DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/28/2005 Duedate: 07/11/2005
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-525
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE IMPECCABLE PIG
JUST DON'T CARE (396)
(5-3818) [11-4-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE IMPECCABLE PIG ANGUS
JUST DON'T CARE (396) EVEREST LLP (490)
(5-3818) [11-4-0,114] (5-4680) [4-1-0,50]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ZAKAU CHESTER EGG
JOHNS (379) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4623) [21-12-0,95] (5-4662) [10-10-0,64]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EVEREST LLP (490)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. EVEREST LLP (490) 73
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 12 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)
3. JOHNS (379) 10 Unchartered Team
4. JUST DON'T CARE (396) 10
5. OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403) 4 EVEREST LLP (490)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*EVEREST LLP (490) 20 5 0 80.0 1/ 2*EVEREST LLP (490) 8 2 0
2/ 2 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403) 13 4 0 76.5 2/ 3 JOHNS (379) 7 5 0
3/ 3 JUST DON'T CARE (396) 11 4 0 73.3 3/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 7 8 0
4- 5 TECHNOLOGY (283) 487 404 30 54.7 4- 4 PARTY ANIMALS (324) 5 4 0
5- 6 PARTY ANIMALS (324) 126 109 8 53.6 5- 5 TECHNOLOGY (283) 4 1 0
6/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 216 225 11 49.0 6/ 8 JUST DON'T CARE (396) 2 1 0
7/ 8 JOHNS (379) 235 368 8 39.0 7/ 6 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
KALTOS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, THE MIDDLE WAY 5, since
EVEREST LLP took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Now let's all
watch EVEREST LLP's heads swell from their 5-0-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big
shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ANGUS win
a fight and gain 22 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, ANGUS beat INGOLD KERR and INGOLD
KERR lost 5 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to
defend the throne, FAST FORWARD has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that
alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as THE IMPECCABLE PIG
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not
in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's
new, don't you, KALTOS?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
PARTY ANIMALS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided
team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like JUST DON'T CARE
avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.
Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, HOFFA was this turn's most challenged warrior.
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... FERGHAN HOHL, a
glorious 9-21-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad THE MIDDLE WAY 5. Titanium
shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of
weapons?
There's got to be a better place in KALTOS to get a drink than The Victory
Tavern! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818 11 4 0 114 JUST DON'T CARE (396)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FAST FORWARD 4484 17 9 0 134 TECHNOLOGY (283)
ICE FOX 3877 13 4 0 111 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)
-BULL DURHAM 4324 13 4 0 107 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
HOFFA 4348 8 79 0 103 JOHNS (379)
ZAKAU 4623 21 12 0 95 JOHNS (379)
-BEATLE BAILEY 3745 15 13 0 92 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLYNN 4624 19 14 1 83 JOHNS (379)
HOFFA 4622 16 17 0 81 JOHNS (379)
NORLE PARTH 4658 12 13 2 76 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ERLOI GILL 4620 13 21 0 73 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOUSE DAVIS 4379 8 5 2 66 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-WOLFMAN JACK 4594 5 1 0 66 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-SAMANTHA FOX 4574 4 4 0 65 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
CHESTER EGG 4662 10 10 0 64 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-SONNY 4671 4 3 0 60 TECHNOLOGY (283)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGUS 4680 4 1 0 50 EVEREST LLP (490)
LHOTSE 4683 4 1 0 47 EVEREST LLP (490)
INGOLD KERR 4652 9 17 2 46 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
HILDE 4697 4 0 0 43 EVEREST LLP (490)
BLABB 4684 4 1 0 42 EVEREST LLP (490)
-ELECTRIC SHEEP 4595 5 2 0 37 TECHNOLOGY (283)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRIMM 4681 4 1 0 26 EVEREST LLP (490)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FERGHAN HOHL 4633 9 22 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 453 AMBITIOUS GUARD 605 525 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Electric Sheep -- It's too HOT for electric blankets today. -- Ferghan Hohl
Kung-Fu Master -- Damn, I thought I had you with those cutting parries of mine, and
then you up and did, I dunno, some kind of weird stuff with your ki, and down I went.
-- Chester Egg
It seems strange to see a cat (the Ambitious Guard is Aruaki) trying to bash. I
suppose it's no wonder he did badly at it. -- Ingold Kerr
I've got to protest the actions of the arena orderlies. I had the Userous Merchant
DOWN, by my own efforts, and they rushed out before I could go through his pockets.
They probably wanted to check his pockets THEMSELVES, even though THEY didn't do the
work. -- Erloi Gill
What would I want with an orc? -- Norle Parth
7 June 2005
I am in the process of moving house, and spotlight writing for the next two months
will be very hit-and-miss. -- the Scribe
27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance. In other words, you have to choose! If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both. The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example. If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE IMPECCABLE PIG devastated HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
ICE FOX won victory over FLYNN in a exciting 1 minute gory expert's battle.
ZAKAU viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory master's brawl.
HOFFA defeated CHESTER EGG in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
ERLOI GILL devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NORLE PARTH bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute match.
FERGHAN HOHL was butchered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
INGOLD KERR was handily defeated by ANGUS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HILDE vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
LHOTSE vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLABB savagely defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 4 minute gory beginner's match.
GRIMM demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 7 - 0 76 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 9 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 13 - 0 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 19 - 12 - 1 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 21 - 1 25 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 525 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818 11 4 0 114 JUST DON'T CARE (396)
LUNGING ATTACK ICE FOX 3877 13 4 0 111 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)
SLASHING ATTACK FLYNN 4624 19 14 1 83 JOHNS (379)
BASHING ATTACK ANGUS 4680 4 1 0 50 EVEREST LLP (490)
STRIKING ATTACK HILDE 4697 4 0 0 43 EVEREST LLP (490)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ZAKAU 4623. The most popular warrior this turn was
CHESTER EGG 4662. The ten other most popular fighters were BLABB 4684, ZAKAU 4623,
ICE FOX 3877, HOFFA 4622, NORLE PARTH 4658, ERLOI GILL 4620, HILDE 4697, THE
IMPECCABLE PIG 3818, LHOTSE 4683, and GRIMM 4681.
The least popular fighter this week was INGOLD KERR 4652. The other ten least
popular fighters were FERGHAN HOHL 4633, HOFFA 4348, ANGUS 4680, FLYNN 4624, GRIMM
4681, LHOTSE 4683, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818, HILDE 4697, ERLOI GILL 4620, and NORLE
PARTH 4658.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXIX
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ELLYN 2077 (103-115-6) 4 3 0 BACON LORDS
ELISA 1210 (115-86-2) 0 5 0 CRIMSON CLUB
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SPOTTED PONY 3536 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 INDIANS
SUX0R 4560 (32-14-0) 1 3 0 MORE NEW TEAMS 2
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MANUTE BOL 4233 (15-8-0) 1 3 0 LARGE LOSERS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JOHN TYLER 4420 (17-4-0) 6 3 0 I'M HISTORY
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FAST FORWARD 4484 (13-9-0) 7 3 0 TECHNOLOGY
ZEKE ADLER 4306 (7-4-0) 1 1 0 DEAD FLAGG'S FIST
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NEO 4602 (8-4-1) 6 2 1 DEAD TECHNOLOGY
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WOLFMAN JACK 4594 (2-0-0) 6 3 1 PARTY ANIMALS
ELECTRIC SHEEP 4595 (3-0-0) 3 3 0 TECHNOLOGY
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SILKY SAM 4670 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 LORD OF THE BLING
SONNY 4671 (2-2-0) 3 3 0 TECHNOLOGY
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
IGOR MALMORT 2977 (0-0-0) 6 3 1 BLOOD AND GUTS!
FAT SHERIFF 4672 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 MASSAGE PARLORS
ONION KISS 4351 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MY WIFE SMELLS
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FRIED TWINKIE 4562 (31-11-0) 2 3 0 MORE NEW TEAMS 2
CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WILOV VAUGN 4304 (8-3-0) 0 3 0 FLAGG'S FIST
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AUBIN L'AUROUGE 2980 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BLOOD AND GUTS!