DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/02/2014 Duedate: 12/15/2014
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-745
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ROSIE RIVETTER
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6843) [12-23-0,66]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ROSIE RIVETTER DEAD SEXY
DOGS OF WAR (115) OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6843) [12-23-0,66] (4-6841) [2-1-0,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ROSIE RIVETTER DEAD SEXY
DOGS OF WAR (115) OTTO IS... (645)
(4-6843) [12-23-0,66] (4-6841) [2-1-0,52]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PEARL JAM (629)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629) 29
2. OTTO IS... (645) 21 PEARL JAM (629)
3. ANGELS OF GLORY (654) 17 Unchartered Team
4. DAVE'S DOGS (631) 1
5. SMELLS LIKE FROG (649) 0 ANGELS OF GLORY (654)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*ANGELS OF GLORY (654) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 2 PEARL JAM (629) 7 4 1
2/ 1*OTTO IS... (645) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115) 7 8 0
3- 4 THE BAD BUNNIES (164) 362 260 28 58.2 3- 3 THE BAD BUNNIES (164) 2 0 0
4- 5 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649) 11 10 1 52.4 4/ 5*ANGELS OF GLORY (654) 2 0 0
5/ 6 PEARL JAM (629) 129 128 11 50.2 5- 4 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649) 2 1 0
6/ 7 DOGS OF WAR (115) 841 %1082 31 43.7 6/ 6*OTTO IS... (645) 2 2 0
7/ 8 DAVE'S DOGS (631) 11 17 0 39.3 7/ 8 DAVE'S DOGS (631) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of JHELUM! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes,
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. Former top team DOGS OF WAR was unseated
this week as PEARL JAM moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a 4-0-0
record for the round. DEAD SEXY caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial
commission as he skillfully bested DOG BOY BITES and was awarded 20 points in
recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, DYNAMIC put down SPIKE JONES,
causing him to lose 13 points of recognition in the process. Due to his absence and
inability to defend the throne, HARVEY has lost the title of Duelmaster. The city
has turned out in honor of ROSIE RIVETTER, for with hers arena victory she may now
lay claim to the highest position in the city! Informants "close" to the city
champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.
Watch out!
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city JHELUM.
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune
but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a
stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me!
Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise
are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSIE RIVETTER 6843 12 23 0 66 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TUM'S SOCKS 6870 9 3 0 88 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-HARVEY 6794 10 2 0 81 THE BAD BUNNIES (164)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARDEN 6844 14 17 0 61 PEARL JAM (629)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEAD SEXY 6841 2 1 0 52 OTTO IS... (645)
GIDGET 6696 11 14 0 51 DAVE'S DOGS (631)
DYNAMIC 6942 3 1 0 45 ANGELS OF GLORY (654)
DOG BOY BITES 6888 9 14 0 41 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETTERMAN 6894 3 4 0 33 PEARL JAM (629)
-STONE GOSSARD 6874 3 1 0 33 PEARL JAM (629)
CORDUROY 6922 5 7 0 27 PEARL JAM (629)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUSSTER 6929 5 8 0 23 DOGS OF WAR (115)
SPIKE JONES 6959 3 1 0 23 DOGS OF WAR (115)
BLACK 6962 2 0 1 22 PEARL JAM (629)
CULLODENER 6958 1 4 0 14 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-ICE FROG KING 6933 2 0 1 12 SMELLS LIKE FROG (649)
-VIDEO GAMES 6840 1 0 0 8 OTTO IS... (645)
THE COOLEST 6839 0 1 0 1 OTTO IS... (645)
-GRETCHEN 6695 0 1 0 1 DAVE'S DOGS (631)
-UUBU 6694 0 1 0 1 DAVE'S DOGS (631)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
So! Three-two this time, a rise from last turn. This good. We like it. -- Rosie
Rivetter
You know, if we take a sharp blade and shave anything close, that's likely to make
our time in this world even shorter. Almost as bad as running with scissors. And it
doesn't matter what color of shield we carry. Plus, yes, blood on a purple robe DOES
change it from a purple robe--into a kind of brownish one. Bloodstains are like
that. -- Rosie
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEAD SEXY devastated DOG BOY BITES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DYNAMIC demolished SPIKE JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
ROSIE RIVETTER overpowered GIDGET in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
GARDEN bested DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BETTERMAN devastated CUSSTER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CORDUROY overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CULLODENER devastated THE COOLEST in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BLACK handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 26 - 10 - 1 72 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 22 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 745 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW DEAD SEXY 6841 2 1 0 52 OTTO IS... (645)
LUNGING ATTACK DYNAMIC 6942 3 1 0 45 ANGELS OF GLORY (654)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ROSIE RIVETTER 6843. The most popular warrior this
turn was DEAD SEXY 6841. The ten other most popular fighters were DYNAMIC 6942,
ROSIE RIVETTER 6843, GARDEN 6844, CULLODENER 6958, DOG BOY BITES 6888, BETTERMAN
6894, CORDUROY 6922, BLACK 6962, SPIKE JONES 6959, and GIDGET 6696.
The least popular fighter this week was THE COOLEST 6839. The other ten least
popular fighters were CUSSTER 6929, GIDGET 6696, SPIKE JONES 6959, BLACK 6962,
CORDUROY 6922, BETTERMAN 6894, DOG BOY BITES 6888, CULLODENER 6958, GARDEN 6844, and
ROSIE RIVETTER 6843.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LAZAR WOLF 1169 (330-183-4) 4 3 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL
STANLEY'S CUP 5443 (72-44-0) 2 3 0 RAT MEN
SITTING BULL 1016 (272-184-8) 1 4 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 (47-40-1) 6 3 0 PURPLE AND GOLD
SCREAMING EAGLE 6498 (66-55-1) 5 3 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL
FIREBALL 5486 (59-47-1) 2 3 0 F BALLS
WHITE THUNDER 6040 (78-71-0) 0 5 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ELDERLY WOMAN 6673 (38-26-1) 0 2 0 PEARL JAM
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SNAPPING TURTLE 6512 (40-48-0) 0 2 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BEAST MODE 6772 (22-10-0) 3 3 0 DEVIATION
VANGUARD 5966 (43-33-0) 0 2 0 ORCCON THUGS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ARGGH 6721 (11-7-0) 1 3 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS
GRRR 6724 (7-10-0) 1 3 0 ZOMBIE SQUADS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DRONE C1 6848 (6-3-1) 0 2 0 TOLBINS HIVE C
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TYGRA 6815 (6-2-0) 2 3 0 THUNDERCATS
BETTERMAN 6894 (2-3-0) 1 3 0 PEARL JAM
STONE GOSSARD 6874 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 PEARL JAM
HEISENBERG 6853 (3-0-0) 0 2 0 DEVIATION
WOLF JERKY 6833 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 SHEWISH LARDER
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANIMAL 6948 (3-1-1) 7 3 2 DEAD PEARL JAM
CHANTILLY LACE 1225 (3-1-0) 5 3 0 GOLDEN OLDIES
SEVERA 6865 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 WRATHMEN
DYNAMIC 6942 (1-1-0) 4 3 0 ANGELS OF GLORY
FLUFFY 6931 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 THE BAD BUNNIES
BARBARA ANN 1226 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 GOLDEN OLDIES
SHADOW GOLEM 6916 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 GIANTS & GOLEMS
PEGGY SUE 1224 (1-32-0) 0 2 0 GOLDEN OLDIES
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAYBELLINE 1227 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 GOLDEN OLDIES
PUFF BALL 6947 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 THE BAD BUNNIES
HATTENSPIEL NUGGET 6914 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 O.R.I.
SHIMY KO-KO BOP 1228 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 GOLDEN OLDIES
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HUSBAND 5561 (18-11-5) 0 2 0 DIFFERENT HATS
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PIANIST 6059 (2-2-0) 3 3 0 DIFFERENT HATS
JEREMY 6757 (10-11-1) 0 2 0 PEARL JAM
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CUBS FAN 5709 (10-9-0) 3 3 0 DIFFERENT HATS
DR. DALE BRAINO 4539 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 O.R.I.
SPIRIT IN THE SKY 6110 (8-1-0) 2 3 0 ONE HIT WONDERS
JUICY POOPY 6562 (0-1-0) 0 2 0 HOTEL PISSES ME OFF
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FREDRICK 6720 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 KHORS PRAETORIANS EX
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLOATED CORPSE 3727 (2-1-0) 2 2 0 DEAD PLEASANT DREAMS
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.