DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/26/2007 Duedate: 07/09/2007
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-577
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRETZKY
SPORTS GREATS (496)
(5-4873) [10-2-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRETZKY POSITION IS EMPTY
SPORTS GREATS (496)
(5-4873) [10-2-0,116]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERI LOUGH JERI LOUGH
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4840) [9-22-0,77] (5-4840) [9-22-0,77]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PAPER MARIO (457)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPORTS GREATS (496) 36
2. PAPER MARIO (457) 27 PAPER MARIO (457)
3. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 10 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) -1
SCARLET KNIGHTS (326)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 78 28 1 73.6 1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 9 1 0
2/ 2 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 32 23 3 58.2 2/ 2 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 8 7 0
3/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 44 37 7 54.3 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 6 9 0
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 339 355 13 48.8 4/ 4 SPORTS GREATS (496) 2 2 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Star Rod: Luigi, if I have to write one of those DM Columns, I'm going on
strike."
Luigi: O.K.
Star Rod
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of KALTOS. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. SPORTS GREATS had cause
to celebrate, after WOODS got 17 points by beating CLANK. ELINDE GOSS certainly had
a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to TWINK and losing 9 points in the
process! Can you believe it? STAR ROD apparently has better things to do as KALTOS'
Duelmaster than show up and fight! What can be a greater victory? GRETZKY has taken
his place as the top, as KALTOS' new Duelmaster. So who was the warrior seen
charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic
problem...
So much to report, so little time! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the
lion, so did the "warriors" in KALTOS avoid THE MIDDLE WAY 5. As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of PAPER MARIO, so did that sorry team shy from THE
MIDDLE WAY 5 Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral
hygiene? Whatever it is, JERI LOUGH is the most challenged warrior.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in KALTOS would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for KALTOS? On that
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRETZKY 4873 10 2 0 116 SPORTS GREATS (496)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TWINK 4396 16 9 1 105 PAPER MARIO (457)
-STAR ROD 4391 20 6 0 100 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELINDE GOSS 4841 13 17 0 86 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
HELENE JUSTE 4875 8 8 0 85 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
BOMBETTE 4399 20 6 0 80 PAPER MARIO (457)
JERI LOUGH 4840 9 22 0 77 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ORVERD QUILL 4834 14 17 1 73 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GERDIG IBBINS 4902 5 0 0 58 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOON CHILD 4878 7 4 0 47 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
IRON MAIDEN 4880 7 4 0 47 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
OVERKILL 4882 6 5 2 44 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 4 3 0 39 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WRATHCHILD 4881 7 4 0 28 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
FEDERER 4890 3 0 2 26 SPORTS GREATS (496)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLANK 4903 2 0 0 21 PAPER MARIO (457)
WOODS 4872 0 1 0 17 SPORTS GREATS (496)
JIM BROWN 4876 0 2 0 16 SPORTS GREATS (496)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGAR 600 0 1 0 1 FEDERER 4890 577 NONE
ROBO 4901 0 1 0 PAPER MARIO 457 FEDERER 4890 574
GODSMACK 4879 5 6 1 TEAM CHAOS ELITE 509 WURM KIN 623 577 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Elinde -- Like Helene, you belong to me. But you both take so much effort that I
believe I am going to take a nap. -- Star Rod
Jeri -- A great battle between a pair of tiddly-winks! -- Twink
Helene -- I just don't have it anymore. I need to go buy some shoes and drown my
sorrows. -- Bombette
Star Rod -- Gods, golem, graduate already! We need to see a little new lubricating
fluid on the sands here. -- Elinde Goss, mostly fed up with distant family members
who show up and talk for HOURS about people I never heard of and don't miss
Twink -- I wonder what would happen if I sprayed a diluted pine-tar tincture on you?
It might at least dim that oppressive "twink twink" thing you've got going. -- Jeri
Lough, who had to listen to Elinde's distant cousins because they were camped right
THERE in the main room of the guildhouse
Bombette -- Ha! Got your detonator wet, did you? Well, there's been enough rain. --
Helene Juste
Well, why SHOULDN'T I lose to M. Chardinee? He knows lots of stuff. He's been
fighting for more than twenty years. He's GOOD. -- Orverd Quill
Moon Child -- Ah, but the arena is no place for a child, is it? -- Gerdig Ibbins
P.S. I'm not usually the "nice guy" type, but you bring it out in me.
Twink -- If you weren't a golem, it might be worth pursuing. As it is...no. --
Helene Juste
Star Rod -- I know. I guess that's why you're spoiled rotten, isn't it? -- Orverd
Quill
Rovalo d'Kormachi, formerly of Mordant -- Nah, the "low type" is YOU. I can tell. --
Gerdig Ibbins
P.S. After all, you're short. That's what it MEANS to be low, right?
Wilbothe of Andor, Respectable Assassin -- It's the whole idea of assassination being
a feasible avenue of, ah, settling disputes that I can't stomach. It cuts off all
other possibilities, very, you will pardon the phrase, "Dead End." -- Elinde Goss
Clank -- You make enough noise to wake the dead, boy. -- Lewis Jones, the Black Sheep
of the Famous Jones Brothers, non-robber of banks
Godsmack -- Ah, and the other hand now! Excellent. -- Zarvol Blackhand the Blood-
drinker, Dangerous Criminal
Wrathchild -- Ho! You think to come the haughty with me? Useless. -- Zarvol
Blackhand the Blood-drinker
Overkill -- (whimper) -- Larsanthek of Kurukar and Fratsfa
P.S. Hey, it's been a hard life since I was captured in childhood by the Fratsfans,
I NEED to whimper now and then.
Iron Maiden -- (wistful sigh) Beautiful and cruel. -- Geroge Maloth, Captured Orc
but not a wild beast, you know
Orverd Quill -- You're an ass, man. -- M. Tolovi Chardinee
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GODSMACK was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TWINK vanquished ELINDE GOSS in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
BOMBETTE luckily beat JERI LOUGH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge duel.
OVERKILL was savagely defeated by GERDIG IBBINS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GRETZKY vanquished HELENE JUSTE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ORVERD QUILL overpowered IRON MAIDEN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MOON CHILD overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
WRATHCHILD won victory over JIM BROWN in a 2 minute fight.
FEDERER slaughtered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLANK overpowered WOODS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 2 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 1 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 20 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 577 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK GRETZKY 4873 10 2 0 116 SPORTS GREATS (496)
LUNGING ATTACK TWINK 4396 16 9 1 105 PAPER MARIO (457)
TOTAL PARRY BOMBETTE 4399 20 6 0 80 PAPER MARIO (457)
SLASHING ATTACK MOON CHILD 4878 7 4 0 47 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERI LOUGH 4840. The most popular warrior this turn
was JERI LOUGH 4840. The ten other most popular fighters were MOON CHILD 4878, TWINK
4396, GERDIG IBBINS 4902, WRATHCHILD 4881, CLANK 4903, GRETZKY 4873, ORVERD QUILL
4834, JIM BROWN 4876, GODSMACK 4879, and BOMBETTE 4399.
The least popular fighter this week was IRON MAIDEN 4880. The other ten least
popular fighters were HELENE JUSTE 4875, OVERKILL 4882, ELINDE GOSS 4841, WOODS 4872,
FEDERER 4890, BOMBETTE 4399, GODSMACK 4879, JIM BROWN 4876, ORVERD QUILL 4834, and
GRETZKY 4873.