DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/04/2004 Duedate: 05/17/2004
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-495
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FRIED TWINKIE
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
(5-4562) [15-4-0,93]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FRIED TWINKIE COW
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476) ON THE FARM (478)
(5-4562) [15-4-0,93] (5-4577) [1-0-0,12]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BELISS DON FAST FORWARD
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) TECHNOLOGY (283)
(5-4558) [14-14-0,66] (5-4484) [9-6-0,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE TAKEN (370)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE TAKEN (370) 61
2. TECHNOLOGY (283) 30 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
3. ON THE FARM (478) 23 Unchartered Team
4. MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476) 17
5. JOHNS (379) 2 ON THE FARM (478)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476) 35 11 1 76.1 1/ 2 THE TAKEN (370) 9 5 2
2/ 0*ON THE FARM (478) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 3 JOHNS (379) 8 7 3
3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 159 134 7 54.3 3/ 4 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476) 5 0 0
4/ 0 TECHNOLOGY (283) 461 389 30 54.2 4/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 4 11 0
5/ 3 THE TAKEN (370) 44 40 3 52.4 5/ 0 TECHNOLOGY (283) 2 1 1
6/ 4 JOHNS (379) 185 298 8 38.3 6/ 0*ON THE FARM (478) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 494): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 379): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 495): HUSBAND of DIFFERENT HATS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 494): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 497): MEDUSA of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 490): VAPID VANNA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 454): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 431): YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 380): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 180): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 168): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 373): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 494): KING'S TEN (?, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 379): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 495): CLASSIC BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 494): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 497): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 490): THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 454): THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 431): none
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 380): FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 180): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 168): COLOUR GUARDS (Captain Crayola, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 373): BLACK PRIMER (
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
(turn 497): WHIP SCORPION of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 494): CHASM OF IGNORANCE of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (Neon Necromancer)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
JERICO of MORGAN'S BOYS (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
(turn 479): KITTY CHOWDER of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 444): HARI CANE of JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
(turn 329): DAWNRACER of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Say good-bye to THE MIDDLE WAY 5, as they are
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE TAKEN stable. Don't these new
hotshots make you sick (or, if they fought you, hurt)? ON THE FARM, on their very
first turn, went 2-1-0. Hey everybody, watch out for ROSE, who flew up 21 points in
the rankings after mashing JAD LADRUE like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was HANS JOILICE, who dropped 17 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with GOBLIN. Going for the gusto and coming up
with aught but bloody knuckles was TECHNOLOGY's FAST FORWARD, who was turned away
from the Duelmastership by FRIED TWINKIE. Advice to bashers--never force anything,
just get a bigger halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that THE MIDDLE WAY 5 was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing
the personal hygiene of THE MIDDLE WAY 5's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of
you who like math, try this one: THE MIDDLE WAY 5 + Weapons That go Boom = THE TAKEN
+ Avoid City. Well just about everybody wants a piece of HOFFA, who was this week's
most challenged warrior.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Well, the arena is no place for
slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and ROSE demonstrated that very violently on JAD
LADRUE's body. We might as well mark the passing of MELLENKAMP, who was relatively
new to the arena at 2-1-2. Probably killed before his first shave. Ask not the
elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KALTOS have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRIED TWINKIE 4562 15 4 0 93 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAPTAIN CRUNCH 4330 11 5 1 116 TECHNOLOGY (283)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWLER 3591 11 7 0 90 THE TAKEN (370)
FAST FORWARD 4484 9 6 0 85 TECHNOLOGY (283)
SILENT 4600 9 3 1 78 THE TAKEN (370)
HOFFA 4348 8 49 0 73 JOHNS (379)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELISS DON 4558 14 14 0 66 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ROSE 4603 9 2 2 60 THE TAKEN (370)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOBLIN 4605 5 5 0 42 THE TAKEN (370)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEO 4602 2 1 1 33 TECHNOLOGY (283)
ZAKAU 4623 3 0 0 32 JOHNS (379)
FLYNN 4624 2 1 1 29 JOHNS (379)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANS JOILICE 4606 4 6 0 21 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ELECTRIC SHEEP 4595 1 0 0 17 TECHNOLOGY (283)
COW 4577 1 0 0 12 ON THE FARM (478)
INSANITY 4625 1 0 0 11 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
DOG 4576 1 0 0 10 ON THE FARM (478)
ERLOI GILL 4620 2 2 0 8 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
HOFFA 4622 1 2 0 5 JOHNS (379)
HORSE 4575 0 1 0 1 ON THE FARM (478)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FERGHAN HOHL 4633 0 1 0 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MELLENKAMP 4621 2 1 2 JOHNS 379 NEO 4602 495
JAD LADRUE 4559 11 17 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 453 ROSE 4603 495
GORAN INSIT 4598 2 9 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 453 ROSE 4603 494
SOUT CATCHER 4632 0 1 0 THE TAKEN 370 STONE GOLEM 622 495 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Leeta (a.k.a. Scribe) -- Sure, go ahead and use them. I like seeing them in the
spotlights. Are you the same Scribe that used to do the spyreport in 54 in the old
(sniff) (sniff)...tear in eye....ah the good ole days? -- Silver Stroke, mgr. the
Taken
Goran -- Eeek. I just wanted to beat you, not make you fertilizer. -- Rose
Jad -- I think I found my fav weapon. (eyes bug out). -- Silent
Hoffa -- (points) -- Silent
All -- Well, it looks like someone caught my soul, lol.... Well, maybe I will see
you guys after the dead tourney.... 6-11-10-17-15-9-17 att exp int exp to start. --
Soul Catcher
Hoffa -- Well, I will have to postpone that beating for now, heheh.... I'm sure one
of my other teammates will pass along my greetings from time to time. :) -- Soul
Catcher
Twinkie -- Hmmm...let's try that again. Hooooowl. -- The Howler
Jr. Hoffa -- Didn't your mother ever tell you plates are to eat off of, not to wear?
Well, in my case, I just eat off the floor; gives me meals that gritty texture I
like. (toothless grin) -- Goblin
Silent -- So, you're giving me the silent treatment again. (sigh) Tedious. And no
skills for me. -- Jad Ladrue
Rose -- What did I do to anger you so desperately? -- Ghost of Goran Insit
Hoffa -- I laugh. -- Beliss Don
Who's been feeding meat to the Ambitious Guard? -- Hans Joilice
Zakau -- Oh, so you're going to be NASTY. I know what to do about that! (bursts
into tears) -- Erloi Gill
Wow, killer Johns! This is serious.
8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it. Chaos is coming....
14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke. He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos. We shall indeed be better for his joining.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SOUT CATCHER was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
FRIED TWINKIE bested FAST FORWARD in a action packed 4 minute veteran's Title duel.
BELISS DON was demolished by HOWLER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by SILENT in a 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
HANS JOILICE was demolished by GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JAD LADRUE was assassinated by ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NEO butchered MELLENKAMP in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
FLYNN vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by INSANITY in a 10 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
ZAKAU overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ERLOI GILL was overcome by COW in a 1 minute novice's bout.
ELECTRIC SHEEP demolished HORSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOG handily defeated FERGHAN HOHL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 8 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 17 - 2 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 13 - 4 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 495 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY FRIED TWINKIE 4562 15 4 0 93 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
STRIKING ATTACK HOWLER 3591 11 7 0 90 THE TAKEN (370)
LUNGING ATTACK FAST FORWARD 4484 9 6 0 85 TECHNOLOGY (283)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BELISS DON 4558. The most popular warrior this turn
was FAST FORWARD 4484. The ten other most popular fighters were SOUT CATCHER 4632,
SILENT 4600, INSANITY 4625, HOWLER 3591, GOBLIN 4605, ROSE 4603, NEO 4602, FLYNN
4624, ZAKAU 4623, and COW 4577.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 4622. The other ten least popular
fighters were FERGHAN HOHL 4633, HORSE 4575, ERLOI GILL 4620, MELLENKAMP 4621, JAD
LADRUE 4559, HOFFA 4348, BELISS DON 4558, HANS JOILICE 4606, FRIED TWINKIE 4562, and
DOG 4576.