN BLACKBLADE 4450          0   3  0     3       WRONGFUL JUSTICE (414)
-DEMONIC BUTCHER 4451          0   2  0     2       WRONGFUL JUSTICE (414)
-GRETCHEN 6695                 0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694                     0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAJ FENRIS 6754        15 30 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      FLOPSY 6791           732   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 6923                1  1 1 PEARL JAM 629        STONE GOLEM           734  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three, it'll do, I guess.  I don't much care for the way those weird rabbits
treat us, but I suppose it's fair enough.  I like rabbit stew, after all. -- Leon
from Napa

Tum's Socks are AWFUL!  A soaking in clorox would be the best treatment. -- Rosie
Rivetter

At least my name got fixed. -- Chas the Duce

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COTTONBALL vanquished PIMP POTENTIAL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
LEON FROM NAPA was overpowered by FLOPSY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SOUTHERN TIER viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory fight.
GARDEN was demolished by HARVEY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GIDGET vanquished DOG BOY BITES in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TUM'S SOCKS overpowered STONE PONY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ROSIE RIVETTER was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ALLAGASH was unbelievably bested by CUSSTER in a action packed 1 minute novice's duel.
CHAS THE DUCE was defeated by MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   7 -  0      74  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  13 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  17 -  3      32  |

Turn 734 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COTTONBALL 6780            12   5  1  112 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
BASHING ATTACK   FLOPSY 6791                11   4  2   90 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
STRIKING ATTACK  SOUTHERN TIER 6810          9   6  0   76 DEVIATION (638)
AIMED BLOW       TUM'S SOCKS 6870            5   1  0   55 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PIMP POTENTIAL 6771.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SOUTHERN TIER 6810.  The ten other most popular fighters were DA1 6923, 
COTTONBALL 6780, FLOPSY 6791, HARVEY 6794, GIDGET 6696, TUM'S SOCKS 6870, ALLAGASH 
6903, CUSSTER 6929, PIMP POTENTIAL 6771, and ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.

The least popular fighter this week was CHAS THE DUCE 6921.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STONE PONY 6905, DOG BOY BITES 6888, GARDEN 6844, LEON FROM 
NAPA 6777, ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, PIMP POTENTIAL 6771, CUSSTER 6929, ALLAGASH 6903, 
TUM'S SOCKS 6870, and GIDGET 6696.