DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/16/2006 Duedate: 05/29/2006
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-548
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
IAN
I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4737) [7-0-0,97]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IAN BUCK NAKED
I HEART BALLS (498) MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
(5-4737) [7-0-0,97] (5-4654) [3-0-0,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GLORIA IMBRO ORVERD QUILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4718) [10-9-1,77] (5-4834) [1-1-0,4]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PAPER MARIO (457)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PAPER MARIO (457) 28
2. I HEART BALLS (498) 22 I HEART BALLS (498)
3. MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 19 Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS GREATS (496) 0
5. PARTY ANIMALS (324) 0 PAPER MARIO (457)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 I HEART BALLS (498) 23 5 0 82.1 1- 1 PARTY ANIMALS (324) 8 1 0
2/ 2*PAPER MARIO (457) 9 3 1 75.0 2/ 3*PAPER MARIO (457) 6 2 1
3- 3 PARTY ANIMALS (324) 158 120 10 56.8 3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 6 8 0
4/ 0*MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 5 4 0 55.6 4/ 4 I HEART BALLS (498) 4 2 0
5- 5*SPORTS GREATS (496) 11 11 3 50.0 5/ 0*MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 1 0 0
6/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 274 275 12 49.9 6- 6*SPORTS GREATS (496) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. KALTOS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, PARTY
ANIMALS, but PAPER MARIO was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for BUCK NAKED?
MASSAGE PARLORS' proud of him after beating FERGUS HILL and getting 19 points. Talk
about yer big time losers! FERGUS HILL got smashed by BUCK NAKED, and lost 17
points! What a putz! SAMANTHA FOX fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits
fighting and loses the title. No one said she was a genius... Was that a tear I saw
in IAN's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't GLORIA IMBRO fit to be
tied! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of PARTY ANIMALS must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you
guys know something that I don't? I don't know what PAPER MARIO's been doing. They
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from PARTY ANIMALS, that's fer sher.
Like, is GLORIA IMBRO popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of
KALTOS! She's got a 10-9-1, is that good?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IAN 4737 7 0 0 97 I HEART BALLS (498)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WOLFMAN JACK 4594 11 1 1 161 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-SAMANTHA FOX 4574 12 6 1 139 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
-BEATLE BAILEY 3745 23 15 0 122 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
JILES 4746 8 2 0 91 I HEART BALLS (498)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORIA IMBRO 4718 10 9 1 77 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUCK NAKED 4654 3 0 0 66 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FERGUS HILL 4805 7 5 0 45 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-J. NICKLAUS 4717 4 1 1 45 SPORTS GREATS (496)
SUSHIE 4394 4 1 0 42 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHANNO 4725 8 3 0 30 I HEART BALLS (498)
-TWINK 4396 3 1 1 27 PAPER MARIO (457)
-MICKEY MANTLE 4715 3 1 0 24 SPORTS GREATS (496)
-ROD LAVER 4716 2 2 1 24 SPORTS GREATS (496)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RUB DOWN 4653 2 0 0 20 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
STAR ROD 4391 1 1 0 20 PAPER MARIO (457)
-CAT STEVENS 4802 1 2 0 13 PARTY ANIMALS (324)
ELINDE GOSS 4841 1 0 0 13 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
BOMBETTE 4399 1 0 0 13 PAPER MARIO (457)
JERI LOUGH 4840 1 1 0 10 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ORVERD QUILL 4834 1 1 0 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-HAPPY ENDING 4657 0 2 0 2 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DINEEN FOYLE 4827 1 2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 453 TWINK 4396 547
PERSONAL ADS
Sir Crip -- We Paper Mario's are sorry to see you go. We were getting ready to kick
your butt. -- Luigi
P.S. See you in Baltimore.
Dineen Foyle and Middle Way people -- I don't know what got into me. I wanted to
win, sure; but I really didn't want to cause the death. Sorry. -- Twink (tears
dripping and sobbing in sorrow)
Cat Stevens -- I couldn't let you eat me, now could I? I know how you Cats like
fish. Am I a fish? -- Sushi
Shanno -- Do we have to keep doing THIS? Couldn't we...you know, go out for a drink,
dinner, dancing? I'm sure you'd heart it more than getting beaten up in the arena.
-- Fergus Hill
Twink -- (gloomily) Ah. Now you're doing it right. -- Ghost of Dineen Foyle
Samantha Fox -- Why didn't *I* learn that much? I was paying attention, and we have
the same number of fights. (sigh) Let me guess: you're smarter. I hate that. --
Gloria Imbro
Convicted Thief -- You got EXACTLY what you deserved, though not enough of it. --
Orverd Quill
Convicted Thief -- Not nearly enough of it. -- Jeri Lough
Sushie -- But a shapely fish. -- Fergus
Twink -- Well, they DID, but now they want no part of me. -- Ghost of Dineen Foyle
3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum. So I'm prey, am I, Max. You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay. I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on. Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing. Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance. They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC. If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them. The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm
6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start! With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more! Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th). So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!
Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IAN devastated GLORIA IMBRO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
JILES demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
FERGUS HILL was devastated by BUCK NAKED in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SHANNO was defeated by SUSHIE in a 4 minute match.
STAR ROD bested JERI LOUGH in a 2 minute brawl.
ORVERD QUILL was unbelievably bested by BOMBETTE in a 3 minute brutal amateur's fight.
ELINDE GOSS devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 6 - 2 79 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 1 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 11 - 2 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 20 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 548 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK IAN 4737 7 0 0 97 I HEART BALLS (498)
WALL OF STEEL GLORIA IMBRO 4718 10 9 1 77 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
SLASHING ATTACK BUCK NAKED 4654 3 0 0 66 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FERGUS HILL 4805 7 5 0 45 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GLORIA IMBRO 4718. The most popular warrior this
turn was ORVERD QUILL 4834. The ten other most popular fighters were JILES 4746,
SHANNO 4725, JERI LOUGH 4840, IAN 4737, BUCK NAKED 4654, SUSHIE 4394, ELINDE GOSS
4841, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, STAR ROD 4391, and BOMBETTE 4399.
The least popular fighter this week was FERGUS HILL 4805. The other ten least
popular fighters were BOMBETTE 4399, STAR ROD 4391, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, ELINDE GOSS
4841, SUSHIE 4394, BUCK NAKED 4654, IAN 4737, JERI LOUGH 4840, SHANNO 4725, and JILES
4746.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MOUSE DAVIS (5-4379) PARTY ANIMALS (324)