DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/16/2006    Duedate: 05/29/2006

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-548

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IAN
I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4737) [7-0-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IAN                            BUCK NAKED
I HEART BALLS (498)            MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
(5-4737) [7-0-0,97]            (5-4654) [3-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GLORIA IMBRO                   ORVERD QUILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4718) [10-9-1,77]           (5-4834) [1-1-0,4]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PAPER MARIO (457)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PAPER MARIO (457)           28
2. I HEART BALLS (498)         22      I HEART BALLS (498)
3. MASSAGE PARLORS (487)       19      Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS GREATS (496)          0
5. PARTY ANIMALS (324)          0      PAPER MARIO (457)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 I HEART BALLS (498)       23   5  0 82.1   1- 1 PARTY ANIMALS (324)       8  1 0
 2/ 2*PAPER MARIO (457)          9   3  1 75.0   2/ 3*PAPER MARIO (457)         6  2 1
 3- 3 PARTY ANIMALS (324)      158 120 10 56.8   3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    6  8 0
 4/ 0*MASSAGE PARLORS (487)      5   4  0 55.6   4/ 4 I HEART BALLS (498)       4  2 0
 5- 5*SPORTS GREATS (496)       11  11  3 50.0   5/ 0*MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     1  0 0
 6/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   274 275 12 49.9   6- 6*SPORTS GREATS (496)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  KALTOS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, PARTY 
ANIMALS, but PAPER MARIO was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for BUCK NAKED?  
MASSAGE PARLORS' proud of him after beating FERGUS HILL and getting 19 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  FERGUS HILL got smashed by BUCK NAKED, and lost 17 
points!  What a putz!  SAMANTHA FOX fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits 
fighting and loses the title.  No one said she was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw 
in IAN's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't GLORIA IMBRO fit to be 
tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of PARTY ANIMALS must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what PAPER MARIO's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from PARTY ANIMALS, that's fer sher.  
Like, is GLORIA IMBRO popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of 
KALTOS!  She's got a 10-9-1, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IAN 4737                      7   0  0    97       I HEART BALLS (498)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOLFMAN JACK 4594            11   1  1   161       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-SAMANTHA FOX 4574            12   6  1   139       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-BEATLE BAILEY 3745           23  15  0   122       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
 JILES 4746                    8   2  0    91       I HEART BALLS (498)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLORIA IMBRO 4718            10   9  1    77       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUCK NAKED 4654               3   0  0    66       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FERGUS HILL 4805              7   5  0    45       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-J. NICKLAUS 4717              4   1  1    45       SPORTS GREATS (496)
 SUSHIE 4394                   4   1  0    42       PAPER MARIO (457)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHANNO 4725                   8   3  0    30       I HEART BALLS (498)
-TWINK 4396                    3   1  1    27       PAPER MARIO (457)
-MICKEY MANTLE 4715            3   1  0    24       SPORTS GREATS (496)
-ROD LAVER 4716                2   2  1    24       SPORTS GREATS (496)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUB DOWN 4653                 2   0  0    20       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 STAR ROD 4391                 1   1  0    20       PAPER MARIO (457)
-CAT STEVENS 4802              1   2  0    13       PARTY ANIMALS (324)
 ELINDE GOSS 4841              1   0  0    13       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BOMBETTE 4399                 1   0  0    13       PAPER MARIO (457)
 JERI LOUGH 4840               1   1  0    10       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 ORVERD QUILL 4834             1   1  0     4       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-HAPPY ENDING 4657             0   2  0     2       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DINEEN FOYLE 4827      1  2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 453  TWINK 4396            547         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sir Crip -- We Paper Mario's are sorry to see you go.  We were getting ready to kick
your butt. -- Luigi
P.S.  See you in Baltimore.

Dineen Foyle and Middle Way people -- I don't know what got into me.  I wanted to
win, sure; but I really didn't want to cause the death.  Sorry. -- Twink (tears
dripping and sobbing in sorrow)

Cat Stevens -- I couldn't let you eat me, now could I?  I know how you Cats like
fish.  Am I a fish? -- Sushi

Shanno -- Do we have to keep doing THIS?  Couldn't we...you know, go out for a drink,
dinner, dancing?  I'm sure you'd heart it more than getting beaten up in the arena.
-- Fergus Hill

Twink -- (gloomily)  Ah.  Now you're doing it right. -- Ghost of Dineen Foyle

Samantha Fox -- Why didn't *I* learn that much?  I was paying attention, and we have
the same number of fights.  (sigh)  Let me guess:  you're smarter.  I hate that. --
Gloria Imbro

Convicted Thief -- You got EXACTLY what you deserved, though not enough of it. --
Orverd Quill

Convicted Thief -- Not nearly enough of it. -- Jeri Lough

Sushie -- But a shapely fish. -- Fergus

Twink -- Well, they DID, but now they want no part of me. -- Ghost of Dineen Foyle

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start!  With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more!  Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th).  So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!

Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IAN devastated GLORIA IMBRO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
JILES demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
FERGUS HILL was devastated by BUCK NAKED in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SHANNO was defeated by SUSHIE in a 4 minute match.
STAR ROD bested JERI LOUGH in a 2 minute brawl.
ORVERD QUILL was unbelievably bested by BOMBETTE in a 3 minute brutal amateur's fight.
ELINDE GOSS devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -   6 -  2      79  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  11 -  2      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  20 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 548 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  IAN 4737                    7   0  0   97 I HEART BALLS (498)
WALL OF STEEL    GLORIA IMBRO 4718          10   9  1   77 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
SLASHING ATTACK  BUCK NAKED 4654             3   0  0   66 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FERGUS HILL 4805            7   5  0   45 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GLORIA IMBRO 4718.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ORVERD QUILL 4834.  The ten other most popular fighters were JILES 4746, 
SHANNO 4725, JERI LOUGH 4840, IAN 4737, BUCK NAKED 4654, SUSHIE 4394, ELINDE GOSS 
4841, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, STAR ROD 4391, and BOMBETTE 4399.

The least popular fighter this week was FERGUS HILL 4805.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BOMBETTE 4399, STAR ROD 4391, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, ELINDE GOSS 
4841, SUSHIE 4394, BUCK NAKED 4654, IAN 4737, JERI LOUGH 4840, SHANNO 4725, and JILES 
4746.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MOUSE DAVIS (5-4379) PARTY ANIMALS (324)