DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/09/2005    Duedate: 08/22/2005

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-528

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE IMPECCABLE PIG
JUST DON'T CARE (396)
(5-3818) [14-4-0,145]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE IMPECCABLE PIG             LHOTSE
JUST DON'T CARE (396)          EVEREST LLP (490)
(5-3818) [14-4-0,145]          (5-4683) [5-2-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ZAKAU                          ZAKAU
JOHNS (379)                    JOHNS (379)
(5-4623) [22-14-0,81]          (5-4623) [22-14-0,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PARTY ANIMALS (324)         85
2. JUST DON'T CARE (396)       11      JUST DON'T CARE (396)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)       8      Unchartered Team
4. EVEREST LLP (490)            7
5. OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)      0      EVEREST LLP (490)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 JUST DON'T CARE (396)     14   4  0 77.8   1/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    7  5 0
 2- 2 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)   14   5  0 73.7   2/ 6 PARTY ANIMALS (324)       6  0 1
 3/ 3*EVEREST LLP (490)         24  11  1 68.6   3/ 1*EVEREST LLP (490)         4  6 1
 4/ 4 PARTY ANIMALS (324)      132 109  9 54.8   4/ 2 JOHNS (379)               4  8 0
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   223 230 11 49.2   5/ 4 JUST DON'T CARE (396)     3  0 0
 6/ 6 JOHNS (379)              239 376  8 38.9   6- 5 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KALTOS.  Like, EVEREST LLP had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by THE MIDDLE WAY 5!  Way to go THE 
MIDDLE WAY 5!  PARTY ANIMALS like really fought hard to move up to 2nd from 6th.  Way 
to go!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, THE MIDDLE WAY 5!  'Cause they 
got 3-1-0 and moved up to 1st!  Talk about yer big time losers!  NORLE PARTH got 
smashed by MOUSE DAVIS, and lost 11 points!  Like JOHNS' HOFFA is sweating since he 
got challenged by Duelmaster THE IMPECCABLE PIG!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think THE IMPECCABLE PIG should let HOFFA be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of EVEREST LLP must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why PARTY ANIMALS' been avoiding EVEREST LLP so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  Can JOHNS' HOFFA be more popular than me?  He was 
challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For sure, I was holding my breath 
when I found out WOLFMAN JACK challenged FLYNN.  After all, haven't PARTY ANIMALS and 
JOHNS had a long standing duel in KALTOS?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or 
anything, but FLYNN wants me to write about it since he was dispatched by WOLFMAN 
JACK.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All KALTOS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  It was kind of sad, seeing old FLYNN stumbling around the arena, 
before WOLFMAN JACK finished him off.  Oh well!  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818      14   4  0   145       JUST DON'T CARE (396)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOLFMAN JACK 4594             7   1  1   125       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
 BULL DURHAM 4324             14   4  0   109       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
 HOFFA 4348                    8  82  0   106       JOHNS (379)
 ERLOI GILL 4620              15  22  0   101       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BEATLE BAILEY 3745           16  13  0    99       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-ICE FOX 3877                 14   5  0    94       OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (403)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOFFA 4622                   17  19  0    82       JOHNS (379)
 ZAKAU 4623                   22  14  0    81       JOHNS (379)
 MOUSE DAVIS 4379              9   5  2    79       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
 SAMANTHA FOX 4574             5   4  0    77       PARTY ANIMALS (324)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHESTER EGG 4662             12  11  0    66       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 INGOLD KERR 4652             12  17  2    60       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 NORLE PARTH 4658             12  16  2    59       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LHOTSE 4683                   5   2  0    53       EVEREST LLP (490)
 BLABB 4684                    5   2  0    51       EVEREST LLP (490)
 HILDE 4697                    5   1  1    47       EVEREST LLP (490)
 ANGUS 4680                    4   3  0    43       EVEREST LLP (490)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIMM 4681                    5   2  0    31       EVEREST LLP (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 603      0  1 0   1                   HILDE 4697            528 NONE    
FLYNN 4624            21 15 1 JOHNS 379             WOLFMAN JACK 4594     528         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hoffa -- Whew!  It would have been bad to lose to a hoffa. -- Erloi Gill
P.S.  Of course, it would have been BETTER to learn more than one skill....

Ice Fox -- (indignantly)  I was TRYING to surrender to you, and you hit me again!
Who'd trust you after that? -- Norle Parth

I dunno what the arenamaster thought he was doing, stopping me from burying the orc
in the sand.  I mean, it isn't like I have any USE for a Captured Orc.  Who does?
And they eat too much. -- Chester Egg 

Darn.  The Userous Merchant recovered.  Oh, well, maybe next time we meet, I'll do
better. -- Ingold Kerr

4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!

ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! 

The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!

Where:  Dullens (DM13)  When:  October 8th, 2005

The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live.  The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted.  Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In.  Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!!  All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.

Scoring:
 1 Point For Each Win.
 1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.

Categories:
Ultimate Style Master:  Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team:  Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team:  Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master:  Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
               Contest.
Warrior Top 11:  Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager:  Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
               Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.

Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior:  +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
                                              Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior:  20 Rollups.
Style Master:  +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11:  Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. 
Iron Manager:  +1 To Bonus.

Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.

Disclaimer:  All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WOLFMAN JACK butchered FLYNN in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG demolished HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
MOUSE DAVIS vanquished NORLE PARTH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BEATLE BAILEY luckily beat ZAKAU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's fight.
ERLOI GILL devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BULL DURHAM bested HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
SAMANTHA FOX overpowered LHOTSE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
INGOLD KERR won victory over ANGUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHESTER EGG defeated BLABB in a action packed 1 minute duel.
HILDE assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRIMM handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -   8 -  2      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   7 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  12 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  18 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 528 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818    14   4  0  145 JUST DON'T CARE (396)
STRIKING ATTACK  WOLFMAN JACK 4594           7   1  1  125 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 4324           14   4  0  109 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
TOTAL PARRY      BEATLE BAILEY 3745         16  13  0   99 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
SLASHING ATTACK  LHOTSE 4683                 5   2  0   53 EVEREST LLP (490)
BASHING ATTACK   ANGUS 4680                  4   3  0   43 EVEREST LLP (490)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ZAKAU 4623.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ZAKAU 4623.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE IMPECCABLE PIG 3818, BULL 
DURHAM 4324, CHESTER EGG 4662, MOUSE DAVIS 4379, ERLOI GILL 4620, SAMANTHA FOX 4574, 
WOLFMAN JACK 4594, INGOLD KERR 4652, GRIMM 4681, and HOFFA 4348.

The least popular fighter this week was LHOTSE 4683.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BEATLE BAILEY 3745, NORLE PARTH 4658, FLYNN 4624, HILDE 4697, BLABB 
4684, ANGUS 4680, HOFFA 4622, HOFFA 4348, GRIMM 4681, and INGOLD KERR 4652.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXV

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 4330 (23-14-1)          5  4  0         TECHNOLOGY           

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FRIED TWINKIE 4562 (34-17-0)           4  3  0         MORE NEW TEAMS 2     
JOHN TYLER 4420 (21-4-0)               2  3  0         I'M HISTORY          
NEUROMANCER 2757 (24-18-0)             2  3  0         TECHNOLOGY           
MANUTE BOL 4233 (19-13-0)              0  1  0         LARGE LOSERS         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TONY TWILO 4525 (10-3-0)               2  3  0         HOUSE OF PANCAKES    

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ICE FOX 3877 (14-5-0)                  3  4  0         OF WOLF AND MEN 4    

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLFMAN JACK 4594 (6-1-0)             11  3  2         PARTY ANIMALS        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SONNY 4671 (4-3-0)                     2  3  0         TECHNOLOGY           
TYRONE BAGGINS 4663 (3-1-0)            2  3  0         LORD OF THE BLING    
SAMANTHA FOX 4574 (4-4-0)              0  3  0         PARTY ANIMALS        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MECHANON 4696 (0-0-0)                  5  3  0         TECHNOLOGY           
LORE 4695 (0-0-0)                      3  3  0         TECHNOLOGY           
KLK FATALE HAMMER 4700 (0-0-0)         1  3  0         KLKALTOS HAMMERZ     
KLK KALTOS HAMMER 4699 (0-0-0)         0  2  0  DEAD   KLKALTOS HAMMERZ