DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/22/2006 Duedate: 09/04/2006
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-555
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TONY TWILO
HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471)
(5-4525) [12-3-0,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TONY TWILO SUSHIE
HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471) PAPER MARIO (457)
(5-4525) [12-3-0,99] (5-4394) [7-1-0,60]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TONY TWILO JERI LOUGH
HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4525) [12-3-0,99] (5-4840) [2-7-0,27]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PAPER MARIO (457)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPORTS GREATS (496) 24
2. PAPER MARIO (457) 17 HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471)
3. HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471) 16 Unchartered Team
4. WIZARD'S WRATH (508) 2
5. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) -9 PAPER MARIO (457)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471) 14 3 0 82.4 1/ 3*PAPER MARIO (457) 7 3 0
2/ 3*PAPER MARIO (457) 19 6 1 76.0 2/ 2 SPORTS GREATS (496) 6 2 1
3/ 0 WIZARD'S WRATH (508) 75 65 6 53.6 3/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 5 10 0
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 288 296 12 49.3 4/ 4 HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471) 4 0 0
5/ 5 SPORTS GREATS (496) 18 19 4 48.6 5/ 0 WIZARD'S WRATH (508) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in KALTOS! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Like, THE MIDDLE WAY 5 had to be
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by PAPER MARIO! Way to go PAPER
MARIO! MVP award for MICKEY MANTLE? SPORTS GREATS' proud of him after beating
GLORIA IMBRO and getting 15 points. Talk about yer big time losers! GLORIA IMBRO
got smashed by MICKEY MANTLE, and lost 12 points! This Duelmaster is like something
else! TONY TWILO stopped TIFFINAL dead in his tracks! Is the Duelmaster really
being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 was the most avoided team. Is a 288-296-12 record
really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are PAPER MARIO? THE MIDDLE WAY 5,
an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!
Like, is GLORIA IMBRO popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of
KALTOS! She's got a 12-14-1, is that good?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. KALTOS is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TONY TWILO 4525 12 3 0 99 HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-APPRENTICE 4858 15 17 0 102 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MICKEY MANTLE 4715 7 1 0 76 SPORTS GREATS (496)
TIFFINAL 4865 13 12 2 75 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
FERGUS HILL 4805 12 7 0 68 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HALIBUTT 4866 11 8 0 65 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
SUSHIE 4394 7 1 0 60 PAPER MARIO (457)
GLORIA IMBRO 4718 12 14 1 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUDON 4868 3 3 0 38 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
STAR ROD 4391 4 1 0 35 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TWINK 4396 4 2 1 33 PAPER MARIO (457)
BOMBETTE 4399 4 0 0 32 PAPER MARIO (457)
SHORT STACK 4523 2 0 0 28 HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471)
-M.J. 4844 2 0 1 27 SPORTS GREATS (496)
JERI LOUGH 4840 2 7 0 27 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-JARLIX 4867 2 0 0 26 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORVERD QUILL 4834 4 5 0 20 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ELINDE GOSS 4841 4 4 0 20 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-TY COBB 4842 1 0 0 20 SPORTS GREATS (496)
TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 0 2 0 18 PAPER MARIO (457)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BABE ZAHARIUS 4869 0 1 0 SPORTS GREATS 496 SHEWISH GIANT 617 555 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Only a 3-2? Perhaps we are no longer good enough for this arena? -- Luigi, Manager
Paper Marios
Well, WE beat OUR guys! Get rid of the slackers, Luigi. -- Bombette, Star Rod, Sushi
Tony Twilo -- Dear man! Your arrival was MOST opportune. I am so glad not to be the
Duel2Dette this week, you can't IMAGINE. Thank you. -- Gloria Imbro
I fought the Dangerous Criminal and WON? That's got to be a fluke. -- Fergus Hill
Sushie -- Euwh, a plate full of raw fish? This is not lunch, this is raw materials,
and dubious ones at that. -- Jeri Lough, liking it cooked
P.S. Fish. Ugh.
Star Rod -- You big mean golem! You just LOOMED over me and hit me with your rod
that had a POINTY star on it! Ouch! -- Elinde Goss the seriously injured
Bombette -- What could I say that wouldn't be worse than saying nothing? There I
was, face to, er, cleavage with you, and I, well, I lost control of myself, okay? It
happens. And you chastised me, and I took it. Let's leave it lie there now. --
Orverd Quill
P.S. At least, as far as the arena goes. I would be glad to, er, discuss some
things with you in private.
Odd, Garfield isn't even HERE, and yet the cat has got all your tongues. -- the
Middle Way warriors
P.S. Or your fingers, as the case might be.
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BABE ZAHARIUS was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MICKEY MANTLE vanquished GLORIA IMBRO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TUBBA BLUBBA was demolished by SHORT STACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TONY TWILO devastated TIFFINAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
FERGUS HILL demolished RUDON in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
SUSHIE viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody fight.
JERI LOUGH was beaten by STAR ROD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
BOMBETTE luckily beat ORVERD QUILL in a 3 minute gruesome melee.
TWINK viciously subdued ELINDE GOSS in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 1 - 0 91 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 20 - 2 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 555 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TONY TWILO 4525 12 3 0 99 HOUSE OF PANCAKES (471)
AIMED BLOW TIFFINAL 4865 13 12 2 75 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FERGUS HILL 4805 12 7 0 68 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
WALL OF STEEL SUSHIE 4394 7 1 0 60 PAPER MARIO (457)
TOTAL PARRY STAR ROD 4391 4 1 0 35 PAPER MARIO (457)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TONY TWILO 4525. The most popular warrior this turn
was JERI LOUGH 4840. The ten other most popular fighters were TWINK 4396, ORVERD
QUILL 4834, TONY TWILO 4525, SUSHIE 4394, ELINDE GOSS 4841, MICKEY MANTLE 4715,
FERGUS HILL 4805, SHORT STACK 4523, BABE ZAHARIUS 4869, and BOMBETTE 4399.
The least popular fighter this week was STAR ROD 4391. The other ten least popular
fighters were RUDON 4868, TIFFINAL 4865, TUBBA BLUBBA 4395, GLORIA IMBRO 4718,
BOMBETTE 4399, BABE ZAHARIUS 4869, SHORT STACK 4523, FERGUS HILL 4805, MICKEY MANTLE
4715, and ELINDE GOSS 4841.