DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/27/2006 Duedate: 07/10/2006
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-551
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JILES
I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4746) [10-3-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JILES BUCK NAKED
I HEART BALLS (498) MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
(5-4746) [10-3-0,105] (5-4654) [5-1-0,79]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JILES JERI LOUGH
I HEART BALLS (498) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4746) [10-3-0,105] (5-4840) [1-4-0,9]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 32
2. SPORTS GREATS (496) 4 I HEART BALLS (498)
3. I HEART BALLS (498) 2 Unchartered Team
4. PAPER MARIO (457) 0
5. MASSAGE PARLORS (487) -5 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 I HEART BALLS (498) 28 7 0 80.0 1/ 1*MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 10 5 0
2- 2*PAPER MARIO (457) 12 3 1 80.0 2/ 3 I HEART BALLS (498) 5 2 0
3/ 3*MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 15 9 0 62.5 3/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 5 10 0
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 279 285 12 49.5 4- 2*PAPER MARIO (457) 3 0 0
5/ 5*SPORTS GREATS (496) 12 17 3 41.4 5/ 5*SPORTS GREATS (496) 1 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
KALTOS. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! THE
MIDDLE WAY 5 is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 4th place to 3rd
place. Hey everybody, watch out for ELINDE GOSS, who flew up 12 points in the
rankings after mashing HAPPY ENDING like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. HAPPY ENDING was defeated
by ELINDE GOSS and drops 3 points. Well, everybody's pal JILES moved his record to
10-3-0 by defeating BUCK NAKED in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 11
recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this
stuff?
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! This round goes to KALTOS, their 0-0-0 warrior, AMBITIOUS
GUARD slew the 10-4-0 SHANNO. Stay tuned next week to see what happens. Knowing
when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road
to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. See ya
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JILES 4746 10 3 0 105 I HEART BALLS (498)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IAN 4737 8 0 0 103 I HEART BALLS (498)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUCK NAKED 4654 5 1 0 79 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
GLORIA IMBRO 4718 11 11 1 67 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUSHIE 4394 5 1 0 56 PAPER MARIO (457)
-MICKEY MANTLE 4715 4 1 0 48 SPORTS GREATS (496)
FERGUS HILL 4805 8 7 0 39 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
RUB DOWN 4653 4 1 0 38 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TWINK 4396 3 1 1 27 PAPER MARIO (457)
-STAR ROD 4391 2 1 0 27 PAPER MARIO (457)
HOT OIL MASSAGE 4673 2 1 0 26 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
FAT SHERIFF 4672 3 0 0 24 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELINDE GOSS 4841 3 1 0 19 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-BOMBETTE 4399 2 0 0 17 PAPER MARIO (457)
ORVERD QUILL 4834 2 3 0 16 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
JERI LOUGH 4840 1 4 0 9 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
HAPPY ENDING 4657 1 4 0 7 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHANNO 4725 10 4 0 I HEART BALLS 498 AMBITIOUS GUARD 605 551 NONE
DINEEN FOYLE 4827 1 2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 453 TWINK 4396 547 NONE
ROD LAVER 4716 2 5 1 SPORTS GREATS 496 STONE GOLEM 622 551 NONE
GEORGE MIKAN 4843 0 1 0 SPORTS GREATS 496 STONE GOLEM 622 551 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Buck Naked -- Very off-putting, especially when everything is so small. I hardly
knew where to look, which made it hard to strike. -- Gloria Imbro
Shanno -- Sorry, still not enough garlic. Doesn't ANYONE know how to cook? -- Fergus
Hill
P.S. Or at least onions.
Fat Sheriff -- You run a massage parlor, too? What an...innovative way to support
your department. -- Jeri Lough
Hot Oil Massage -- Urk! I've been deep fat fried! -- Elinde Goss
Happy Ending -- YOU may think so. -- Orverd Quill
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROD LAVER was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
GEORGE MIKAN was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JILES demolished BUCK NAKED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
GLORIA IMBRO bested RUB DOWN in a 1 minute fight.
FERGUS HILL luckily beat HOT OIL MASSAGE in a 2 minute master vs. amateur match.
SHANNO was dispatched by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute fight.
FAT SHERIFF unbelievably bested JERI LOUGH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
HAPPY ENDING was overpowered by ELINDE GOSS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ORVERD QUILL vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 5 - 1 83 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 17 - 1 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 19 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 551 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK JILES 4746 10 3 0 105 I HEART BALLS (498)
SLASHING ATTACK BUCK NAKED 4654 5 1 0 79 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FERGUS HILL 4805 8 7 0 39 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JILES 4746. The most popular warrior this turn was
ROD LAVER 4716. The ten other most popular fighters were JERI LOUGH 4840, JILES
4746, FERGUS HILL 4805, HOT OIL MASSAGE 4673, BUCK NAKED 4654, ELINDE GOSS 4841,
GEORGE MIKAN 4843, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, SHANNO 4725, and FAT SHERIFF 4672.
The least popular fighter this week was HAPPY ENDING 4657. The other ten least
popular fighters were RUB DOWN 4653, ORVERD QUILL 4834, FAT SHERIFF 4672, SHANNO
4725, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, GEORGE MIKAN 4843, ELINDE GOSS 4841, BUCK NAKED 4654, HOT
OIL MASSAGE 4673, and FERGUS HILL 4805.