DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/11/2006    Duedate: 07/24/2006

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-552

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JILES
I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4746) [11-3-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JILES                          POSITION IS EMPTY
I HEART BALLS (498)            
(5-4746) [11-3-0,108]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JILES                          JILES
I HEART BALLS (498)            I HEART BALLS (498)
(5-4746) [11-3-0,108]          (5-4746) [11-3-0,108]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      45
2. I HEART BALLS (498)          3      I HEART BALLS (498)
3. MASSAGE PARLORS (487)        0      Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS GREATS (496)          0
                                       BIG COUNTRY 3 (475)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 I HEART BALLS (498)       29   7  0 80.6   1/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    8  7 0
 2- 3*MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     15   9  0 62.5   2- 1*MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     6  4 0
 3/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   283 286 12 49.7   3/ 2 I HEART BALLS (498)       4  1 0
 4- 5*SPORTS GREATS (496)       12  17  3 41.4   4- 5*SPORTS GREATS (496)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 now holds the crown and they are betting they can 
keep it.  Hey everybody, watch out for JERI LOUGH, who flew up 17 points in the 
rankings after mashing CULT MEMBER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Our 
battling duelmaster JILES has managed to hold the title, fending off GLORIA IMBRO's 
none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, THE MIDDLE WAY 5.  An apple a day 
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in KALTOS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JILES 4746                   11   3  0   108       I HEART BALLS (498)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IAN 4737                      8   0  0   103       I HEART BALLS (498)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUCK NAKED 4654               5   1  0    79       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 GLORIA IMBRO 4718            11  12  1    67       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FERGUS HILL 4805              9   7  0    51       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-MICKEY MANTLE 4715            4   1  0    48       SPORTS GREATS (496)
-RUB DOWN 4653                 4   1  0    38       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELINDE GOSS 4841              4   1  0    28       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 JERI LOUGH 4840               2   4  0    26       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-HOT OIL MASSAGE 4673          2   1  0    26       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
-FAT SHERIFF 4672              3   0  0    24       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORVERD QUILL 4834             3   3  0    23       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-HAPPY ENDING 4657             1   4  0     7       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Rub Down -- Sounds like a good plan, but...you're a guy.  I don't think I want a
rubdown from a guy. -- Gloria Imbro

Hot Oil Massage -- Too messy. -- Fergus Hill
P.S.  Especially at this time of year.

     Maybe, but you don't have to heat the oil, which cuts down on the cost. -- Ed.

Fat Sheriff -- And a voyeur, to boot. -- Jeri Lough

Happy Ending -- To what? -- Elinde Goss

So, where does the Convicted Thief figure into this?  Everyone else we fought was
from the Massage Parlor down on the waterfront. -- Orverd Quill

20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?!  ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?!  If at all possible,
let's get over to 31.  I'm on the way.  Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris

26 June 2006

To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia.  All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps

1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found!  We are engaging in arena 31.  Let them feel our wrath.  Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm

1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JILES devastated GLORIA IMBRO in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
FERGUS HILL vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal uneven battle.
ORVERD QUILL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JERI LOUGH devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELINDE GOSS demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   22 -   4 -  0      85  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  18 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 552 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JILES 4746                 11   3  0  108 I HEART BALLS (498)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FERGUS HILL 4805            9   7  0   51 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JILES 4746.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JILES 4746.  The ten other most popular fighters were FERGUS HILL 4805, JERI LOUGH 
4840, ELINDE GOSS 4841, ORVERD QUILL 4834, GLORIA IMBRO 4718,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was GLORIA IMBRO 4718.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ORVERD QUILL 4834, ELINDE GOSS 4841, JERI LOUGH 4840, FERGUS 
HILL 4805, JILES 4746,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.