DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/20/2007    Duedate: 04/02/2007

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-570

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FERGUS HILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4805) [18-16-0,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FERGUS HILL                    OVERKILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
(5-4805) [18-16-0,93]          (5-4882) [3-1-2,29]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JERI LOUGH                     JERI LOUGH
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4840) [6-18-0,62]           (5-4840) [6-18-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      33
2. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)      22      PAPER MARIO (457)
3. PAPER MARIO (457)           -5      Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS GREATS (496)        -31
                                       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457)         63  21  1 75.0   1/ 3*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)    8  2 2
 2/ 2*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)    15   5  2 75.0   2/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457)         8  4 0
 3/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496)       36  33  4 52.2   3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    8  7 0
 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   319 340 13 48.4   4/ 4 SPORTS GREATS (496)       2  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, KALTOS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, PAPER MARIO, since TEAM 
CHAOS ELITE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see FERGUS HILL win a fight and gain 20 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, FERGUS HILL beat TWINK and TWINK lost 15 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, SUSHIE has 
lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with 
the old, in with the new, as FERGUS HILL takes the Title and last week's bar tab from 
the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else 
do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  THE MIDDLE WAY 5, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like PAPER MARIO avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be 
losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  JERI LOUGH was challenged more times this turn than 
the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  And sending PELE to the Dark Arena was supposed to be 
one of your better ideas, SPORTS GREATS?  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the KALTOS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FERGUS HILL 4805             18  16  0    93       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUSHIE 4394                  16   3  0   112       PAPER MARIO (457)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWINK 4396                   12   7  1    79       PAPER MARIO (457)
 STAR ROD 4391                15   5  0    78       PAPER MARIO (457)
 GRETZKY 4873                  6   2  0    73       SPORTS GREATS (496)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOMBETTE 4399                16   3  0    66       PAPER MARIO (457)
 HELENE JUSTE 4875             5   4  0    66       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 JERI LOUGH 4840               6  18  0    62       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 ORVERD QUILL 4834            11  13  1    61       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 ELINDE GOSS 4841              9  14  0    57       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395             4   3  0    39       PAPER MARIO (457)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERKILL 4882                 3   1  2    29       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
 MOON CHILD 4878               3   1  0    28       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
 IRON MAIDEN 4880              3   1  0    26       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
 GODSMACK 4879                 3   1  0    26       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
 WRATHCHILD 4881               3   1  0    25       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 598   0  1 0   1                   OVERKILL 4882         570 NONE    
PELE 4847              5  1 0 SPORTS GREATS 496     WURM KIN 623          570 NONE    
FEDERER 4883           0  2 0 SPORTS GREATS 496     BLACK ORC 616         570 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Federer -- You fight more like Chrissy Evert, but then again she's old and retired
...but could still kick your butt. -- Moon Child

EMBEZZLING SCRIBE -- Perhaps he had enough talant to write his own Epitaph -- verKill

Twink -- Ah, what an... ornament you are.  Twinkie wink dink.  Ping.  Pwonkity plink.
-- Fergus Hill

Bombette -- Wow, what a SURPRISE to see YOU here!  I'm just TOTALLY thrilled. --
Orverd Quill
P.S.  You know, I don't think I do that "sarcasm" stuff well.  I believe I'll pass on
it.

Star Rod -- Well, you can't be.  It's cloudy.  You can be an Occluded Rod or
something, though. -- Helene Juste
P.S.  You might consider that the Mot Juste.

Wrathchild -- Considering the matter carefully, I don't think your team name "works."
The ideas of "chaos" and "elite" are mutually exclusive.  No wonder you're wrathy. --
Elinde Goss

Tubba Blubba -- Isn't it amazing what roasting over a hot fire will do? -- Jeri Lough

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PELE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FEDERER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BOMBETTE luckily beat JERI LOUGH in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
TWINK slimly lost to FERGUS HILL in a 2 minute gory veteran's Title contest.
GRETZKY was subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute competition.
STAR ROD bested HELENE JUSTE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided duel.
ELINDE GOSS overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ORVERD QUILL overpowered GODSMACK in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MOON CHILD vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
IRON MAIDEN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
WRATHCHILD overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVERKILL easily killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   5 -  2      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  21 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 570 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FERGUS HILL 4805           18  16  0   93 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK   TWINK 4396                 12   7  1   79 PAPER MARIO (457)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      STAR ROD 4391              15   5  0   78 PAPER MARIO (457)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRETZKY 4873                6   2  0   73 SPORTS GREATS (496)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JERI LOUGH 4840.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JERI LOUGH 4840.  The ten other most popular fighters were HELENE JUSTE 4875, 
IRON MAIDEN 4880, FERGUS HILL 4805, ELINDE GOSS 4841, BOMBETTE 4399, TWINK 4396, STAR 
ROD 4391, ORVERD QUILL 4834, MOON CHILD 4878, and GRETZKY 4873.

The least popular fighter this week was GODSMACK 4879.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FEDERER 4883, PELE 4847, OVERKILL 4882, WRATHCHILD 4881, GRETZKY 4873, 
MOON CHILD 4878, ORVERD QUILL 4834, STAR ROD 4391, TWINK 4396, and BOMBETTE 4399.