DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/03/2007    Duedate: 04/16/2007

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-571

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FERGUS HILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4805) [19-16-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FERGUS HILL                    MOON CHILD
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
(5-4805) [19-16-0,102]         (5-4878) [4-1-0,44]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FERGUS HILL                    GRETZKY
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         SPORTS GREATS (496)
(5-4805) [19-16-0,102]         (5-4873) [7-2-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPORTS GREATS (496)         49
2. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)      46      PAPER MARIO (457)
3. PAPER MARIO (457)            5      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)       0
                                       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)    19   6  2 76.0   1/ 1*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)   12  3 2
 2/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457)         64  23  1 73.6   2/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    8  7 0
 3/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496)       39  33  5 54.2   3/ 2 PAPER MARIO (457)         7  4 0
 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   322 342 13 48.5   4/ 4 SPORTS GREATS (496)       4  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

      Well, Twink... thanks.  The political points from this position can't help but
improve my chances of graduating before death.  I don't know if a golem such as
yourself really grasps that concept, but I can assure you that to a human, it's very
important.
      So, thanks.

                                      Fergus Hill

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KALTOS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Now let's all watch SPORTS GREATS' 
heads swell from their 3-0-1 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big 
deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THORPE win a fight and gain 21 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DANGEROUS CRIMINAL beat ORVERD QUILL and ORVERD QUILL 
lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, 
KALTOS may be getting bland, as FERGUS HILL stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a 
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, 
don't you, KALTOS?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
KALTOS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like PAPER MARIO avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, TWINK was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that 
ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the KALTOS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of KALTOS.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds 
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FERGUS HILL 4805             19  16  0   102       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUSHIE 4394                  16   3  0   112       PAPER MARIO (457)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWINK 4396                   13   7  1    87       PAPER MARIO (457)
 GRETZKY 4873                  7   2  0    86       SPORTS GREATS (496)
 STAR ROD 4391                15   6  0    77       PAPER MARIO (457)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JERI LOUGH 4840               7  18  0    65       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BOMBETTE 4399                16   4  0    64       PAPER MARIO (457)
 ELINDE GOSS 4841             10  14  0    63       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 HELENE JUSTE 4875             5   5  0    61       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORVERD QUILL 4834            11  14  1    48       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 MOON CHILD 4878               4   1  0    44       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
 GODSMACK 4879                 4   1  0    42       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
 OVERKILL 4882                 4   1  2    39       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395             4   3  0    39       PAPER MARIO (457)
 IRON MAIDEN 4880              4   1  0    34       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATHCHILD 4881               3   2  0    21       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
 THORPE 4889                   1   0  1    21       SPORTS GREATS (496)
 FEDERER 4890                  1   0  0    15       SPORTS GREATS (496)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 601  0  1 0   1                   THORPE 4889           571 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bombette -- It's because you're so tall.  You loom over me overbearingly, not that I
suppose you can help it.  And today I just couldn't stand it.  What I mean is, this
is spring.  Sunshine, blue skies, birds on the lawn, flowers on the trees, who wants
to waste time in the arena hacking up a friend? -- Jeri Lough

Star Rod -- Do you ever get the feeling that in this arena, it's just you Paper
Marios and us Middle Ways?  Some days it borders on the tedious, but other days it
has the comfort of facing known opponents, even without having to challenge them. --
Helene Juste, feeling philosophical

I know I should loathe the Fratsfa Slave, based on our respective races, but he's
just pathetic.  His owner sent him to the arena as a punishment and then just forgot
about him.  He's been fighting here for YEARS.  (shudder)  Talk about your "fate
worse than death"! -- Elinde Goss

Godsmack -- Rotten match for you, even if you've probably got tourney fights.  Go
smack a god for all us gladiators. -- Orverd Quill

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOMBETTE was viciously subdued by GRETZKY in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
FERGUS HILL savagely defeated STAR ROD in a popular 8 minute veteran's Title melee.
TWINK devastated HELENE JUSTE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ELINDE GOSS overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JERI LOUGH vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ORVERD QUILL was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OVERKILL overcame FRATSFA SLAVE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's melee.
GODSMACK vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
IRON MAIDEN vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOON CHILD overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WRATHCHILD was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THORPE easily killed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
FEDERER devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   5 -  2      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  20 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 571 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FERGUS HILL 4805           19  16  0  102 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK   TWINK 4396                 13   7  1   87 PAPER MARIO (457)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRETZKY 4873                7   2  0   86 SPORTS GREATS (496)
TOTAL PARRY      STAR ROD 4391              15   6  0   77 PAPER MARIO (457)
SLASHING ATTACK  MOON CHILD 4878             4   1  0   44 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
BASHING ATTACK   GODSMACK 4879               4   1  0   42 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FERGUS HILL 4805.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GRETZKY 4873.  The ten other most popular fighters were FERGUS HILL 4805, 
ELINDE GOSS 4841, OVERKILL 4882, GODSMACK 4879, BOMBETTE 4399, TWINK 4396, JERI LOUGH 
4840, MOON CHILD 4878, WRATHCHILD 4881, and ORVERD QUILL 4834.

The least popular fighter this week was STAR ROD 4391.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HELENE JUSTE 4875, FEDERER 4890, THORPE 4889, IRON MAIDEN 4880, ORVERD 
QUILL 4834, WRATHCHILD 4881, MOON CHILD 4878, JERI LOUGH 4840, TWINK 4396, and 
BOMBETTE 4399.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FERGUS HILL (5-4805) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)