DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/04/2007 Duedate: 09/17/2007
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-582
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRETZKY
SPORTS GREATS (496)
(5-4873) [13-3-0,130]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRETZKY POSITION IS EMPTY
SPORTS GREATS (496)
(5-4873) [13-3-0,130]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERI LOUGH ELINDE GOSS
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4840) [12-24-0,98] (5-4841) [15-20-0,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PAPER MARIO (457) 11
2. SPORTS GREATS (496) 7 PAPER MARIO (457)
3. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 0 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) -7
UMBRA'S GUARD (434)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 87 35 3 71.3 1/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 7 8 0
2- 2 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 42 28 3 60.0 2/ 4 SPORTS GREATS (496) 5 1 0
3/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 50 42 7 54.3 3/ 2 PAPER MARIO (457) 5 5 1
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 351 368 13 48.8 4- 1 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 578): HORTATOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 461): 4 BRIDGES of OUT THE WINDOW (JE, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 586): ULDI SHOON of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 582): FOOT BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 581): HELENE JUSTE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 585): GEN. JACKSON of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 583): MOSES of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 577): LIRVEL MOORN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 569): AKAI of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 568): CANNON FODDER of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 542): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 532): DASHER of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 237): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 519): CELIE SHATTERSTONE of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 468): BLACK CLANSMAN of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 224): GLUM of JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 212): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 416): ERFIN GORAM of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 189): CRYBABY of OUTLAWS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 460): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 578): SHE'S CRAFTY (Swinetiger, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 461): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 585): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 582): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 581): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 584): MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 583): IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 577): THE ABYSMALS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 569): BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 568): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 36 JHANS (turn 542): FRIENDLY FIRE (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 532): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 237): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 518): ELEMENTS OF ZEN (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 468): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 223): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 210): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 416): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 189): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 460) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 578): HORTATOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
PRAESENTIUS of ROMAN EMPIRE (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 586): ULDI SHOON of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 582): FOOT BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 580): STAR ROD of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 585): GEN. JACKSON of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 577): LIRVEL MOORN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 569): AKAI of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
(turn 568): VOLITAN LIONFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 532): DASHER of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 517): DELARWARE RUN of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 468): BLACK CLANSMAN of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
(turn 467): AILLENDEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 416): ERFIN GORAM of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well! That was graceful and even generous, Star Rod. I wasn't sure a golem
could do things like that. Enjoy your trip to the Isle, and take care not to fall
into the lake there. Or here, either, for that matter. I understand that immersion
is bad for golems.
Helene Juste
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. We now have a new top team for all of you guys
to dogpile on. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 now holds the crown and they are betting they can
keep it. Hey everybody, watch out for GERDIG IBBINS, who flew up 10 points in the
rankings after mashing WOODS like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling
like a basher in the top ten was ORVERD QUILL, who dropped 10 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with VENOMOUS CONCUBINE. In front of all the
crowds, GRETZKY took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that THE MIDDLE WAY 5 was most
avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of THE MIDDLE WAY 5's
warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your
rasberries, cause SPORTS GREATS beats feet every time THE MIDDLE WAY 5 smiles at
them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, GERDIG IBBINS
would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been fun, and I'm sure you
enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be
leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRETZKY 4873 13 3 0 130 SPORTS GREATS (496)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERI LOUGH 4840 12 24 0 98 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-BOMBETTE 4399 22 8 0 97 PAPER MARIO (457)
HELENE JUSTE 4875 11 10 0 93 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELINDE GOSS 4841 15 20 0 82 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-MOON CHILD 4878 10 4 0 81 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
ORVERD QUILL 4834 17 19 1 80 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IRON MAIDEN 4880 8 6 0 56 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-WRATHCHILD 4881 10 4 0 51 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-OVERKILL 4882 8 6 2 47 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
GERDIG IBBINS 4902 6 4 0 43 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 4 3 0 39 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOODS 4872 1 2 0 27 SPORTS GREATS (496)
CLANK 4903 5 2 1 24 PAPER MARIO (457)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALI 4910 2 0 0 23 SPORTS GREATS (496)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALICE IN CHAINS 4904 1 2 0 10 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-TINY TOES 4913 1 1 0 4 PAPER MARIO (457)
SLINKY 4915 0 1 0 1 PAPER MARIO (457)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGAR 600 0 1 0 1 CLANK 4903 582 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Oh and four!? Three for the Sports Greats and one for The Middle Way 5? Oh, me!
Oh, my! But we were the fifth best team on the move at -40! Hornswaggle! Life
sucksbigtime! -- Luigi, Paper Marios
Huh, THAT was disappointing. The Veteran Mercenary has this trick he does with a
wine cup, two raw eggs, and a fork, and I was hoping he'd teach me THAT. Instead, a
single measly attack skill. I had to wash the measles off before I could even use
it. -- Orverd Quill
NOTHING I could do would make the Venomous Concubine tell me where she gets her hair
done. I'm sure she's annoying on purpose. -- Jeri Lough
Oh, gods, the Khalhums Dwarf. I'm allergic to dwarves you know. It's a fur thing.
-- Elinde Goss
Hey, I got sympathy for the Captured Orc, okay? I was almost an orc myself. --
Gerdig Ibbins
Star Rod -- Well, I WOULD have, but I couldn't figure out how! There isn't a lot one
can DO with a neuter golem. Well, maybe I should rephrase that...not much I could do
and talk about in the newsletter! -- Elinde Goss
Bombette -- Soon, my fiery sweet! But ugly reality has reared its head, and I must
find sufficient silver to pay for a boat. Way too far to swim! -- Fergus Hill
Tiny Toes -- You're welcome. We try to do our best most times. -- Lurvayne to'Kass,
a gambler and scribe
Gerdig Ibbins -- You're an overgrown idiot, but you probably already knew that. --
Geroge Maloth, Captured Orc but I'm escaping any day now
Elinde Goss -- You're a fine size, and I like the red hair. (twirls his mustache)
Maybe I'll carry you off to my lair and have my wicked way with you? -- Oskan
Steeltooth of Khalhums
Jeri Lough -- Do not suppose for an instant that I will give away my secrets to
someone who pursues the unwomanly career of gladiator. -- Devrie Scatha, Concubine
Out of Favor
Orverd Quill -- An encounter with you is an education. I would not have believed
"stupid" could reach such depths. I demonstrated NINE superior arena skills, and you
kept on nattering about an egg. -- Venzo da'Kraliano, Mercenary and Sword for Hire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WOODS was devastated by GERDIG IBBINS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HELENE JUSTE was vanquished by GRETZKY in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
JERI LOUGH demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
ORVERD QUILL slimly lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
ELINDE GOSS narrowly defeated M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
CLANK assassinated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ALI viciously subdued SLINKY in a 1 minute gruesome novice's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 23 - 3 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 582 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK GRETZKY 4873 13 3 0 130 SPORTS GREATS (496)
LUNGING ATTACK GERDIG IBBINS 4902 6 4 0 43 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERI LOUGH 4840. The most popular warrior this turn
was ELINDE GOSS 4841. The ten other most popular fighters were JERI LOUGH 4840, ALI
4910, GERDIG IBBINS 4902, GRETZKY 4873, ORVERD QUILL 4834, CLANK 4903, WOODS 4872,
HELENE JUSTE 4875, SLINKY 4915, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was SLINKY 4915. The other ten least popular
fighters were HELENE JUSTE 4875, WOODS 4872, CLANK 4903, ORVERD QUILL 4834, GRETZKY
4873, GERDIG IBBINS 4902, ALI 4910, JERI LOUGH 4840, ELINDE GOSS 4841, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GRETZKY (5-4873) SPORTS GREATS (496)