DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/15/2008 Duedate: 04/28/2008
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-598
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BOMBETTE
PAPER MARIO (457)
(5-4399) [37-9-0,152]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BOMBETTE POSITION IS EMPTY
PAPER MARIO (457)
(5-4399) [37-9-0,152]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ORVERD QUILL ORVERD QUILL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4834) [22-30-1,105] (5-4834) [22-30-1,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 27
2. PAPER MARIO (457) 14 PAPER MARIO (457)
3. CASSEY'S CREW (112) 12 Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS GREATS (496) 0
5. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 0BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP (429)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 121 48 6 71.6 1/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 7 8 0
2- 2 SPORTS GREATS (496) 73 60 14 54.9 2/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 5 2 1
3- 3 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 70 60 4 53.8 3- 4 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509) 3 1 0
4/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 392 407 15 49.1 4- 3 SPORTS GREATS (496) 2 0 1
5/ 6 CASSEY'S CREW (112) 98 124 8 44.1 5/ 6 CASSEY'S CREW (112) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 594): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 477): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 602): GNOCCHI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 598): FUZZ BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 597): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 601): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 599): N'ORLEANS NORA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 593): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 585): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 584): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 558): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 548): MATTEO of BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 245): SHRUG of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 535): BLAZING BLUR of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 484): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 232): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 220): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 432): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 196): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 476): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 594): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 477): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 602): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 598): F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 597): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 601): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 599): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 593): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 585): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 584): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 557): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 548): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 245): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 535): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 484): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 232): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 220): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 432): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 196): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 476) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 596): ELINDE GOSS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 597): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 585): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 584): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 533): HOLLYMOOP of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
All I can say is look at that Woods! Wow! 8-5-3! I knew he could kill a
drive, but now he's killing off Kaltosians! That Papa Bear must be one mean, mean
manager. He's probably a grizzly.
He's getting close. Is he after me?
Bombette, DM XIII
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in KALTOS since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Woof! PAPER MARIO were a
bunch of dogs after THE MIDDLE WAY 5 got through with 'em! 2nd ain't so sweet as
1st! What's with FELISSA HURM? She actually beat KALTOS' EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, and
walked away with 15 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at CASSEY'S CREW
while they watched SASHA clobber KATIRONA MURH. She lost 4 points and got bruised
from objects thrown from the stands. KALTOS has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back
and get lazy. She challenged THE MIDDLE WAY 5's ORVERD QUILL (22-30-1), which should
prove (ahem!) interesting. Try as he might, ORVERD QUILL wasn't good enough at
persuading BOMBETTE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... Wouldn't it be nice
to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of
convicted prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... KALTOS thinks SPORTS
GREATS and their 73-60-14 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up...
Management must be dealin', as the boys at PAPER MARIO ain't reelin'! SPORTS GREATS'
mad! What do people see in ORVERD QUILL? His 22-30-1? THE MIDDLE WAY 5 ain't
talkin', but he's got 105 points.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. CHRISTINA of CASSEY'S CREW didn't know when to
quit. When you've got a 3-7-0, that's a good sign. Now she's dead. Many a warrior
has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. The end
of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Time for my
medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOMBETTE 4399 37 9 0 152 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CLANK 4903 14 5 2 110 PAPER MARIO (457)
ORVERD QUILL 4834 22 30 1 105 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-WOODS 4872 8 5 3 92 SPORTS GREATS (496)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OVERKILL 4882 15 12 2 79 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
GERDIG IBBINS 4902 15 11 0 71 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
SASHA 4009 8 2 1 67 CASSEY'S CREW (112)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IRON MAIDEN 4880 14 13 0 58 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-ALICE IN CHAINS 4904 9 7 1 57 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAMMY LARKE 4926 6 3 0 46 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 5 4 0 46 PAPER MARIO (457)
-WRATHCHILD 4881 11 12 0 45 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
KATIRONA MURH 4929 4 2 2 39 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-INSANITY 4625 3 1 0 38 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (476)
-SLINKY 4915 5 4 1 34 PAPER MARIO (457)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TINY TOES 4913 5 6 1 33 PAPER MARIO (457)
KELLY 4011 7 3 0 24 CASSEY'S CREW (112)
-DR. J 4927 3 1 0 24 SPORTS GREATS (496)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FELISSA HURM 4955 1 0 0 15 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-JOE MONTANA 4944 1 0 0 13 SPORTS GREATS (496)
-POWER SLAVE 4930 0 2 0 4 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHRISTINA 4010 3 7 0 CASSEY'S CREW 112 TINY TOES 4913 598
STREET WISE WAND 4923 2 2 0 KALTOS KRIMINALS 514 KATIRONA MURH 4929 594 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Thirteen?! Give em what for, Bombette The Kaltos Duel Queen! -- Luigi
Overd -- He does? I never saw him put his pants on one leg at a time. In fact, I
don't think I ever saw him put his pants on. (wink) -- Bombette
Elinde -- Does that mean I now can double-gloat? -- Clank
Overd -- Soooooorrrrry. -- Bombette
Paper Mario -- I didn't realize that you were part of the Consortium. So what
happened to Snuffly and the High Hopes crew? -- Dartor
Bombette -- You know, if you weren't such a cute chick, I could get really tired of
this. And if Fergus weren't such dog in the manager, I could enjoy it more. --
Orverd Quill
Clank -- Consider it a gift of skills as I leave? And, perhaps, a lack of real
interest now that my life isn't hanging on the fight. -- Elinde Goss
The Venomous Concubine, a lucious redhead, cried. I can't stand it when women cry.
-- Gerdig Ibbins
P.S. Especially lucious redheads.
The Userous Merchant should be ashamed of himself! -- Katriona Murh
Right, what she said. -- Jammy Larke
Bombette -- The Commission says I have an attractiveness of thirteen. That's the
same as Fergus, so why do you call ME ugly and HIM not? -- Orverd
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BOMBETTE bested ORVERD QUILL in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
SASHA demolished KATIRONA MURH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GERDIG IBBINS savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
JAMMY LARKE defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute fight.
TINY TOES murdered CHRISTINA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KELLY won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute fight.
FELISSA HURM bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 5 - 2 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 12 - 3 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 13 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 30 - 3 35 |
Turn 598 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BOMBETTE 4399 37 9 0 152 PAPER MARIO (457)
LUNGING ATTACK GERDIG IBBINS 4902 15 11 0 71 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
STRIKING ATTACK SASHA 4009 8 2 1 67 CASSEY'S CREW (112)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JAMMY LARKE 4926 6 3 0 46 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
WALL OF STEEL KATIRONA MURH 4929 4 2 2 39 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ORVERD QUILL 4834. The most popular warrior this
turn was ORVERD QUILL 4834. The ten other most popular fighters were GERDIG IBBINS
4902, BOMBETTE 4399, SASHA 4009, JAMMY LARKE 4926, TINY TOES 4913, FELISSA HURM 4955,
KATIRONA MURH 4929, CHRISTINA 4010, KELLY 4011, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was KELLY 4011. The other ten least popular
fighters were CHRISTINA 4010, KATIRONA MURH 4929, FELISSA HURM 4955, TINY TOES 4913,
JAMMY LARKE 4926, SASHA 4009, BOMBETTE 4399, GERDIG IBBINS 4902, ORVERD QUILL 4834,
and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ORVERD QUILL (5-4834) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)