DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/25/2006 Duedate: 08/07/2006
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-553
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GLORIA IMBRO
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4718) [12-12-1,79]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GLORIA IMBRO MICKEY MANTLE
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) SPORTS GREATS (496)
(5-4718) [12-12-1,79] (5-4715) [5-1-0,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GLORIA IMBRO ORVERD QUILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4718) [12-12-1,79] (5-4834) [4-3-0,28]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPORTS GREATS (496) 39
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 21 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
3. I HEART BALLS (498) 0 Unchartered Team
4. MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 0
SPORTS GREATS (496)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 I HEART BALLS (498) 29 7 0 80.6 1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 11 4 0
2- 2*MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 15 9 0 62.5 2- 3 I HEART BALLS (498) 2 1 0
3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 286 288 12 49.8 3/ 4*SPORTS GREATS (496) 2 3 1
4/ 4*SPORTS GREATS (496) 14 18 4 43.8 4- 2*MASSAGE PARLORS (487) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for M.J., who pummelled EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, to pocket 21
points. ELINDE GOSS certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to
MICKEY MANTLE and losing 4 points in the process! In KALTOS, nothing is permanent
(except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, GLORIA IMBRO. Word has it
one team in KALTOS is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are KALTOS' warriors? Come, let us see.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen
into an unconscious stupor.
Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Like a mixed metaphor, and
an overtaxed simile, I now bid KALTOS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORIA IMBRO 4718 12 12 1 79 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IAN 4737 8 0 0 103 I HEART BALLS (498)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FERGUS HILL 4805 10 7 0 59 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MICKEY MANTLE 4715 5 1 0 56 SPORTS GREATS (496)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORVERD QUILL 4834 4 3 0 28 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
JERI LOUGH 4840 2 5 0 26 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-HOT OIL MASSAGE 4673 2 1 0 26 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
ELINDE GOSS 4841 4 2 0 24 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-FAT SHERIFF 4672 3 0 0 24 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
M.J. 4844 1 0 1 21 SPORTS GREATS (496)
-HAPPY ENDING 4657 1 4 0 7 MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 601 0 1 0 1 M.J. 4844 553 NONE
ARMSTRONG 4846 0 1 0 SPORTS GREATS 496 SHEWISH GIANT 617 553 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Jiles -- Well, eat your heart-balls and enjoy them, then. -- Gloria Imbro
P.S. I hope they have enough garlic in them.
I really don't get it with this Guard's Ambitions. Can't he see that nothing is
going to come of it? -- Fergus Hill
Convicted Thief -- Get your hand out of my pocket! -- Orverd Gquill
What's the deal with these Cult Members? Nothing wrong with being a Cult Member,
that they should be sent to the arena for it, is there? -- Jeri Lough
Oh, gods, the Beggar. I feel kinda bad about hitting him, but it's my job, isn't it?
-- Elinde Goss
Elinde Goss -- You are an uncharitable fool. -- Oh-John, Beggar in Good Standing
Jeri Lough -- That will be accounted an act of charity from me, letting you win. All
I saw was a lot of random activity and no skill. I suggest that you spend more time
practicing than partying, young woman. -- Lorando Selmetrio of the Cult of Two Rings
Orverd Quill -- Listen, you! I had PLANS for that arm! -- Hector Jones, of the
Famous Jones Brothers, Robbers of Banks
Fergus Hill -- Though the Commission, of course, does not acknowledge it, I learned
several useful things from you. Thanks. Remind me not to arrest you next time you
spit on the sidewalk. -- Kish Alfors, one Ambitious Guard among many
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ARMSTRONG was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GLORIA IMBRO vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
FERGUS HILL demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
MICKEY MANTLE overpowered ELINDE GOSS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
JERI LOUGH was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute duel.
ORVERD QUILL defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
M.J. butchered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 4 - 0 83 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 13 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 19 - 2 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 553 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE FERGUS HILL 4805 10 7 0 59 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK MICKEY MANTLE 4715 5 1 0 56 SPORTS GREATS (496)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GLORIA IMBRO 4718. The most popular warrior this
turn was ORVERD QUILL 4834. The ten other most popular fighters were ARMSTRONG 4846,
FERGUS HILL 4805, MICKEY MANTLE 4715, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, M.J. 4844, ELINDE GOSS 4841,
JERI LOUGH 4840, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was JERI LOUGH 4840. The other ten least popular
fighters were ELINDE GOSS 4841, M.J. 4844, GLORIA IMBRO 4718, MICKEY MANTLE 4715,
FERGUS HILL 4805, ARMSTRONG 4846, ORVERD QUILL 4834, 0, 0, and 0.
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted. If you have
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes