DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/27/2007 Duedate: 12/10/2007
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-588
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BOMBETTE
PAPER MARIO (457)
(5-4399) [28-8-0,129]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BOMBETTE POSITION IS EMPTY
PAPER MARIO (457)
(5-4399) [28-8-0,129]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JERI LOUGH JERI LOUGH
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4840) [13-29-0,103] (5-4840) [13-29-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPORTS GREATS (496) 70
2. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 62 PAPER MARIO (457)
3. PAPER MARIO (457) 15 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) -16
WOLF PACK II (422)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 98 40 4 71.0 1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 10 5 0
2/ 2 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 55 42 4 56.7 2/ 2 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 8 6 1
3/ 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 60 47 10 56.1 3/ 3 PAPER MARIO (457) 7 1 1
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 369 380 13 49.3 4/ 4 SPORTS GREATS (496) 5 3 3
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 584): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 467): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 592): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 588): PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 587): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 591): HOFFA of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 589): FATALITY of BRUTAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 583): SIR CUMFERENCE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 575): DARTH SION of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 574): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 548): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 240): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 525): RHINO of BEASTIAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 474): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 227): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 215): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 422): DARTH SIDIUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 192): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 466): THE CUTICLE DANCE of DON'T ASK (TUM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 584): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 467): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 592): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 588): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 587): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 591): KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 589): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 583): THE ABYSMALS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 575): BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 574): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 548): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 240): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 525): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 474): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 227): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 215): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 422): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 192): ANTIQUATED LEGACY (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 466) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): LARRY KING of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
COMICUS of ROMAN EMPIRE (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 467): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 588): ULTIMATE PAIN of LUROCIANS 22 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
(turn 587): M1A1 of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
LEOPARD of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 587): HELENE JUSTE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 583): PERSEA QUELL of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 575): DARTH SION of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
PROGIDY, DAMMIT! Of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
XYLICARE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
(turn 574): INDENTURED OARSMAN of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
SOUND THE VANILLA! of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 524): ROCKSOCK of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 473): JACINTHE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Little Bo Bombette has lost her sheep.
And couldn't tell where to bomb them.
Leave them alone. They'll come home.
As rack of lamb.
Bom, bom, bom, bom, Bombette!
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Say what you will about blind luck and dirty
fighting, but TEAM CHAOS ELITE will tell you 55-42-4 is nothing to laugh at...
Practice pays for MOON CHILD, who pummelled ORVERD QUILL, to pocket 20 points. Win
some, lose some. Speaking of which, MOON CHILD was winsome, after beating ORVERD
QUILL and seeing him lose 21 points. Duelmaster BOMBETTE from PAPER MARIO is going
for the gold, as she challenged THE MIDDLE WAY 5's JERI LOUGH. Ooh, the excitement!
JERI LOUGH found out that KALTOS isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be
Duelmaster here! So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and
challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Perhaps the warriors of TEAM CHAOS ELITE should
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... Like a pup with its tail
between its legs, PAPER MARIO scurried away from TEAM CHAOS ELITE. Oh, the shame!
Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and JERI LOUGH is it right now. Most
challenged warrior. Isn't THE MIDDLE WAY 5 proud! Mismatched by 8 points, ZAHARIUS
lost to SLINKY. Is this really worth noting? I thought SLINKY showed great skill
and promise when he subdued ZAHARIUS. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Those who owe WOODS of SPORTS GREATS money and had written him off, take note: he'S
BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena wasn't
enough for ALI of SPORTS GREATS. Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Victory
Tavern will be! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts
in the arena. A certain tavern in KALTOS would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Like a mixed metaphor, and
an overtaxed simile, I now bid KALTOS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOMBETTE 4399 28 8 0 129 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JERI LOUGH 4840 13 29 0 103 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
MOON CHILD 4878 12 7 0 102 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORVERD QUILL 4834 21 21 1 85 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
GERDIG IBBINS 4902 11 5 0 85 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
IRON MAIDEN 4880 11 9 0 82 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
ELINDE GOSS 4841 19 22 0 79 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OVERKILL 4882 12 8 2 55 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
CLANK 4903 8 3 1 53 PAPER MARIO (457)
ALI 4910 4 1 1 53 SPORTS GREATS (496)
WOODS 4872 3 4 1 52 SPORTS GREATS (496)
ALICE IN CHAINS 4904 5 4 1 43 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 4 3 0 39 PAPER MARIO (457)
WRATHCHILD 4881 10 8 0 38 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-INSANITY 4625 3 1 0 38 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLINKY 4915 2 3 1 23 PAPER MARIO (457)
MONTANA 4918 1 0 0 15 SPORTS GREATS (496)
BRADY 4917 1 0 1 14 SPORTS GREATS (496)
ZAHARIUS 4916 2 1 0 7 SPORTS GREATS (496)
-TINY TOES 4913 1 3 0 6 PAPER MARIO (457)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 BRADY 4917 588 NONE
SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA ALI 4910 588 NONE
WURM KIN 0 0 0 DARK ARENA WOODS 4872 588 NONE
TY COBB 4914 1 1 0 SPORTS GREATS 496 ALICE IN CHAINS 4904 587
PERSONAL ADS
Moon Child -- What did I do to you? Very little, actually. I think you are just
being affected by the tides. My grandma is bothered like that. -- Bombette
P.S. Go take it out on Overd.
Jorja -- Cider, wine, ale, etc, etc. Bring 'em on! -- Luigi
Jeri -- I know; I know; we shopped way too long. -- Bombette
Wrathchild -- That noise you heard was not from my weapon, but rather from the
surface with which it hit. -- Clank
Bombette -- Do you ever get the feeling that, much as we like each other, it would be
good to have TOTALLY NEW opponents sometimes? Graduate, dammit. -- Jeri Lough
Iron Maiden -- I don't think I could face a corset like that. I like a little
flexibility. -- Elinde Goss
M. Tolovi Chardinee -- Your courtesy knows no bounds, sir. My thanks. -- Helene
Juste
Moon Child -- When the moon is full, does it make you kind of crazy or something? I
mean, why did you quit? -- Orverd Quill the puzzled
I never did like Kung-Fu. -- Gerdig Ibbins
Bombette -- I knew that. It shows all over you. -- Jeri
P.S. Probably the feathers, which are what they call "strategically placed."
Our congratulations to Dead Tourney Victor Insanity. We hope you don't regret coming
back. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
Lady Protector Helene Juste -- Must you leave? Could you not enter retirement here
on Kaltos where we could bask in your loveliness for another year? I bet I could
find you a pleasant apartment with a view over the bay. And the Chardinee says he
can get you a suite of furniture. Stay! -- Arenamaster Troktai
Slinky -- They all say that. -- Lurvayne to'Kass, a gambler and scribe
Elinde Goss -- No, of course I don't. No sane person would enjoy gladiation. But I
almost have enough saved up to open my own hat shop. Then I will be done with
concubinage forever, and someone else can take the job. -- Devrie Scatha, Concubine
Out of Favor
Helene Juste -- M'lady, your concern is touching. Might I be the first to ask you
out for dinner, if you take up Troktai's offer? Or at least the second, since he
seems to want to take you to dinner himself. Tell me I won't come behind the
Chardinee! -- Venzo da'Kraliano, Mercenary and Sword for Hire
P.S. I think "rough diamond" to describe Jeri Lough is an understatement.
Helene Juste -- You are always devastating, fair one. -- M. Tolovi Chardinee
Gerdig Ibbins -- If you don't practice, you probably won't survive, and even if you
do survive, you will be a laughingstock on the Isle of the Eye. -- Master Fu Toledo,
Expert of Esoteric Martial Arts
Zaharius -- I show up EVERY DAY, just in case I might be needed, and THIS is the
thanks I get? Cheese. -- Rovalo d'Kormachi, formerly of Mordant
3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WOODS butchered WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ALI slaughtered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BOMBETTE luckily beat JERI LOUGH in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
SLINKY savagely defeated ZAHARIUS in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ORVERD QUILL was devastated by MOON CHILD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HELENE JUSTE defeated M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
GERDIG IBBINS viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 2 minute competition.
ELINDE GOSS was viciously subdued by IRON MAIDEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WRATHCHILD lost to CLANK in a popular 1 minute duel.
OVERKILL savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory expert vs. novice match.
ALICE IN CHAINS subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BRADY easily killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MONTANA demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 3 - 0 79 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 1 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 19 - 3 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 588 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BOMBETTE 4399 28 8 0 129 PAPER MARIO (457)
SLASHING ATTACK MOON CHILD 4878 12 7 0 102 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
LUNGING ATTACK GERDIG IBBINS 4902 11 5 0 85 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
BASHING ATTACK CLANK 4903 8 3 1 53 PAPER MARIO (457)
STRIKING ATTACK ALICE IN CHAINS 4904 5 4 1 43 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
AIMED BLOW WRATHCHILD 4881 10 8 0 38 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JERI LOUGH 4840. The most popular warrior this turn
was JERI LOUGH 4840. The ten other most popular fighters were GERDIG IBBINS 4902,
SLINKY 4915, IRON MAIDEN 4880, OVERKILL 4882, ALICE IN CHAINS 4904, CLANK 4903, WOODS
4872, ALI 4910, MOON CHILD 4878, and BRADY 4917.
The least popular fighter this week was ELINDE GOSS 4841. The other ten least
popular fighters were ZAHARIUS 4916, MONTANA 4918, WRATHCHILD 4881, ORVERD QUILL
4834, BOMBETTE 4399, BRADY 4917, MOON CHILD 4878, ALI 4910, WOODS 4872, and CLANK
4903.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HELENE JUSTE (5-4875) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)