DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/06/2007 Duedate: 03/19/2007
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-569
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SUSHIE
PAPER MARIO (457)
(5-4394) [16-3-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SUSHIE GODSMACK
PAPER MARIO (457) TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
(5-4394) [16-3-0,112] (5-4879) [3-0-0,30]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERI LOUGH HELENE JUSTE
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4840) [6-17-0,62] (5-4875) [5-3-0,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PAPER MARIO (457)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 32
2. SPORTS GREATS (496) 17 PAPER MARIO (457)
3. PAPER MARIO (457) 17 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 10
TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 61 20 1 75.3 1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 10 4 0
2/ 2*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 11 4 1 73.3 2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 5 10 0
3/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 36 30 4 54.5 3/ 4*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 4 1 1
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 316 338 13 48.3 4/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 4 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I feel like a fish out of water, but what the heck, here's something for you.
The inception stats of The Paper Marios:
ST - 11,11,12,12,14
CN - 6,6,13,15,21
SZ - 11,11,11,15,16
WT - 5,5,15,17,21
WL - 15,15,18,20,21
SP - 3,4,4,5,6
DF - 9,10,11,11,21
Interesting, huh?
Sushie, your fishy Duelmistress
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
KALTOS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see TWINK win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TWINK
beat FERGUS HILL and FERGUS HILL lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if
variety is the spice of life, KALTOS may be getting bland, as SUSHIE stays top dog in
the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You
want to know what's new, don't you, KALTOS?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. KALTOS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was PAPER MARIO. Ha ha ha ha! FERGUS HILL was challenged more times this turn than
the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the KALTOS arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUSHIE 4394 16 3 0 112 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TWINK 4396 12 6 1 94 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PELE 4847 5 0 0 86 SPORTS GREATS (496)
GRETZKY 4873 6 1 0 81 SPORTS GREATS (496)
STAR ROD 4391 14 5 0 74 PAPER MARIO (457)
FERGUS HILL 4805 17 16 0 73 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HELENE JUSTE 4875 5 3 0 66 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
JERI LOUGH 4840 6 17 0 62 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
BOMBETTE 4399 15 3 0 60 PAPER MARIO (457)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORVERD QUILL 4834 10 13 1 55 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ELINDE GOSS 4841 8 14 0 50 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 4 3 0 39 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GODSMACK 4879 3 0 0 30 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OVERKILL 4882 2 1 1 23 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
MOON CHILD 4878 2 1 0 23 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
WRATHCHILD 4881 2 1 0 19 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRON MAIDEN 4880 2 1 0 17 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
FEDERER 4883 0 1 0 1 SPORTS GREATS (496)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 601 0 1 0 1 OVERKILL 4882 569 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Mickey Mantle -- Getting slow in your old age, eh? -- Sushie
Fergus -- Come on. Let me win! You un-clustered that one! -- Twink
Elinde Goss -- Spare the rod and spoil the goss. -- Star Rod
Helene -- You did WHAT? -- Bombette
Jeri -- And to think that I thought you looked cute with your hair standing straight
up like that! Sizzling! -- Star Rod
Fergus -- You lout only, not despicable, people are mechanisms too, you know? -- Star
Rod
Gretzky -- I've thought about it and thought about, and I've decided you're either a
crater on the moon, or a nebula. -- Jeri Lough
P.S. Or maybe a comet.
Twink -- And... PLINK PWINK T-TINK go the tiddly-winks as they skip across the table.
Er, did you say something? -- Fergus Hill, trying to look innocent
Star Rod -- (wearily) Darned golem. -- Elinde Goss
Bombette -- No! Gods, woman, listen to me. Big Hair is NOT YOU. Deflate it, comb
it out. (shudder) Please! -- Helene Juste
The Userous Merchant? I laugh! -- Orverd Quill
P.S. Ha. Ha.
Twink -- Ah, darned good question, too! -- Fergus Hill
Bombette -- Well, if you could bottle and sell it, you'd make a fortune. -- Elinde
Goss
14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena. Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament". Sign and send in the
following pledge:
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
Dark Arena until they are dead.
The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena
1. No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2. One team per manager
3. Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
this arena.)
4. No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5. 20 teams required, per RSI
6. Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
warrior is dead.)
7. Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.
Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TWINK devastated FERGUS HILL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BOMBETTE unbelievably bested ORVERD QUILL in a 3 minute expert's Challenge battle.
SUSHIE defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's Title duel.
STAR ROD bested HELENE JUSTE in a exciting 6 minute one-sided fight.
GRETZKY devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ELINDE GOSS overpowered WRATHCHILD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TUBBA BLUBBA was handily defeated by JERI LOUGH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOON CHILD won victory over FEDERER in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
GODSMACK vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
IRON MAIDEN vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVERKILL savagely slew EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute brutal novice's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 19 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 569 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL SUSHIE 4394 16 3 0 112 PAPER MARIO (457)
LUNGING ATTACK TWINK 4396 12 6 1 94 PAPER MARIO (457)
STRIKING ATTACK GRETZKY 4873 6 1 0 81 SPORTS GREATS (496)
TOTAL PARRY STAR ROD 4391 14 5 0 74 PAPER MARIO (457)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FERGUS HILL 4805 17 16 0 73 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
AIMED BLOW TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 4 3 0 39 PAPER MARIO (457)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERI LOUGH 4840. The most popular warrior this turn
was HELENE JUSTE 4875. The ten other most popular fighters were ORVERD QUILL 4834,
ELINDE GOSS 4841, TWINK 4396, SUSHIE 4394, GRETZKY 4873, JERI LOUGH 4840, OVERKILL
4882, STAR ROD 4391, MOON CHILD 4878, and GODSMACK 4879.
The least popular fighter this week was TUBBA BLUBBA 4395. The other ten least
popular fighters were WRATHCHILD 4881, FERGUS HILL 4805, FEDERER 4883, BOMBETTE 4399,
IRON MAIDEN 4880, GODSMACK 4879, MOON CHILD 4878, STAR ROD 4391, OVERKILL 4882, and
JERI LOUGH 4840.