DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/29/2007 Duedate: 06/11/2007
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-575
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
STAR ROD
PAPER MARIO (457)
(5-4391) [19-6-0,97]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
STAR ROD MOON CHILD
PAPER MARIO (457) TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
(5-4391) [19-6-0,97] (5-4878) [6-3-0,56]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERI LOUGH JERI LOUGH
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4840) [9-20-0,76] (5-4840) [9-20-0,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 40
2. PAPER MARIO (457) 22 PAPER MARIO (457)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 1 Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS GREATS (496) 0
TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 72 27 1 72.7 1/ 3*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 8 7 1
2/ 2*TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 28 17 3 62.2 2/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 8 7 0
3- 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 42 35 6 54.5 3/ 2 PAPER MARIO (457) 6 3 0
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 335 349 13 49.0 4- 4 SPORTS GREATS (496) 3 2 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to KALTOS once again! Biff! Pow! KALTOS watched with glee as THE
MIDDLE WAY 5 got knocked off top spot by TEAM CHAOS ELITE! What's with IRON MAIDEN?
She actually beat KALTOS' THE USEROUS MERCHANT, and walked away with 19 more points
from the fight. Laughs were big at PAPER MARIO while they watched TWINK clobber
HELENE JUSTE. She lost 10 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the
stands. Har har har! Did GRETZKY wimp out, or just get lazy? Anyway, he's not
Duelmaster anymore. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for PAPER MARIO's outstanding
member, Duelmaster STAR ROD. I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip
about your fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... KALTOS thinks THE MIDDLE
WAY 5 and their 335-349-13 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up...
In my day, no team with a 333-346-13 would scare me off! What's the problem, PAPER
MARIO? How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, HELENE
JUSTE! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting
younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. KALTOS is
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Remember--a good
fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STAR ROD 4391 19 6 0 97 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRETZKY 4873 9 2 0 107 SPORTS GREATS (496)
TWINK 4396 14 9 1 91 PAPER MARIO (457)
ELINDE GOSS 4841 13 15 0 91 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOMBETTE 4399 19 5 0 82 PAPER MARIO (457)
JERI LOUGH 4840 9 20 0 76 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ORVERD QUILL 4834 13 16 1 73 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
HELENE JUSTE 4875 7 7 0 69 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOON CHILD 4878 6 3 0 56 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
IRON MAIDEN 4880 6 3 0 46 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
OVERKILL 4882 5 4 2 43 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 4 3 0 39 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WRATHCHILD 4881 6 3 0 28 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
GODSMACK 4879 5 4 1 27 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
GERDIG IBBINS 4902 3 0 0 25 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FEDERER 4890 2 0 1 17 SPORTS GREATS (496)
-JIM BROWN 4876 0 1 0 15 SPORTS GREATS (496)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROBO 4901 0 1 0 PAPER MARIO 457 FEDERER 4890 574
PERSONAL ADS
Federer -- Well, if you and your sports great buddies had to dispatch somebody Paper
Mario affiliated, I am the one -- 14-9-14-13-9-14-11 BA. -- Robo
What he really means, Federer, is YOU CAD! -- Luigi, Manager Paper Marios
Elinde & Jeri -- As usual, you were there for us. (Well, almost usual.) -- Star Rod
& Bombette
Jorja -- 10-46-23 = 10 criticals, 46 swings, 23 extra value hits. You can do it; we
can help. -- Home Depot Twink The Non Mathematician
Gretsky -- More salutes, Champ! -- Luigi and All The Paper Marios
Star Rod -- You know, I could have done without that. I think we should have ended
the fight at the end of the first minute, when the Commission observers claimed that
I was ahead. I liked being ahead. Of course, you just kept shrugging off the best I
could do until I was exhausted, which was NOT at all fun. Oh, well. -- Elinde Goss
Bombette -- You are one tough cookie, Bea. I'd a lot rather go shopping with you
(you could carry the packages and not even notice!) than fight you. Not that I
suppose either of us has much choice in this tiny arena. Do you suppose the
arenamaster uses a magnifying glass to track down his job? -- Jeri Lough
P.S. But at least he wouldn't need a microscope for it. At the present.
Moon Child -- Lady, I love you. Everyone on my team loves you. We appreciate your
kindness in allowing us to achieve a win over a managed warrior. Yes, okay, my
experience makes it a bit uneven, but if that's what it takes, well.... (shrug) I
wouldn't KILL you for a win, you know, not if I could possibly help it, so feel free
to come back for another go. -- Orverd Quill
P.S. Er, if it isn't a sensitive issue, why didn't you learn anything? I mean, I'm
not a rocket scientist, but I do have skills and I was demonstrating 'em like falling
down a cliff, you know. You should have learned something.
Gretzky -- Gah. You sportsmen! Too pushy and violent. I had to surrender right
away, before you performed a heart-ectomy on me. -- Helene Juste
P.S. How you managed to learn anything from me in that-- Oh, I see. I demonstrated
initiative in quitting while I was still alive.
A Convicted Thief. Really, this is ridiculous. What have I to do with thieves?
Somebody, I name no names but I have my suspicions, arranged this to caluminify me by
association, and I warn you all, I will get even! -- Gerdig Ibbins
Twink -- Aren't you? -- Fergus
Bombette -- Like heck! It was totally called for, in spades! -- Elinde Goss
Star Rod -- Or in your case, the mechanic? -- Orverd Quill
Jeri Lough -- I'm not fat, my clothes are padded. -- M. Tolovi Chardinee
P.S. And I happen to be very fond of sunflower seeds. They are a healthy snack.
Gerdig Ibbins -- You were mean to your little brother. We will remember. -- Hector
Jones, of the Famous Jones Brothers, Robbers of Banks
Wrathchild, Iron Maiden, and Godsmack -- I was in a bad mood. Sorry, not your fault.
-- Kish Alfors, Ambitious Guard
P.S. Blame it on the handicapper, black-hearted Marokand, who doesn't know better
than to draw to an inside straight and then had to take his loss out on me, fool that
he is. The man should not play poker. Especially right before making out the fight
rosters.
Overkill -- You don't know the meaning of the word. -- Zarvol Blackhand the Blood-
drinker, as dangerous as they come and not concerned with the petty restrictions of
"laws"
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TWINK devastated HELENE JUSTE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
STAR ROD demolished ORVERD QUILL in a 3 minute one-sided Title melee.
JERI LOUGH was defeated by BOMBETTE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's duel.
ELINDE GOSS savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
MOON CHILD devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OVERKILL devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GODSMACK was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
IRON MAIDEN vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WRATHCHILD defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute duel.
GERDIG IBBINS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 2 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 18 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 575 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY STAR ROD 4391 19 6 0 97 PAPER MARIO (457)
LUNGING ATTACK TWINK 4396 14 9 1 91 PAPER MARIO (457)
SLASHING ATTACK MOON CHILD 4878 6 3 0 56 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERI LOUGH 4840. The most popular warrior this turn
was JERI LOUGH 4840. The ten other most popular fighters were ELINDE GOSS 4841,
ORVERD QUILL 4834, TWINK 4396, STAR ROD 4391, BOMBETTE 4399, MOON CHILD 4878, IRON
MAIDEN 4880, GERDIG IBBINS 4902, OVERKILL 4882, and GODSMACK 4879.
The least popular fighter this week was HELENE JUSTE 4875. The other ten least
popular fighters were WRATHCHILD 4881, GODSMACK 4879, OVERKILL 4882, GERDIG IBBINS
4902, IRON MAIDEN 4880, MOON CHILD 4878, BOMBETTE 4399, STAR ROD 4391, TWINK 4396,
and ORVERD QUILL 4834.