DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/11/2006 Duedate: 07/24/2006
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-552
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JILES
I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4746) [11-3-0,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JILES POSITION IS EMPTY
I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4746) [11-3-0,108]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JILES JILES
I HEART BALLS (498) I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4746) [11-3-0,108] (5-4746) [11-3-0,108]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 45
2. I HEART BALLS (498) 3 I HEART BALLS (498)
3. MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 0 Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS GREATS (496) 0
BIG COUNTRY 3 (475)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 I HEART BALLS (498) 29 7 0 80.6 1/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 8 7 0
2- 3*MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 15 9 0 62.5 2- 1*MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 6 4 0
3/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 283 286 12 49.7 3/ 2 I HEART BALLS (498) 4 1 0
4- 5*SPORTS GREATS (496) 12 17 3 41.4 4- 5*SPORTS GREATS (496) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. We now have a new top team for all of you guys
to dogpile on. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 now holds the crown and they are betting they can
keep it. Hey everybody, watch out for JERI LOUGH, who flew up 17 points in the
rankings after mashing CULT MEMBER like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Our
battling duelmaster JILES has managed to hold the title, fending off GLORIA IMBRO's
none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, THE MIDDLE WAY 5. An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KALTOS have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JILES 4746 11 3 0 108 I HEART BALLS (498)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IAN 4737 8 0 0 103 I HEART BALLS (498)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUCK NAKED 4654 5 1 0 79 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
GLORIA IMBRO 4718 11 12 1 67 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FERGUS HILL 4805 9 7 0 51 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-MICKEY MANTLE 4715 4 1 0 48 SPORTS GREATS (496)
-RUB DOWN 4653 4 1 0 38 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELINDE GOSS 4841 4 1 0 28 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
JERI LOUGH 4840 2 4 0 26 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-HOT OIL MASSAGE 4673 2 1 0 26 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
-FAT SHERIFF 4672 3 0 0 24 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORVERD QUILL 4834 3 3 0 23 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-HAPPY ENDING 4657 1 4 0 7 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Rub Down -- Sounds like a good plan, but...you're a guy. I don't think I want a
rubdown from a guy. -- Gloria Imbro
Hot Oil Massage -- Too messy. -- Fergus Hill
P.S. Especially at this time of year.
Maybe, but you don't have to heat the oil, which cuts down on the cost. -- Ed.
Fat Sheriff -- And a voyeur, to boot. -- Jeri Lough
Happy Ending -- To what? -- Elinde Goss
So, where does the Convicted Thief figure into this? Everyone else we fought was
from the Massage Parlor down on the waterfront. -- Orverd Quill
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JILES devastated GLORIA IMBRO in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
FERGUS HILL vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal uneven battle.
ORVERD QUILL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JERI LOUGH devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELINDE GOSS demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 4 - 0 85 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 15 - 1 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 18 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 552 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK JILES 4746 11 3 0 108 I HEART BALLS (498)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FERGUS HILL 4805 9 7 0 51 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JILES 4746. The most popular warrior this turn was
JILES 4746. The ten other most popular fighters were FERGUS HILL 4805, JERI LOUGH
4840, ELINDE GOSS 4841, ORVERD QUILL 4834, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was GLORIA IMBRO 4718. The other ten least
popular fighters were ORVERD QUILL 4834, ELINDE GOSS 4841, JERI LOUGH 4840, FERGUS
HILL 4805, JILES 4746, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.