DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/18/2014    Duedate: 12/01/2014

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-744

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HARVEY
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
(4-6794) [10-2-0,81]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARVEY                         DEAD SEXY
THE BAD BUNNIES (164)          OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6794) [10-2-0,81]           (4-6841) [1-1-0,32]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROSIE RIVETTER                 DOG BOY BITES
DOGS OF WAR (115)              DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6843) [11-23-0,57]          (4-6888) [9-13-0,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DOGS OF WAR (115)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629)             20
2. OTTO IS... (645)            19      THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115)           17      Unchartered Team
4. ANGELS OF GLORY (654)       15
5. THE BAD BUNNIES (164)        7       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*OTTO IS... (645)           2   1  0 66.7   1/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         8  7 0
 2/ 0*ANGELS OF GLORY (654)      2   1  0 66.7   2/ 4 PEARL JAM (629)           5  5 1
 3- 1*THUNDERCATS (640)         26  17  0 60.5   3/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     4  0 0
 4/ 2 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    362 260 28 58.2   4/ 5 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    2  1 0
 5/ 3 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    11  10  1 52.4   5/ 0*ANGELS OF GLORY (654)     1  0 0
 6/ 5 PEARL JAM (629)          125 128 11 49.4   6/ 0*OTTO IS... (645)          1  1 0
 7/ 6 DOGS OF WAR (115)        839 %1079 31 43.7   7- 1*THUNDERCATS (640)         1  3 0
 8/ 7 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         11  16  0 40.7   8/ 7 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail JHELUM!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as THUNDERCATS is pushed out 
of top team by DOGS OF WAR, who came from 3rd with a 3-2-0 this turn.  Now keep the 
taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for THUNDERCATS, whose 
0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 6 into 7th.  And let's see, DYNAMIC fought DEAD SEXY 
and gained 15 points and contributed to ANGELS OF GLORY's 1-0-0.  CUSSTER has lost to 
STONE GOSSARD, falling 7 points, while helping make DOGS OF WAR a 3-2-0 turn.  Due to 
his absence and inability to defend the throne, TUM'S SOCKS has lost the title of 
Duelmaster.  And not without some honor, HARVEY now claims the title and throne of 
Duelmaster of JHELUM.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, 
cramped under the table at The Warty Toad?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the GIANTS & GOLEMS 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on JHELUM, what are you afraid of?  
And guess who avoided GIANTS & GOLEMS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
ANGELS OF GLORY.  Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover 
or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in JHELUM, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in JHELUM again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVEY 6794                  10   2  0    81       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUM'S SOCKS 6870              9   3  0    88       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-CHEETARA 6880                 6   2  0    77       THUNDERCATS (640)
-TYGRA 6815                    6   2  0    69       THUNDERCATS (640)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUMM-RA 6817                  7   1  0    58       THUNDERCATS (640)
 GARDEN 6844                  13  17  0    57       PEARL JAM (629)
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843          11  23  0    57       DOGS OF WAR (115)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIDGET 6696                  11  13  0    50       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
 DOG BOY BITES 6888            9  13  0    49       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 SPIKE JONES 6959              3   0  0    36       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILYKIT 6949                  3   1  0    33       THUNDERCATS (640)
 STONE GOSSARD 6874            3   1  0    33       PEARL JAM (629)
 DEAD SEXY 6841                1   1  0    32       OTTO IS... (645)
 DYNAMIC 6942                  2   1  0    28       ANGELS OF GLORY (654)
 BETTERMAN 6894                2   4  0    24       PEARL JAM (629)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUSSTER 6929                  5   7  0    22       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 CORDUROY 6922                 4   7  0    19       PEARL JAM (629)
 BLACK 6962                    1   0  1    14       PEARL JAM (629)
-ICE FROG KING 6933            2   0  1    12       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-WILYKAT 6950                  3   1  0    10       THUNDERCATS (640)
 VIDEO GAMES 6840              1   0  0     8       OTTO IS... (645)
 CULLODENER 6958               0   4  0     4       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-GRETCHEN 6695                 0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694                     0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      BLACK 6962            744  NONE
FREDRICK 6720           0  1 0 KHORS PRAETORIAN 633 ICE FROG KING 6933    740  NOT REVENGED
SCUM BA 6961            0  1 0 SMELLS LIKE FROG 649 HIGH ELF              744  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three this time, and what I find TREMENDOUSLY annoying is that we went one-one
against standbys!  Dog Boy went to bite the Dangerous Criminal and ALLOWED himself to
be driven off with a rolled-up newspaper.  What a wuss! -- Rosie Rivetter

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SCUM BA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HARVEY vanquished GARDEN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
GIDGET was subdued by DOG BOY BITES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's fight.
ROSIE RIVETTER overpowered BETTERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CUSSTER was devastated by STONE GOSSARD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SPIKE JONES overpowered CORDUROY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
DEAD SEXY was handily defeated by DYNAMIC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CULLODENER was viciously subdued by VIDEO GAMES in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
BLACK assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        24 -  10 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   7 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  23 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 744 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARVEY 6794                10   2  0   81 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DOG BOY BITES 6888.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPIKE JONES 
6959, VIDEO GAMES 6840, HARVEY 6794, GIDGET 6696, ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, STONE GOSSARD 
6874, DYNAMIC 6942, BLACK 6962, SCUM BA 6961, and GARDEN 6844.

The least popular fighter this week was CULLODENER 6958.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DEAD SEXY 6841, CORDUROY 6922, CUSSTER 6929, BETTERMAN 6894, GARDEN 
6844, SCUM BA 6961, BLACK 6962, DYNAMIC 6942, STONE GOSSARD 6874, and ROSIE RIVETTER 
6843.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the 
Commission.  Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be 
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.