DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/24/2006 Duedate: 02/06/2006
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-540
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
INGOLD KERR
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4652) [20-21-2,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HOFFA SHANNO
JOHNS (379) I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4348) [11-91-0,124] (5-4725) [5-0-0,31]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHESTER EGG NORLE PARTH
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4662) [16-19-0,77] (5-4658) [18-22-2,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 52
2. I HEART BALLS (498) 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
3. EVEREST LLP (490) 0 Unchartered Team
4. JOHNS (379) -3
I HEART BALLS (498)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*I HEART BALLS (498) 8 2 0 80.0 1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 8 7 0
2- 2 EVEREST LLP (490) 52 33 3 61.2 2/ 2*I HEART BALLS (498) 5 0 0
3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 256 256 12 50.0 3/ 4 JOHNS (379) 2 4 0
4/ 4 JOHNS (379) 254 394 8 39.2 4- 3 EVEREST LLP (490) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 536): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 544): HEARTS of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 540): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 539): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 543): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 540): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 535): SYD TUBULAR of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 525): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 499): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 489): SIR LICKSALOT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 477): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 425): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 203): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 191): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 374): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 418): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 536): STEEL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 544): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 540): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 539): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 543): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 540): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 535): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 525): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 499): AARDVARK HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 489): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 477): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 425): ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 203): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 191): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 374): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 418): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1MORDANT (turn 536): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 420): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 540): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
FIREBALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
(turn 539): MAGIC JOHNSON of PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): DONNA THE HUNTRESS of THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 477): FRANKENBUTT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
(turn 476): RED SKELTON of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): RELENTLESS of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ha ha ha HA!
Hoffa
P.S. That was not a copy of my previous column. That was a new laugh.
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly KALTOS games. NORLE PARTH caught the eye of many in
the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested HOFFA and was awarded 17 points
in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, KHALHUMS DWARF put down
CHESTER EGG, causing him to lose 4 points of recognition in the process. The city
has turned out in honor of INGOLD KERR, for with his arena victory he may now lay
claim to the highest position in the city! Heed this! A seer has warned that if
exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5 or
7!
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city KALTOS.
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins. In the arena
there is only the brightness of steel. Keep vigil always!
The girls are as pretty in KALTOS as ever I remembered them....and the fighters
as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far
off city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember - the pen is
mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INGOLD KERR 4652 20 21 2 102 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOFFA 4348 11 91 0 124 JOHNS (379)
-LHOTSE 4683 12 5 0 106 EVEREST LLP (490)
NORLE PARTH 4658 18 22 2 97 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
HOFFA 4622 22 26 0 92 JOHNS (379)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANGUS 4680 10 7 0 86 EVEREST LLP (490)
CHESTER EGG 4662 16 19 0 77 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
GLORIA IMBRO 4718 7 4 1 77 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-BLABB 4684 9 8 1 68 EVEREST LLP (490)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRIMM 4681 11 6 0 48 EVEREST LLP (490)
-HILDE 4697 10 6 2 46 EVEREST LLP (490)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHANNO 4725 5 0 0 31 I HEART BALLS (498)
-JILES 4746 2 2 0 29 I HEART BALLS (498)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IAN 4737 1 0 0 23 I HEART BALLS (498)
FERGUS HILL 4805 2 2 0 15 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Well, the dog ate our homework. Uh...the neighbor's dog. We have a cat. He might
have used our homework for some other purpose, I suppose. Or the carrier is reading
it. Anyway, the turns are not present, so we're doing our personals based on the e-
newsletter. -- The Middle Way 5
P.S. Next time, we're going to take the high road and AVOID the dog.
Jiles -- There's a verb "to heart"? I never knew! -- Fergus Hill, humbled before
these new depths to which the English language can sink
Ah, the Venomous Concubine! She never gives her name, probably has a Secret
Identity, but how many redheaded concubines can there be on an island this size? I
think we should TRACK HER DOWN and make her brush her teeth. -- Ingold Kerr
Hoffa the Duel2Dude -- I think you're a pig. -- Chester Egg
P.S. And you would probably eat and LIKE those disgusting Heart Balls of Fergus's.
(shudder)
What I want to know is how Ingold thinks WE can compel the Venomous Concubine to do
anything she doesn't want to? She beat us both, after all. That's got to be
significant. -- Norle Parth who has no ambitions to go teaching somebody with a
poisonous bite how to handle basic dental hygiene
Hoffa 4622, not the one who was Duel2Dude and is probably laughing at us again, the
other one -- You're no better than your teammate is. -- Gloria Imbro
Shanno? Who is this Brutal Shanno, and why did I have to fight him, her, or it? I
didn't want to! I wanted to stay home and eat liver and onions with garlic toast! --
Fergus Hill
P.S. And ice cream for desert.
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOFFA was devastated by INGOLD KERR in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
HOFFA was vanquished by NORLE PARTH in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
CHESTER EGG was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's duel.
GLORIA IMBRO defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute fight.
SHANNO demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FERGUS HILL vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 3 - 0 79 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 15 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 18 - 2 47 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 540 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL GLORIA IMBRO 4718 7 4 1 77 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHESTER EGG 4662. The most popular warrior this
turn was NORLE PARTH 4658. The ten other most popular fighters were GLORIA IMBRO
4718, INGOLD KERR 4652, CHESTER EGG 4662, HOFFA 4622, SHANNO 4725, FERGUS HILL 4805,
HOFFA 4348, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 4348. The other ten least popular
fighters were FERGUS HILL 4805, SHANNO 4725, HOFFA 4622, CHESTER EGG 4662, INGOLD
KERR 4652, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, NORLE PARTH 4658, 0, 0, and 0.