DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/10/2007 Duedate: 07/23/2007 KALTOS ARENA DM-5 TURN-578 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS TWINK PAPER MARIO (457) (5-4396) [17-9-1,114] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader TWINK POSITION IS EMPTY PAPER MARIO (457) (5-4396) [17-9-1,114] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite JERI LOUGH ELINDE GOSS THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) (5-4840) [10-22-0,94] (5-4841) [13-18-0,83] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM PAPER MARIO (457) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 20 2. PAPER MARIO (457) 11 PAPER MARIO (457) 3. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 8 Unchartered Team 4. SPORTS GREATS (496) -17 (-1) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 80 29 1 73.4 1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 8 2 0 2/ 2 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 35 25 3 58.3 2/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 7 8 0 3/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 44 40 7 52.4 3/ 2 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 7 8 0 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 342 357 13 48.9 4/ 4 SPORTS GREATS (496) 2 5 1 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out KALTOS to see what's new. MVP award for IRON MAIDEN? TEAM CHAOS ELITE's proud of her after beating GERDIG IBBINS and getting 19 points. Talk about yer major upsets! GERDIG IBBINS' match with IRON MAIDEN cost him a loss of 15 points! Was that a tear I saw in TWINK's eye, as it took over Duelmastership? And wasn't GRETZKY fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. SPORTS GREATS was the most avoided team. Is a 44-40-7 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are PAPER MARIO? SPORTS GREATS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is TWINK popular, or what? It was challenged the most in all of KALTOS! It's got a 17-9-1, is that good? Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All KALTOS ever talks about is fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. KALTOS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TWINK 4396 17 9 1 114 PAPER MARIO (457) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -STAR ROD 4391 20 6 0 100 PAPER MARIO (457) GRETZKY 4873 10 3 0 97 SPORTS GREATS (496) JERI LOUGH 4840 10 22 0 94 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HELENE JUSTE 4875 9 8 0 87 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) ELINDE GOSS 4841 13 18 0 83 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) ORVERD QUILL 4834 15 17 1 80 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) BOMBETTE 4399 20 7 0 77 PAPER MARIO (457) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME IRON MAIDEN 4880 8 4 0 66 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MOON CHILD 4878 8 4 0 54 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) GERDIG IBBINS 4902 5 1 0 43 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) -TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 4 3 0 39 PAPER MARIO (457) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WRATHCHILD 4881 8 4 0 33 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) OVERKILL 4882 6 6 2 32 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) CLANK 4903 3 0 0 26 PAPER MARIO (457) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FEDERER 4890 3 1 2 22 SPORTS GREATS (496) -WOODS 4872 0 1 0 17 SPORTS GREATS (496) ALICE IN CHAINS 4904 0 1 0 1 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? ROBO 4901 0 1 0 PAPER MARIO 457 FEDERER 4890 574 NOT REVE JIM BROWN 4876 0 3 0 SPORTS GREATS 496 BLACK ORC 616 578 NONE PERSONAL ADS Helene -- Sigh. How dare you discriminate like that! I am a very nice golem, I'll have you know. -- Twink Jeri -- A twink a day keeps the blues away. -- Twink Gretzky again is top dog. Salute. Let's send him to the Hall Of Fame. -- Luigi, Paper Marios Black Sheep Mr. Jones -- I will try very hard not to make noise, but it seems to be in my blood. -- Clank Jeri -- Fighting you and winning made my day. Perhaps I have some fight left in me yet?! I have been working out with grenades. -- Bombette Woods -- That was a funny sound from your driver. It sounded distinctly like a..... ............................. -- Clank Sports Greats -- Got a killer in that Federer, eh? -- Luigi Twink -- You idiot! Of course I hurt! That was my last pair of good stockings you ruined, how could I NOT hurt? Your actions were cruel and thoughtless. Of course, as a golem, you're probably designed to be cruel and thoughtless. Golems are the bane of modern society. I think we should destroy them all. -- Elinde Goss Bombette -- I don't know how you can keep moving like that in this humidity. From where I sit and sweat, nothing should move but the corn, which is growing visibly. So visibly, it's exhausting just to watch. -- Jeri Lough Overkill -- Good gods, man! Er, golem. Don't get carried away! Intensity can be your bane if you don't keep it on a tight leash. So to speak. -- Gerdig Ibbins Gretzky -- Well, at least you're a man and not a golem. -- Helene Juste P.S. I did train with the mimes for a while. They have a great school of dance. But I wanted to sing, as well, so they asked me to leave. In a manner of speaking. Iron Maiden -- Wow, I love it when women stare at me like that. (flex, flex) Look your fill, babe. They don't make many bods this great. -- Orverd Quill Star Rod -- It figures. No stamina. -- Elinde Goss Bombette -- Watch out for the sling-back pumps. They're nothing but trouble. -- Helene M. Tolovi Chardinee -- So? -- Orverd Quill LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JIM BROWN was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight. BOMBETTE was savagely defeated by JERI LOUGH in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee. IRON MAIDEN devastated GERDIG IBBINS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. GRETZKY was defeated by TWINK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Title match. ORVERD QUILL viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. ELINDE GOSS slimly lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's competition. HELENE JUSTE won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute duel. MOON CHILD vanquished FEDERER in a 1 minute uneven fight. OVERKILL was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight. WRATHCHILD overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided melee. CLANK overpowered ALICE IN CHAINS in a 1 minute one-sided match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 - 0 72 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 13 - 2 59 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 - 0 55 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 20 - 2 55 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 1 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 578 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK TWINK 4396 17 9 1 114 PAPER MARIO (457) STRIKING ATTACK GRETZKY 4873 10 3 0 97 SPORTS GREATS (496) TOTAL PARRY BOMBETTE 4399 20 7 0 77 PAPER MARIO (457) SLASHING ATTACK IRON MAIDEN 4880 8 4 0 66 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is JERI LOUGH 4840. The most popular warrior this turn was ELINDE GOSS 4841. The ten other most popular fighters were JERI LOUGH 4840, ORVERD QUILL 4834, IRON MAIDEN 4880, HELENE JUSTE 4875, JIM BROWN 4876, GRETZKY 4873, TWINK 4396, WRATHCHILD 4881, CLANK 4903, and BOMBETTE 4399. The least popular fighter this week was ALICE IN CHAINS 4904. The other ten least popular fighters were OVERKILL 4882, FEDERER 4890, GERDIG IBBINS 4902, MOON CHILD 4878, BOMBETTE 4399, CLANK 4903, WRATHCHILD 4881, TWINK 4396, GRETZKY 4873, and JIM BROWN 4876. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: TWINK (5-4396) PAPER MARIO (457) SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ATLANTA! Our next summer FTF will be held in Atlanta, Georgia, July 27-29, 2007. It will be held at the Sheraton Buckhead Hotel in Atlanta, on 3405 Lenox Road NE (404-261-9250). Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy. There is a free shuttle from the MARTA station two blocks away and free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--ask for the Reality Simulations room block. Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!