DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/10/2006 Duedate: 01/23/2006
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-539
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HOFFA
JOHNS (379)
(5-4348) [11-90-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HOFFA JILES
JOHNS (379) I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4348) [11-90-0,128] (5-4746) [2-2-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHESTER EGG GLORIA IMBRO
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4662) [16-18-0,81] (5-4718) [6-4-1,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. I HEART BALLS (498) 16
2. JOHNS (379) 11 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
3. EVEREST LLP (490) 0 Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (494) 0
5. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) -42 I HEART BALLS (498)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*I HEART BALLS (498) 7 2 0 77.8 1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 7 8 0
2- 3 EVEREST LLP (490) 52 33 3 61.2 2/ 3*I HEART BALLS (498) 5 1 0
3/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 252 255 12 49.7 3- 2 EVEREST LLP (490) 5 5 0
4/ 5 JOHNS (379) 254 392 8 39.3 4/ 4 JOHNS (379) 4 3 0
5- 6*ARENA FELINES (494) 0 3 0 0.0 5- 6*ARENA FELINES (494) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 535): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 543): OTIS of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 538): LHOTSE of EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 542): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 540): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 524): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 488): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): RED SKELTON of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 202): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 190): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 167): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 417): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 535): LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 543): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 538): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 542): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 540): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 524): none
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): PORTAL (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 488): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 202): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 190): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 167): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 417): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 420): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): MAGIC JOHNSON of PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): DONNA THE HUNTRESS of THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): RED SKELTON of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): RELENTLESS of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Hail KALTOS! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. And let's see, JILES fought EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and gained 14 points and
contributed to I HEART BALLS' 2-0-0. NORLE PARTH has lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE,
falling 22 points, while helping make THE MIDDLE WAY 5 a 0-5-0 turn. Due to hers
absence and inability to defend the throne, LHOTSE has lost the title of Duelmaster.
And not without some honor, HOFFA now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of
KALTOS. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that
The Victory Tavern uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true.
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover
or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in KALTOS and I've a long road ahead of
me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in KALTOS again, farewell-- Alarond the
Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOFFA 4348 11 90 0 128 JOHNS (379)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LHOTSE 4683 12 5 0 106 EVEREST LLP (490)
HOFFA 4622 22 25 0 91 JOHNS (379)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANGUS 4680 10 7 0 86 EVEREST LLP (490)
INGOLD KERR 4652 19 21 2 84 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHESTER EGG 4662 16 18 0 81 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
NORLE PARTH 4658 17 22 2 80 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-BLABB 4684 9 8 1 68 EVEREST LLP (490)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORIA IMBRO 4718 6 4 1 66 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRIMM 4681 11 6 0 48 EVEREST LLP (490)
-HILDE 4697 10 6 2 46 EVEREST LLP (490)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JILES 4746 2 2 0 29 I HEART BALLS (498)
SHANNO 4725 4 0 0 25 I HEART BALLS (498)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IAN 4737 1 0 0 23 I HEART BALLS (498)
-THE GREEK CAT 4706 0 3 0 13 ARENA FELINES (494)
FERGUS HILL 4805 1 2 0 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Jiles -- The heart-balls. Yes. Well. Um, I knew a chef once who made heart-balls.
Ground up the heart, you know, with some peas, onions, and mystery spices, rolled
them in, I dunno, cracker crumbs, maybe, and deep fat fried 'em. -- Fergus Hill,
waxing reminiscent
P.S. They were awful.
P.P.S. The liver-and-onion pate was better.
Angus -- I had hoped for more skills from, but I'll take the win. -- Ingold Kerr
P.S. I will NOT take the recipe for haggis. Thanks just the same, but...no.
P.P.S. It sounds too much like Fergus's heart-balls.
Hoffa 4622, not the one who was Duel2Dude and laughed at us, the other one -- You're
no better than your teammate is. -- Norle Parth
P.S. And I thank the gods for that.
Blabb -- Is this like chewing gum? I've heard of gladiators who can't fight and chew
gum at the same time. Are you, then, one who can't gossip and chew simultaneously?
Just curious. -- Chester Egg
P.S. MY specialty is really devilish eggs. It requires a conjuration, which can be
tricky, or else the eggs crack too soon and you just get stringy whites. But not,
well, not EXACTLY white, you know?
P.P.S. And the avocado has to be added with the greatest of care.
Hilde -- Honestly, MEN! On and on and ON about food! You'd suppose they never had
another thought in their heads, wouldn't you? But I happen to know that it's just a
trick to get past Ed. What they're REALLY thinking about wouldn't get printed. --
Gloria Imbro
P.S. Just as well, too.
Indeed! -- Ed.
Fergus Hill -- No, it means I'm very fond of them. I Heart them! -- Jiles
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INGOLD KERR was bested by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's fight.
HOFFA handily defeated CHESTER EGG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title match.
NORLE PARTH was devastated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HOFFA defeated GLORIA IMBRO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute mismatched match.
FERGUS HILL lost to SHANNO in a 1 minute brutal amateur's fight.
JILES devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 15 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 19 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 539 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL GLORIA IMBRO 4718 6 4 1 66 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHESTER EGG 4662. The most popular warrior this
turn was GLORIA IMBRO 4718. The ten other most popular fighters were HOFFA 4348,
SHANNO 4725, JILES 4746, CHESTER EGG 4662, INGOLD KERR 4652, NORLE PARTH 4658, HOFFA
4622, FERGUS HILL 4805, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was FERGUS HILL 4805. The other ten least
popular fighters were HOFFA 4622, NORLE PARTH 4658, INGOLD KERR 4652, CHESTER EGG
4662, JILES 4746, SHANNO 4725, HOFFA 4348, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, 0, and 0.