DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/03/2009 Duedate: 03/16/2009
KALTOS ARENA
DM-5 TURN-621
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JAMMY LARKE
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4926) [18-14-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JAMMY LARKE POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4926) [18-14-0,102]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TINY TOES SHY GUY
PAPER MARIO (457) PAPER MARIO (457)
(5-4913) [15-16-2,68] (5-4968) [11-5-1,77]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PAPER MARIO (457) 41
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 3 PAPER MARIO (457)
3. CASSEY'S CREW (112) 0 Unchartered Team
4. WIZARD'S WRATH (508) 0
(-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PAPER MARIO (457) 175 76 10 69.7 1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 9 6 0
2- 2 WIZARD'S WRATH (508) 95 88 6 51.9 2/ 2 PAPER MARIO (457) 8 7 0
3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453) 452 461 16 49.5 3- 3 CASSEY'S CREW (112) 1 1 0
4- 4 CASSEY'S CREW (112) 114 139 9 45.1 4- 4 WIZARD'S WRATH (508) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 617): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 500): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 625): RIGATONI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 620): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 621): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 622): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 612): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 608): ARETE of UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 617): SUGAR MAGNOLIA of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 579): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 571): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 555): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 506): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 243): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 499): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 617): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 500): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 625): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 620): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 621): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 622): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 612): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 608): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 607): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 579): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 571): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 555): DUNGEON CELL (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 506): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 243): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 499) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 617): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 620): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 616): TOAD LIKCER of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 554): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Cheese Louise, Shy Guy, you're not supposed to be too shy to hit back! Hmm.
How about if we go out somewhere and HAVE some Cheese Louise, I hear there's a
restaurant here than can do it fairly well, and talk about this?
Jammy Larke
P.S. And we can have Jammy Larks for desert. That'd work.
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out KALTOS to see
what's new. MVP award for GOOMBARIO? PAPER MARIO's proud of him after beating
VETERAN MERCENARY and getting 21 points. Talk about yer big time losers! IRVINA
KORL got smashed by STAR KIK, and lost 14 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is
being unfair? I think JAMMY LARKE should let TUBBA BLUBBA be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine
hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. CASSEY'S CREW
was the most avoided team. Is a 114-139-9 record really that scary? I don't know
what PAPER MARIO's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights
from CASSEY'S CREW, that's fer sher. Like, is FELISSA HURM popular, or what? She
was challenged the most in all of KALTOS! She's got a 18-6-0, is that good?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAMMY LARKE 4926 18 14 0 102 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KATIRONA MURH 4929 18 11 2 98 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HALIBUTT 4866 18 12 0 90 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
FELISSA HURM 4955 18 6 0 86 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 10 7 0 85 PAPER MARIO (457)
GOOMBARIO 4966 7 3 1 82 PAPER MARIO (457)
SHY GUY 4968 11 5 1 77 PAPER MARIO (457)
TINY TOES 4913 15 16 2 68 PAPER MARIO (457)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KELLY 4011 14 14 0 56 CASSEY'S CREW (112)
PENDRU ROST 4956 9 13 0 41 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STAR KIK 4979 4 2 0 30 PAPER MARIO (457)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KADASYA 4965 2 4 0 14 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
-QUILYAN 4964 1 0 0 12 WIZARD'S WRATH (508)
IRVINA KORL 4978 2 5 0 11 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-ASHLEY 4981 2 0 0 10 CASSEY'S CREW (112)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
I apologize if we Paper Marios have a Duelmaster, as there will be no column. We are
on vacation. -- Luigi, Paper Marios
Some people have all the luck!
Hopefully our challenges will have been good ones, as we guessed our way into them.
-- Luigi
I want to graduate! I need to! Everybody is stepping on my blue suede shoes.
*sniffle* -- Tiny Toes
Tiny Toes -- I suppose that us being "there for each other" is a blessing. At least,
today I'm considering it as such. Maybe I'll even see if I can find you some tiny
socks, it's been cold lately. -- Felissa Hurm
Tubba Blubba -- Listen, I am NOT going to become "inspired to cook" by you. NO WAY!
We don't need another "cooking team" on the roster, Caleam and Riztab is enough. --
Katirona Murh
Goombario -- I dunno, maybe Kat's being too narrow. I could do roasted peanuts. --
Pendru Rost
P.S. With or without embelishments.
Star Kik -- Well, we were TOTALLY there for each other today. I suppose five fights
between the two teams beats ten fights with standbys. I guess. Thanks for the win,
by the way. I needed it. -- Irvina Korl
Goombario -- You were supposed to stay out of the casinos, man! Those places are
DANGEROUS. -- Pendru Rost
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHY GUY was bested by FELISSA HURM in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight.
JAMMY LARKE won victory over TUBBA BLUBBA in a 1 minute expert's Title battle.
KATIRONA MURH narrowly defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute expert's fight.
GOOMBARIO devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
TINY TOES bested PENDRU ROST in a popular 1 minute bloody expert's brawl.
IRVINA KORL was overpowered by STAR KIK in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 1 - 0 92 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 10 - 1 44 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 621 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE JAMMY LARKE 4926 18 14 0 102 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
WALL OF STEEL KATIRONA MURH 4929 18 11 2 98 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
TOTAL PARRY FELISSA HURM 4955 18 6 0 86 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
AIMED BLOW TUBBA BLUBBA 4395 10 7 0 85 PAPER MARIO (457)
BASHING ATTACK GOOMBARIO 4966 7 3 1 82 PAPER MARIO (457)
LUNGING ATTACK SHY GUY 4968 11 5 1 77 PAPER MARIO (457)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TINY TOES 4913. The most popular warrior this turn
was SHY GUY 4968. The ten other most popular fighters were FELISSA HURM 4955,
KATIRONA MURH 4929, STAR KIK 4979, GOOMBARIO 4966, TINY TOES 4913, JAMMY LARKE 4926,
TUBBA BLUBBA 4395, PENDRU ROST 4956, IRVINA KORL 4978, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was IRVINA KORL 4978. The other ten least
popular fighters were PENDRU ROST 4956, TUBBA BLUBBA 4395, JAMMY LARKE 4926, TINY
TOES 4913, GOOMBARIO 4966, STAR KIK 4979, KATIRONA MURH 4929, FELISSA HURM 4955, SHY
GUY 4968, and 0.