DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/20/2007 Duedate: 04/02/2007
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-570
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FERGUS HILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4805) [18-16-0,93]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FERGUS HILL OVERKILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
(5-4805) [18-16-0,93] (5-4882) [3-1-2,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERI LOUGH JERI LOUGH
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4840) [6-18-0,62] (5-4840) [6-18-0,62]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 33
2. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 22 PAPER MARIO (457)
3. PAPER MARIO (457) -5 Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS GREATS (496) -31
TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 63 21 1 75.0 1/ 3*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 8 2 2
2/ 2*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 15 5 2 75.0 2/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 8 4 0
3/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 36 33 4 52.2 3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 8 7 0
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 319 340 13 48.4 4/ 4 SPORTS GREATS (496) 2 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, KALTOS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, PAPER MARIO, since TEAM
CHAOS ELITE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see FERGUS HILL win a fight and gain 20 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, FERGUS HILL beat TWINK and TWINK lost 15 points. You're
breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, SUSHIE has
lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with
the old, in with the new, as FERGUS HILL takes the Title and last week's bar tab from
the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else
do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. THE MIDDLE WAY 5, I suppose you'll be glad to know you
were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And
it looks like PAPER MARIO avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph. JERI LOUGH was challenged more times this turn than
the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. And sending PELE to the Dark Arena was supposed to be
one of your better ideas, SPORTS GREATS? Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
What does the KALTOS arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FERGUS HILL 4805 18 16 0 93 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SUSHIE 4394 16 3 0 112 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TWINK 4396 12 7 1 79 PAPER MARIO (457)
STAR ROD 4391 15 5 0 78 PAPER MARIO (457)
GRETZKY 4873 6 2 0 73 SPORTS GREATS (496)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOMBETTE 4399 16 3 0 66 PAPER MARIO (457)
HELENE JUSTE 4875 5 4 0 66 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
JERI LOUGH 4840 6 18 0 62 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ORVERD QUILL 4834 11 13 1 61 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ELINDE GOSS 4841 9 14 0 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 4 3 0 39 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OVERKILL 4882 3 1 2 29 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
MOON CHILD 4878 3 1 0 28 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
IRON MAIDEN 4880 3 1 0 26 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
GODSMACK 4879 3 1 0 26 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
WRATHCHILD 4881 3 1 0 25 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 598 0 1 0 1 OVERKILL 4882 570 NONE
PELE 4847 5 1 0 SPORTS GREATS 496 WURM KIN 623 570 NONE
FEDERER 4883 0 2 0 SPORTS GREATS 496 BLACK ORC 616 570 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Federer -- You fight more like Chrissy Evert, but then again she's old and retired
...but could still kick your butt. -- Moon Child
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE -- Perhaps he had enough talant to write his own Epitaph -- verKill
Twink -- Ah, what an... ornament you are. Twinkie wink dink. Ping. Pwonkity plink.
-- Fergus Hill
Bombette -- Wow, what a SURPRISE to see YOU here! I'm just TOTALLY thrilled. --
Orverd Quill
P.S. You know, I don't think I do that "sarcasm" stuff well. I believe I'll pass on
it.
Star Rod -- Well, you can't be. It's cloudy. You can be an Occluded Rod or
something, though. -- Helene Juste
P.S. You might consider that the Mot Juste.
Wrathchild -- Considering the matter carefully, I don't think your team name "works."
The ideas of "chaos" and "elite" are mutually exclusive. No wonder you're wrathy. --
Elinde Goss
Tubba Blubba -- Isn't it amazing what roasting over a hot fire will do? -- Jeri Lough
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PELE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FEDERER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BOMBETTE luckily beat JERI LOUGH in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
TWINK slimly lost to FERGUS HILL in a 2 minute gory veteran's Title contest.
GRETZKY was subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute competition.
STAR ROD bested HELENE JUSTE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided duel.
ELINDE GOSS overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ORVERD QUILL overpowered GODSMACK in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MOON CHILD vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
IRON MAIDEN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
WRATHCHILD overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVERKILL easily killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 2 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 21 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 570 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE FERGUS HILL 4805 18 16 0 93 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK TWINK 4396 12 7 1 79 PAPER MARIO (457)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY STAR ROD 4391 15 5 0 78 PAPER MARIO (457)
STRIKING ATTACK GRETZKY 4873 6 2 0 73 SPORTS GREATS (496)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERI LOUGH 4840. The most popular warrior this turn
was JERI LOUGH 4840. The ten other most popular fighters were HELENE JUSTE 4875,
IRON MAIDEN 4880, FERGUS HILL 4805, ELINDE GOSS 4841, BOMBETTE 4399, TWINK 4396, STAR
ROD 4391, ORVERD QUILL 4834, MOON CHILD 4878, and GRETZKY 4873.
The least popular fighter this week was GODSMACK 4879. The other ten least popular
fighters were FEDERER 4883, PELE 4847, OVERKILL 4882, WRATHCHILD 4881, GRETZKY 4873,
MOON CHILD 4878, ORVERD QUILL 4834, STAR ROD 4391, TWINK 4396, and BOMBETTE 4399.