DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/12/2005    Duedate: 07/25/2005

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-526

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE IMPECCABLE PIG
JUST DON'T CARE (396)
(5-3818) [12-4-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE IMPECCABLE PIG             LHOTSE
JUST DON'T CARE (396)          EVEREST LLP (490)
(5-3818) [12-4-0,124]          (5-4683) [5-1-0,62]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ZAKAU                          ICE FOX
JOHNS (379)                    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)
(5-4623) [22-12-0,100]         (5-3877) [13-5-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EVEREST LLP (490)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JOHNS (379)                 33
2. EVEREST LLP (490)           10      JUST DON'T CARE (396)
3. JUST DON'T CARE (396)       10      Unchartered Team
4. PARTY ANIMALS (324)          8
5. TECHNOLOGY (283)             0      EVEREST LLP (490)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 JUST DON'T CARE (396)     12   4  0 75.0   1/ 1*EVEREST LLP (490)         7  3 0
 2/ 1*EVEREST LLP (490)         22   8  0 73.3   2/ 2 JOHNS (379)               7  5 0
 3/ 2 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)   13   5  0 72.2   3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    7  7 0
 4- 4 TECHNOLOGY (283)         487 404 30 54.7   4/ 6 JUST DON'T CARE (396)     3  0 0
 5/ 5 PARTY ANIMALS (324)      127 109  8 53.8   5/ 7 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)   2  1 0
 6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   217 228 11 48.8   6/ 4 PARTY ANIMALS (324)       2  3 0
 7/ 7 JOHNS (379)              238 369  8 39.2   7- 5 TECHNOLOGY (283)          1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out KALTOS to see 
what's new.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, JOHNS!  'Cause they got 
3-1-0 and moved up to 2nd!  MVP award for HOFFA?  JOHNS' proud of him after beating 
ICE FOX and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  CHESTER EGG got 
smashed by LHOTSE, and lost 13 points!  Like JOHNS' HOFFA is sweating since he got 
challenged by Duelmaster THE IMPECCABLE PIG!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being 
unfair?  I think THE IMPECCABLE PIG should let HOFFA be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of PARTY ANIMALS must be getting lonely. 
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why JUST DON'T CARE's been avoiding PARTY ANIMALS so much?  Or 
is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is HOFFA popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of KALTOS!  He's got a 8-80-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  KALTOS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818      12   4  0   124       JUST DON'T CARE (396)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAST FORWARD 4484            17   9  0   134       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-BULL DURHAM 4324             13   4  0   107       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
 HOFFA 4348                    8  80  0   104       JOHNS (379)
 HOFFA 4622                   17  17  0   101       JOHNS (379)
 ZAKAU 4623                   22  12  0   100       JOHNS (379)
-BEATLE BAILEY 3745           15  13  0    92       PARTY ANIMALS (324)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLYNN 4624                   20  14  1    90       JOHNS (379)
 ICE FOX 3877                 13   5  0    88       OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)
 NORLE PARTH 4658             12  14  2    74       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 WOLFMAN JACK 4594             6   1  0    74       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
 ERLOI GILL 4620              13  22  0    68       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOUSE DAVIS 4379              8   5  2    66       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-SAMANTHA FOX 4574             4   4  0    65       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
 LHOTSE 4683                   5   1  0    62       EVEREST LLP (490)
-SONNY 4671                    4   3  0    60       TECHNOLOGY (283)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLABB 4684                    5   1  0    55       EVEREST LLP (490)
 INGOLD KERR 4652             10  17  2    53       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 CHESTER EGG 4662             10  11  0    51       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 ANGUS 4680                    4   2  0    45       EVEREST LLP (490)
-ELECTRIC SHEEP 4595           5   2  0    37       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 HILDE 4697                    4   1  0    35       EVEREST LLP (490)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIMM 4681                    4   2  0    21       EVEREST LLP (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Gods, the ignominy of it, defeated by a Hoffa with scarcely twice my fights! --
Chester Egg
P.S.  But he IS of a despicable style, does that make a difference?

Ho!  To have gotten the better (if he HAS a better) of the Dangerous Criminal is 
something to cherish. -- Erloi Gill

The Veteran Mercenary's no trouble at all, if you let him tell his pointless war 
stories for a while. -- Norle Parth

KILLED by the Ambitious Guard?  You'd better BELIEVE I laid a curse on him! --
Ghost of Ferghan Hohl

Angus -- Yes, I can see where I might look like Everest to a shrimp like you. 
Whatever. -- Ingold Kerr

Ingold Kerr -- Sorry to pound on you so much.  I had some frustration to vent after 
being pounded by your teammate last go around.  Hope the bruises heal quickly. -- 
Angus

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee.  We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE IMPECCABLE PIG devastated HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
ICE FOX was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute gory expert's battle.
ZAKAU vanquished NORLE PARTH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ERLOI GILL was overpowered by FLYNN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOLFMAN JACK devastated ANGUS in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CHESTER EGG was defeated by LHOTSE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BLABB devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
HILDE was overcome by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute beginner's melee.
INGOLD KERR vanquished GRIMM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -   9 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   8 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        20 -  11 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  14 -  0      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  20 -  1      26  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 526 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818    12   4  0  124 JUST DON'T CARE (396)
LUNGING ATTACK   ZAKAU 4623                 22  12  0  100 JOHNS (379)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLYNN 4624                 20  14  1   90 JOHNS (379)
STRIKING ATTACK  WOLFMAN JACK 4594           6   1  0   74 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
BASHING ATTACK   ANGUS 4680                  4   2  0   45 EVEREST LLP (490)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ZAKAU 4623.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ICE FOX 3877.  The ten other most popular fighters were HILDE 4697, BLABB 4684, 
LHOTSE 4683, THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818, HOFFA 4622, ZAKAU 4623, FLYNN 4624, WOLFMAN 
JACK 4594, INGOLD KERR 4652, and CHESTER EGG 4662.

The least popular fighter this week was GRIMM 4681.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANGUS 4680, ERLOI GILL 4620, NORLE PARTH 4658, HOFFA 4348, CHESTER EGG 
4662, INGOLD KERR 4652, WOLFMAN JACK 4594, FLYNN 4624, ZAKAU 4623, and HOFFA 4622.