DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/02/2014    Duedate: 12/15/2014

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-745

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROSIE RIVETTER
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6843) [12-23-0,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROSIE RIVETTER                 DEAD SEXY
DOGS OF WAR (115)              OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6843) [12-23-0,66]          (4-6841) [2-1-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROSIE RIVETTER                 DEAD SEXY
DOGS OF WAR (115)              OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6843) [12-23-0,66]          (4-6841) [2-1-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629)             29
2. OTTO IS... (645)            21      PEARL JAM (629)
3. ANGELS OF GLORY (654)       17      Unchartered Team
4. DAVE'S DOGS (631)            1
5. SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)       0      ANGELS OF GLORY (654)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*ANGELS OF GLORY (654)      3   1  0 75.0   1/ 2 PEARL JAM (629)           7  4 1
 2/ 1*OTTO IS... (645)           3   2  0 60.0   2/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 3- 4 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)    362 260 28 58.2   3- 3 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)     2  0 0
 4- 5 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    11  10  1 52.4   4/ 5*ANGELS OF GLORY (654)     2  0 0
 5/ 6 PEARL JAM (629)          129 128 11 50.2   5- 4 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)    2  1 0
 6/ 7 DOGS OF WAR (115)        841 %1082 31 43.7   6/ 6*OTTO IS... (645)          2  2 0
 7/ 8 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         11  17  0 39.3   7/ 8 DAVE'S DOGS (631)         0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of JHELUM!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team DOGS OF WAR was unseated 
this week as PEARL JAM moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a 4-0-0 
record for the round.  DEAD SEXY caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial 
commission as he skillfully bested DOG BOY BITES and was awarded 20 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, DYNAMIC put down SPIKE JONES, 
causing him to lose 13 points of recognition in the process.  Due to his absence and 
inability to defend the throne, HARVEY has lost the title of Duelmaster.  The city 
has turned out in honor of ROSIE RIVETTER, for with hers arena victory she may now 
lay claim to the highest position in the city!  Informants "close" to the city 
champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  
Watch out!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city JHELUM.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune 
but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise 
are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROSIE RIVETTER 6843          12  23  0    66       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUM'S SOCKS 6870              9   3  0    88       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-HARVEY 6794                  10   2  0    81       THE BAD BUNNIES (164)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 6844                  14  17  0    61       PEARL JAM (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEAD SEXY 6841                2   1  0    52       OTTO IS... (645)
 GIDGET 6696                  11  14  0    51       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
 DYNAMIC 6942                  3   1  0    45       ANGELS OF GLORY (654)
 DOG BOY BITES 6888            9  14  0    41       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTERMAN 6894                3   4  0    33       PEARL JAM (629)
-STONE GOSSARD 6874            3   1  0    33       PEARL JAM (629)
 CORDUROY 6922                 5   7  0    27       PEARL JAM (629)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUSSTER 6929                  5   8  0    23       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 SPIKE JONES 6959              3   1  0    23       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BLACK 6962                    2   0  1    22       PEARL JAM (629)
 CULLODENER 6958               1   4  0    14       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-ICE FROG KING 6933            2   0  1    12       SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-VIDEO GAMES 6840              1   0  0     8       OTTO IS... (645)
 THE COOLEST 6839              0   1  0     1       OTTO IS... (645)
-GRETCHEN 6695                 0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694                     0   1  0     1       DAVE'S DOGS (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

So!  Three-two this time, a rise from last turn.  This good.  We like it. -- Rosie
Rivetter

You know, if we take a sharp blade and shave anything close, that's likely to make
our time in this world even shorter.  Almost as bad as running with scissors.  And it

doesn't matter what color of shield we carry.  Plus, yes, blood on a purple robe DOES
change it from a purple robe--into a kind of brownish one.  Bloodstains are like
that. -- Rosie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD SEXY devastated DOG BOY BITES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DYNAMIC demolished SPIKE JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ROSIE RIVETTER overpowered GIDGET in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
GARDEN bested DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BETTERMAN devastated CUSSTER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CORDUROY overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CULLODENER devastated THE COOLEST in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BLACK handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        26 -  10 -  1      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   8 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  22 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 745 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DEAD SEXY 6841              2   1  0   52 OTTO IS... (645)
LUNGING ATTACK   DYNAMIC 6942                3   1  0   45 ANGELS OF GLORY (654)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DEAD SEXY 6841.  The ten other most popular fighters were DYNAMIC 6942, 
ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, GARDEN 6844, CULLODENER 6958, DOG BOY BITES 6888, BETTERMAN 
6894, CORDUROY 6922, BLACK 6962, SPIKE JONES 6959, and GIDGET 6696.

The least popular fighter this week was THE COOLEST 6839.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CUSSTER 6929, GIDGET 6696, SPIKE JONES 6959, BLACK 6962, 
CORDUROY 6922, BETTERMAN 6894, DOG BOY BITES 6888, CULLODENER 6958, GARDEN 6844, and 
ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAZAR WOLF 1169 (330-183-4)            4  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       
STANLEY'S CUP 5443 (72-44-0)           2  3  0         RAT MEN              
SITTING BULL 1016 (272-184-8)          1  4  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 (47-40-1)           6  3  0         PURPLE AND GOLD      
SCREAMING EAGLE 6498 (66-55-1)         5  3  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       
FIREBALL 5486 (59-47-1)                2  3  0         F BALLS              
WHITE THUNDER 6040 (78-71-0)           0  5  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ELDERLY WOMAN 6673 (38-26-1)           0  2  0         PEARL JAM            

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SNAPPING TURTLE 6512 (40-48-0)         0  2  0         TRIBAL COUNCIL       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BEAST MODE 6772 (22-10-0)              3  3  0         DEVIATION            
VANGUARD 5966 (43-33-0)                0  2  0         ORCCON THUGS         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARGGH 6721 (11-7-0)                    1  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUADS        
GRRR 6724 (7-10-0)                     1  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUADS        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DRONE C1 6848 (6-3-1)                  0  2  0         TOLBINS HIVE C       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TYGRA 6815 (6-2-0)                     2  3  0         THUNDERCATS          
BETTERMAN 6894 (2-3-0)                 1  3  0         PEARL JAM            
STONE GOSSARD 6874 (2-1-0)             1  3  0         PEARL JAM            
HEISENBERG 6853 (3-0-0)                0  2  0         DEVIATION            
WOLF JERKY 6833 (1-0-0)                0  2  0         SHEWISH LARDER       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANIMAL 6948 (3-1-1)                    7  3  2  DEAD   PEARL JAM            
CHANTILLY LACE 1225 (3-1-0)            5  3  0         GOLDEN OLDIES        
SEVERA 6865 (0-0-0)                    5  3  0         WRATHMEN             
DYNAMIC 6942 (1-1-0)                   4  3  0         ANGELS OF GLORY      
FLUFFY 6931 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         THE BAD BUNNIES      
BARBARA ANN 1226 (1-0-0)               1  3  0         GOLDEN OLDIES        
SHADOW GOLEM 6916 (0-1-0)              1  3  0         GIANTS & GOLEMS      
PEGGY SUE 1224 (1-32-0)                0  2  0         GOLDEN OLDIES        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAYBELLINE 1227 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         GOLDEN OLDIES        
PUFF BALL 6947 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         THE BAD BUNNIES      
HATTENSPIEL NUGGET 6914 (0-0-0)        0  2  0         O.R.I.               
SHIMY KO-KO BOP 1228 (0-0-0)           0  2  0         GOLDEN OLDIES        

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HUSBAND 5561 (18-11-5)                 0  2  0         DIFFERENT HATS       

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PIANIST 6059 (2-2-0)                   3  3  0         DIFFERENT HATS       
JEREMY 6757 (10-11-1)                  0  2  0         PEARL JAM            

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CUBS FAN 5709 (10-9-0)                 3  3  0         DIFFERENT HATS       
DR. DALE BRAINO 4539 (2-1-0)           3  3  0         O.R.I.               
SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110 (8-1-0)         2  3  0         ONE HIT WONDERS      
JUICY POOPY 6562 (0-1-0)               0  2  0         HOTEL PISSES ME OFF  

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FREDRICK 6720 (0-1-0)                  1  3  0         KHORS PRAETORIANS EX 

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLOATED CORPSE 3727 (2-1-0)            2  2  0  DEAD   PLEASANT DREAMS      

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.