DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/04/2014    Duedate: 11/17/2014

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-743

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TUM'S SOCKS
SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
(4-6870) [9-3-0,88]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TUM'S SOCKS                    POSITION IS EMPTY
SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)         
(4-6870) [9-3-0,88]            

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROSIE RIVETTER                 CUSSTER
DOGS OF WAR (115)              DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6843) [10-23-0,54]          (4-6929) [5-6-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629)             11
2. SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)      11      THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
3. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)        9      Unchartered Team
4. DOGS OF WAR (115)            1
5. THUNDERCATS (640)            0      SUPERIOR FORCES (374)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THUNDERCATS (640)         26  17  0 60.5   1- 1*THUNDERCATS (640)         6  3 0
 2/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    361 260 28 58.1   2/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     5  0 1
 3/ 3 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    11   9  1 55.0   3/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)         5 10 0
 4- 4*GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)      1   1  0 50.0   4/ 3 PEARL JAM (629)           4  4 0
 5/ 5 PEARL JAM (629)          123 125 10 49.6   5/ 7 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    2  0 0
 6/ 7 DOGS OF WAR (115)        836 %1077 31 43.7   6- 6*GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)     1  1 0
 7/ 6 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         11  15  0 42.3   7/ 5 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JHELUM to see 
what's new.  Like, THUNDERCATS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 
spot by THE BAD BUNNIES!  Way to go THE BAD BUNNIES!  MVP award for CUSSTER?  DOGS OF 
WAR's proud of him after beating CORDUROY and getting 11 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  DOG BOY BITES got smashed by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL, and lost 9 points!  
What a putz!  CHEETARA fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses 
the title.  No one said she was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in TUM'S SOCKS' 
eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't KUNG-FU MASTER fit to be tied!  I 
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHELUM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUM'S SOCKS 6870              9   3  0    88       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHEETARA 6880                 6   2  0    77       THUNDERCATS (640)
 HARVEY 6794                   9   2  0    74       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
-TYGRA 6815                    6   2  0    69       THUNDERCATS (640)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 6844                  13  16  0    62       PEARL JAM (629)
-MUMM-RA 6817                  7   1  0    58       THUNDERCATS (640)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843          10  23  0    54       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 GIDGET 6696                  11  12  0    49       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
 DOG BOY BITES 6888            8  13  0    37       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILYKIT 6949                  3   1  0    33       THUNDERCATS (640)
 CUSSTER 6929                  5   6  0    29       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 SPIKE JONES 6959              2   0  0    28       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-BETTERMAN 6894                2   3  0    26       PEARL JAM (629)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STONE GOSSARD 6874            2   1  0    21       PEARL JAM (629)
 CORDUROY 6922                 4   6  0    18       PEARL JAM (629)
-SEA GIANT 6919                1   0  0    13       GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)
 ICE FROG KING 6933            2   0  1    12       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-WILYKAT 6950                  3   1  0    10       THUNDERCATS (640)
-SHADOW GOLEM 6916             0   1  0     7       GIANTS & GOLEMS (651)
 CULLODENER 6958               0   3  0     3       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-GRETCHEN 6695                 0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694                     0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHAS THE DUCE 6921      2  7 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      ANIMAL 6948           740  NONE
FREDRICK 6720           0  1 0 KHORS PRAETORIAN 633 ICE FROG KING 6933    740   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Three-two, and only one standby.  This is not bad.  We could get used to this, though
we probably won't have the chance.  You'd think Jorja would glance our way and do a
little tinkering, but no.  She actually SAID TO ME that if she was going to tinker,
it wouldn't be here.  Is that any way for a manager to talk? -- Rosie Rivetter

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TUM'S SOCKS devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
HARVEY vanquished ROSIE RIVETTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
GIDGET was demolished by GARDEN in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DOG BOY BITES was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CORDUROY was overpowered by CUSSTER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
SPIKE JONES vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ICE FROG KING savagely defeated CULLODENER in a 1 minute gory amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        23 -  10 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   7 -  1      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  23 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 743 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TUM'S SOCKS 6870            9   3  0   88 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CUSSTER 6929.  The ten other most popular fighters were GARDEN 6844, ICE 
FROG KING 6933, TUM'S SOCKS 6870, HARVEY 6794, GIDGET 6696, SPIKE JONES 6959, ROSIE 
RIVETTER 6843, DOG BOY BITES 6888, CORDUROY 6922, and CULLODENER 6958.

The least popular fighter this week was CULLODENER 6958.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CORDUROY 6922, DOG BOY BITES 6888, ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, SPIKE JONES 
6959, GIDGET 6696, HARVEY 6794, TUM'S SOCKS 6870, ICE FROG KING 6933, GARDEN 6844, 
and CUSSTER 6929.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STANLEY'S CUP 5443 (68-41-0)           4  3  0         RAT MEN              
LAZAR WOLF 1169 (322-183-4)            3  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       
CUNNING FOX 3906 (336-135-4)           2  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       
SITTING BULL 1016 (268-180-8)          0  5  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 (41-40-1)          10  3  0         PURPLE AND GOLD      
FIREBALL 5486 (54-44-1)                5  3  0         F BALLS              
SCREAMING EAGLE 6498 (60-53-1)         3  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       
WHITE THUNDER 6040 (76-65-0)           2  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SNAPPING TURTLE 6512 (40-40-0)         4  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE UPTIGHT MAN 6857 (17-5-0)         14  3  0         OUT OF PROZAC        
BEAST MODE 6772 (20-6-0)               4  3  0         DEVIATION            
DISSIDENT 6672 (30-26-2)               0  3  0         PEARL JAM            
VANGUARD 5966 (41-27-0)                0  3  0         ORCCON THUGS         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARGGH 6721 (11-7-0)                    1  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUADS        
GRRR 6724 (7-10-0)                     0  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUADS        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DIVING HAWK 6701 (3-0-0)               2  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       
DAINTY DMITRI 5111 (4-2-0)             1  3  0         THE BROODKIND        
MISSING LINK 5180 (4-4-1)              1  3  0         THE BROODKIND        
TUM'S SOCKS 6870 (5-1-0)               0  3  0         SMELLS LIKE FROG     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLF JERKY 6833 (0-0-0)                7  3  0         SHEWISH LARDER       
STONE PONY 6905 (3-1-0)                6  3  0         DEVIATION            
HEISENBERG 6853 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         DEVIATION            
BETTERMAN 6894 (0-1-0)                 1  3  0         PEARL JAM            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLUFFY 6931 (0-0-0)                    5  3  0         THE BAD BUNNIES      
SEVERA 6865 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0         WRATHMEN             
SHADOW GOLEM 6916 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         GIANTS & GOLEMS      
MR. PUDDING 6902 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         SMELLS LIKE FROG     
ICE FROG KING 6933 (0-0-0)             0  3  0         SMELLS LIKE FROG     
VIDEO GAMES 6840 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         OTTO IS...