DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/09/2003 Duedate: 09/22/2003
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-478
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DERBIE FOYLE
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4556) [11-2-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DERBIE FOYLE POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4556) [11-2-1,113]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FARON HARN FARON HARN
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4368) [16-25-2,75] (5-4368) [16-25-2,75]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 57
2. JOHNS (379) 1 CRAYOLA KILLERS (448)
3. PARTY ANIMALS (324) 0 Unchartered Team
4. MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476) 0
5. CRAYOLA KILLERS (448) -21 MUTANT MONKS (312)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2*MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476) 12 4 1 75.0 1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 7 8 1
2/ 1 CRAYOLA KILLERS (448) 13 5 0 72.2 2- 2 PARTY ANIMALS (324) 4 4 0
3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 125 83 7 60.1 3/ 3 CRAYOLA KILLERS (448) 2 1 0
4- 4 PARTY ANIMALS (324) 107 95 7 53.0 4- 4*MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476) 1 1 0
5/ 5 JOHNS (379) 176 278 5 38.8 5/ 5 JOHNS (379) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 477): EARL OF HUNTINGTON of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 362): BIG RED of BIG COUNTRY (Wally the Wacko, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 482): PETE HARNISCH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 479): SUPER CHE of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 477): BULL DURHAM of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 481): VIZZERDRIX of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 478): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 473): TORLEC of WAR HAWKS (Jinx, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 464): QUEUE of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 463): CARNAL of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 437): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 428): ZAZU of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 185): EGAN FORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 415): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 363): REIDI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 172): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 313): SPENCER of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 137): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 356): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 477): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 362): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 482): BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 479): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 477): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 481): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 478): WISH YOU WERE BEER (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 473): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 464): none
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 463): SAUCY MONASTERY (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 437): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 428): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 185): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 415): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 363): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 172): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 160): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 313): SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 137): AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 356): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 481): FUNGARI of THE BALROGS (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 479): SUPER CHE of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
STATIC of PROJECT DARK FIRE (Staplegun, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 481): VIZZERDRIX of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 478): <RETARDED RV> of DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
MELANCHOLY of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 477): BAYUSHI KACHIKO of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
TOTURI of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
NUTMEG of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 462): CARNIVOROUS CANARY of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 185): EGAN FORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 172): JOEY ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 159): HAMP of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 160): EURO STEAMER of AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 136): ANDRO MEDA of FEARSOME LEGENDS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
JARRAC of FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in KALTOS since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. What's with DERBIE FOYLE?
He actually beat CRAYOLA KILLERS' BURNT OCHER, and walked away with 45 more points
from the fight. Laughs were big at KALTOS while they watched VENOMOUS CONCUBINE
clobber FOLIE HANNA. She lost 4 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the
stands. What a role model for KALTOS' young 'uns! BULL DURHAM becomes Duelmaster,
but don't bother to fight no more! I can barely restrain my enthusiam for THE MIDDLE
WAY 5's outstanding member, Duelmaster DERBIE FOYLE. Wouldn't it be nice to have
live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted
prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. DERBIE FOYLE proved too determined for BURNT OCHER.
BURNT OCHER was lucky to go in the ring, with 13-5-0 to his credit. He will be
remembered. Better to die a quick death in the prime of life than to endure an
eternity of constant pain, eternal boredom... Does CRAYOLA KILLERS agree? How long
have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DERBIE FOYLE 4556 11 2 1 113 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BULL DURHAM 4324 9 2 0 110 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-CATFISH HUNTER 3315 13 15 1 91 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FARON HARN 4368 16 25 2 75 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
FOLIE HANNA 4528 10 8 1 73 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-BEATLE BAILEY 3745 11 8 0 70 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUX0R 4560 6 1 0 59 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELISS DON 4558 6 5 0 55 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
HOFFA 4348 7 33 0 54 JOHNS (379)
-MOUSE DAVIS 4379 5 1 1 50 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
JAD LADRUE 4559 6 5 0 38 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRIED TWINKIE 4562 3 1 0 22 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
-SAMANTHA FOX 4574 1 2 0 12 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BURNT OCHER 4322 13 5 0 CRAYOLA KILLERS 448 DERBIE FOYLE 4556 478
BEER GEYSER 4563 3 2 1 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 476 MOUSE DAVIS 4379 474 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Samantha Fox -- A good try, but I can try hard, too. -- Beliss Don
P.S. I'd recommend you take a night off partying, though.
Bull Durham -- A classic effort, very impressive. -- Folie Hanna
What does it TAKE to please that Venomous Concubine? I tried everything! -- Faron
Harn
Hoffa -- That was a joke, right? -- Derbie Foyle
P.S. Why doesn't A-Sop find someone else to warriors after? There are WAY too many
Hoffas around these days.
The Userous Merchant had some very strange ideas. But then, I had a few ideas of my
own, too. -- Jad Ladrue
19 August 2003
Citizens of Ghea (only the ignorant fail to note Lirith Kai is not in Alastari),
no new day is rising, but the sun is setting on just another beautiful evening.
While you were sleeping, an irksome rabble has entered the always fair Aruak City.
Of course they fought alongside our warriors, most not so treasured, as all
gladiators do. They drank with themselves, and slept with themselves. Whether they
had masks, who cares.
Warriors, don't be afraid. For years Aruak has been one of the safest cities in
Ghea, and that custom has been continually cultivated, and will continue to be by
those who have called it home for years and those who live, fight, and die by the
same ethics. There is no contest, nor has there ever needed to be one for many
years. A conflict of personalities has arisen, and the city has been 'invaded' by
pests.
Any rules that are annouced will be purely for the joy of the lemmings' own
little world. Those who are being targeted have no interest in participating except
to defend the integrity of an arena that is different from others. Whether you
choose to come to Aruak, do it for your own reasons, not theirs.
Competing in Aruak City has never been for the faint of heart or the weak willed.
Combat is combat, wherever you go. Blood will flow as always, and now many innocents
will be caught in the middle, but those who defend Aruak's traditions never target
those who bring respect of Aruaki customs with them to our home.
So ignore the private ranting announcement brought by the stuporous
Frothingsloshers. If you choose Aruak City, do not choose it for an unsanctioned and
bogus 'contest', choose it for the tradition. Choose it because Aruak is different.
Defenders of Aruak
25 August 2003
To any that care -- The CDC is back; our current roster is:
Malaquar -- Minion of Guardian
Pip the Troll -- Burly Enforcer Type
mouse -- Official Sneaky Bastard
Papa Bear -- Elder Statesmen
The Sealer says, "Hi, I'm the dealer."
Papa Bear says, "It's not my f****n fault."
Guardian -- Paper Figurehead
9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS! If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU! The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In. It's not too late for you to sign up. I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit. For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com. We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!
-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURNT OCHER was butchered by DERBIE FOYLE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
FARON HARN lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's battle.
FOLIE HANNA was subdued by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute fight.
JAD LADRUE lost to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
HOFFA was overpowered by BELISS DON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 3 - 1 85 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 14 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 478 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL DERBIE FOYLE 4556 11 2 1 113 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
BASHING ATTACK FOLIE HANNA 4528 10 8 1 73 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BELISS DON 4558 6 5 0 55 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
STRIKING ATTACK JAD LADRUE 4559 6 5 0 38 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FARON HARN 4368. The most popular warrior this turn
was FARON HARN 4368. The ten other most popular fighters were BELISS DON 4558,
DERBIE FOYLE 4556, JAD LADRUE 4559, FOLIE HANNA 4528, BURNT OCHER 4322, HOFFA 4348,
0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 4348. The other ten least popular
fighters were BURNT OCHER 4322, FOLIE HANNA 4528, JAD LADRUE 4559, DERBIE FOYLE 4556,
BELISS DON 4558, FARON HARN 4368, 0, 0, 0, and 0.