DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/16/2010    Duedate: 03/29/2010

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-646

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PENDRU ROST
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-4956) [14-33-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PENDRU ROST                    SCOOTIE PUFF JR
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         011510A (527)
(5-4956) [14-33-0,103]         (5-5033) [4-0-1,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MOTHER-IN-LAW                  MOSQUITO
BLOOD SUCKERS (419)            BLOOD SUCKERS (419)
(5-4050) [11-6-1,97]           (5-5011) [7-7-0,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)          49
2. 011510A (527)               29      BLOOD SUCKERS (419)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      28      Unchartered Team
4. BLOOD SUCKERS (419)        -30
                                       011510A (527)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*011510A (527)              7   0  1  100   1/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    7  8 0
 2/ 2 BLOOD SUCKERS (419)       33  18  1 64.7   2/ 1 BLOOD SUCKERS (419)       6  5 0
 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   519 518 17 50.0   3/ 3*011510A (527)             5  0 1
 4/ 4*ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)         8  12  1 40.0   4/ 4*ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        5 10 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 644): VAN DERMINT of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 527): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 650): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 621): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 645): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 640): ACOLYTE 1 of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 633): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): ZELANA of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 533): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 254): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): SAND STORM of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 256): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 644): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 527): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 650): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 621): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 645): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 640): GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 633): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): FIZBANS FOLLIES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 597): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 270): IDLE ITEMS (Tonezy, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 582): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 533): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 254): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 221): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 526) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 526): GULBY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 649): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 635): ZELANA of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
               (turn 633): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                              BERTHA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 581): STONECRUSHER II of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KALTOS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, BLOOD SUCKERS, since THE 
MIDDLE WAY 5 took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see SCOOTIE PUFF JR win a fight and gain 22 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SCOOTIE PUFF JR beat LEORA NOEVAL and LEORA NOEVAL lost 15 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
PENDRU ROST takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, 
heh.  The Victory Tavern, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From KALTOS' trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KALTOS' 
morgue.  More variety.  ZOMBIE SQUAD has cause to pause today, as SLIM was sent to 
the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager.  We're 
all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that 
later?   
     What does the KALTOS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PENDRU ROST 4956             14  33  0   103       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOTHER-IN-LAW 4050           11   6  1    97       BLOOD SUCKERS (419)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRVINA KORL 4978             15  17  0    86       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 CREDIT CARD 4052             15   2  0    76       BLOOD SUCKERS (419)
 MOSQUITO 5011                 7   7  0    71       BLOOD SUCKERS (419)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033          4   0  1    65       011510A (527)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIDGET IMER 5021              9   3  1    54       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 LEORA NOEVAL 5020            10   4  0    41       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLIM 5053                     1   0  1    33       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WITTY MERMAN 5036             3   0  0    23       011510A (527)
 RAVEN 5049                    1   3  0    17       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 MAURINA OBEL 5052             2   0  0    15       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 MAYHEM 5050                   1   1  0    13       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 KARMA 5045                    2   2  0    12       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 FLEA SUCKER 4048              0   1  0     1       BLOOD SUCKERS (419)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIFE & DEATH 4049       0  1 0 BLOOD SUCKERS 419    SPYMASTER             646  NONE
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SLIM 5053             646  NONE
LULIA NIM 5022          5  5 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 453 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033  644   
XEROS 5046              2  2 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 529     WURM KIN              646  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Credit Card -- You'll soon be paid off.  Ha! -- Irvina Korl

Mother-in-Law -- Not mine, I'm not married. -- Pendru Rost

Mosquito -- Almost I would rather one of your kind than these hussy-bugs.  Stinking
things. -- Gidget Imer

Karma -- Apparently mine is good at the moment. -- Leora Noeval

Raven -- Nevermore, eh? -- Maurina Obel

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

XEROS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LIFE & DEATH was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SLIM murdered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CREDIT CARD was devastated by PENDRU ROST in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
MOTHER-IN-LAW savagely defeated IRVINA KORL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
MOSQUITO slimly lost to M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
LEORA NOEVAL was devastated by SCOOTIE PUFF JR in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
GIDGET IMER handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WITTY MERMAN viciously subdued KARMA in a slow 15 minute gruesome duel.
RAVEN vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAYHEM overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MAURINA OBEL overpowered FLEA SUCKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        13 -   3 -  2      81  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   7 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 646 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MOTHER-IN-LAW 4050         11   6  1   97 BLOOD SUCKERS (419)
AIMED BLOW       CREDIT CARD 4052           15   2  0   76 BLOOD SUCKERS (419)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GIDGET IMER 5021            9   3  1   54 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOTHER-IN-LAW 4050.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MOSQUITO 5011.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOTHER-IN-LAW 4050, 
LEORA NOEVAL 5020, SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033, SLIM 5053, RAVEN 5049, MAYHEM 5050, MAURINA 
OBEL 5052, PENDRU ROST 4956, GIDGET IMER 5021, and XEROS 5046.

The least popular fighter this week was WITTY MERMAN 5036.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KARMA 5045, FLEA SUCKER 4048, IRVINA KORL 4978, CREDIT CARD 
4052, LIFE & DEATH 4049, XEROS 5046, GIDGET IMER 5021, PENDRU ROST 4956, MAURINA OBEL 
5052, and MAYHEM 5050.