DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/14/2008    Duedate: 10/27/2008

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-611

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OVERKILL
TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
(5-4882) [16-14-2,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TINY TOES                      POSITION IS EMPTY
PAPER MARIO (457)              
(5-4913) [11-10-2,116]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ALICE IN CHAINS                POWER SLAVE
TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)         TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
(5-4904) [10-9-1,69]           (5-4930) [1-4-1,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PAPER MARIO (457)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)      48
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)       9      PAPER MARIO (457)
3. WIZARD'S WRATH (508)         0      Unchartered Team
4. CASSEY'S CREW (112)         -7
5. PAPER MARIO (457)          -11BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP (429)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457)        147  61  9 70.7   1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457)         8  2 1
 2- 2 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)      93  80  6 53.8   2/ 2 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)    7  7 1
 3/ 3 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)    77  67  5 53.5   3- 4 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)      3  0 0
 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   421 442 15 48.8   4/ 3 CASSEY'S CREW (112)       3  1 1
 5/ 5 CASSEY'S CREW (112)      110 136  9 44.7   5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    2 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 607): RECESS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 489): HAND OF GOD of TEAM HAVOK (Kaos, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 615): LAMERIDHOR SKO of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 610): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 614): AGNAR of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 611): CHIOS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 606): N.I.B. of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 597): FROO-FROO of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 596): KORLAC of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 570): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 560): DIONYSUS of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 251): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 544): MOIST TOWELETTE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 459): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 238): RAVENZ of RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 226): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 445): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 489): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 607): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 489): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 615): GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 610): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 614): THE VOLS (Wali Kharif, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 611): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 606): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 597): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 596): DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 570): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 560): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr,(
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 251): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 544): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 495): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 238): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 226): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 445): THE MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 489) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 488): DOLOVOR of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 615): LAMERIDHOR SKO of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 614): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 610): OLIANDER of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 596): PAPA ROTZI of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                (turn 595): JB BLAH of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 594): KNOTHANDLER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 459): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 202): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 had cause to celebrate, after PENDRU ROST got 23 
points by beating KELLY.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and 
practice more, after losing 13 points to WRATHCHILD.  (Discrete enough, JAMMY LARKE?) 
In KALTOS, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new 
Duelmaster, OVERKILL.  Word has it one team in KALTOS is taking speech lessons to try 
to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in KALTOS avoid THE MIDDLE WAY 5.  As a woman of good breeding 
scorns the "warriors" of PAPER MARIO, so did that sorry team shy from THE MIDDLE WAY 
5 Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  
Whatever it is, TINY TOES is the most challenged warrior.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid KALTOS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERKILL 4882                16  14  2    98       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TINY TOES 4913               11  10  2   116       PAPER MARIO (457)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HALIBUTT 4866                17  10  0    85       WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
 WRATHCHILD 4881              14  12  0    84       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
 SLINKY 4915                  12   7  2    74       PAPER MARIO (457)
 ALICE IN CHAINS 4904         10   9  1    69       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMMY LARKE 4926             12  10  0    61       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-IRON MAIDEN 4880             15  14  0    59       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-TUBBA BLUBBA 4395             6   4  0    59       PAPER MARIO (457)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PENDRU ROST 4956              5   7  0    54       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 SHY GUY 4968                  4   2  1    51       PAPER MARIO (457)
 KELLY 4011                   12  11  0    47       CASSEY'S CREW (112)
 KATIRONA MURH 4929           10   9  2    41       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FELISSA HURM 4955             9   5  0    33       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POWER SLAVE 4930              1   4  1    18       TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
-KADASYA 4965                  2   1  0    14       WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
-GOOMBARIO 4966                2   2  0    12       PAPER MARIO (457)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GERDIG IBBINS 4902     19 19 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 453 TINY TOES 4913        610   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whoa, Iron Maiden!  I SWUNG at you?!  Five times?  Me with my little ole 4 FE and you
with a mighty 28+!? Oh my gosh?!  How'd I do that?  You won, as expected, but how'd I
do that? -- Shy Guy

Gerdig?!  Nooooo!  I did it, I know; and I'm really sorry.  I challenged down.  I
shouldn't have.  I swung really hard.  I wish I hadn't.  And I didn't once hit that
limb where I was aiming.  I didn't mean to kill you.  I am sorry. -- Tiny Toes

Yeah, you should be. -- Luigi

Jammy, I was soooooooooo lucky! -- Slinky

Slinky, I want to fight you for the DM.  I'm BETTER! -- Tiny Toes
P.S. Besides, you have big feet.

Katirona Murh -- I have very many supressed childhood issues. -- WrathChild

Felissa Hurm -- Did I mention I have supressed childhood issues.  Think I better take
my pills now.  I'm really not all that bad once you get to know me -- WrathChild
P.S.  Sorry about the repeated throat shots, but you just wouldn't go down.

Sorry no personals today.  Sick here. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WRATHCHILD devastated JAMMY LARKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
POWER SLAVE was unbelievably bested by FELISSA HURM in a 4 minute Challenge match.
SLINKY was overpowered by OVERKILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
TINY TOES vanquished ALICE IN CHAINS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KELLY was overpowered by PENDRU ROST in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KATIRONA MURH was overpowered by SHY GUY in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   5 -  1      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  11 -  3      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  10 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 611 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OVERKILL 4882              16  14  2   98 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
BASHING ATTACK   TINY TOES 4913             11  10  2  116 PAPER MARIO (457)
AIMED BLOW       WRATHCHILD 4881            14  12  0   84 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
STRIKING ATTACK  ALICE IN CHAINS 4904       10   9  1   69 TEAM CHAOS ELITE (509)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JAMMY LARKE 4926           12  10  0   61 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK   SHY GUY 4968                4   2  1   51 PAPER MARIO (457)
PARRY-LUNGE      KELLY 4011                 12  11  0   47 CASSEY'S CREW (112)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    KATIRONA MURH 4929         10   9  2   41 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALICE IN CHAINS 4904.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POWER SLAVE 4930.  The ten other most popular fighters were WRATHCHILD 4881, 
OVERKILL 4882, SHY GUY 4968, FELISSA HURM 4955, SLINKY 4915, TINY TOES 4913, PENDRU 
ROST 4956, JAMMY LARKE 4926, ALICE IN CHAINS 4904, and KELLY 4011.

The least popular fighter this week was KATIRONA MURH 4929.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KELLY 4011, ALICE IN CHAINS 4904, JAMMY LARKE 4926, PENDRU ROST 
4956, TINY TOES 4913, SLINKY 4915, FELISSA HURM 4955, SHY GUY 4968, OVERKILL 4882, 
and WRATHCHILD 4881.