DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/01/2011    Duedate: 03/14/2011

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-671

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SCOOTIE PUFF JR
011510A (527)
(5-5033) [14-2-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SCOOTIE PUFF JR                POSITION IS EMPTY
011510A (527)                  
(5-5033) [14-2-1,110]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LEORA NOEVAL                   LEORA NOEVAL
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5020) [21-18-0,101]         (5-5020) [21-18-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TECHNOLOGY (283)            28
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)      15      011510A (527)
3. LONG SWORD CLUB (533)       15      Unchartered Team
4. 011510A (527)                8
5. FLAGG'S FIST (446)           5      MUSCLE RELAXERS (366)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*POOL PARTY (535)           2   0  1  100   1/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    7  8 0
 2/ 2 011510A (527)             19   2  1 90.5   2/ 1 TECHNOLOGY (283)          6  2 0
 3/ 0 FLAGG'S FIST (446)        24  16  1 60.0   3/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        5  4 0
 4/ 3 TECHNOLOGY (283)         544 440 33 55.3   4/ 4 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)     4 11 0
 5- 4*THE LAB (416)              1   1  0 50.0   5/ 5 011510A (527)             3  0 0
 6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   571 590 17 49.2   6- 6*POOL PARTY (535)          2  0 1
 7/ 5 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)     44  46  3 48.9   7- 7*THE LAB (416)             1  0 0
 8/ 7 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        41  47  4 46.6   8/ 0 FLAGG'S FIST (446)        0  1 0
 9- 8*OR (528)                   0   1  0  0.0   9- 8*OR (528)                  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 669): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 552): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 674): COBBLESTONE of STL RAD (JE, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 646): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 670): LEORA NOEVAL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 665): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 674): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 658): FLATLINERS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 660): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 659): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 627): RAEM of WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (Vhagar, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 614): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 607): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 558): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 264): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 257): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 503): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): TORANS ULROL of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 551): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 669): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 552): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 674): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 646): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 670): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 665): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 674): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 658): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 660): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 659): GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (Action, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 627): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 614): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 607): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 558): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 264): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 257): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 503): OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 551) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 668): FLOOD SURFER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 669): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 665): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 658): FLATLINERS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 659): ERIN GO BRAGH of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 659): ICE of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
                           SASQUATCH of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 626): ALLIS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
                           HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 556): GRAPEFRUIT of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     A good try, Red Mercury, but not good enough.  The chances of the sands.
     Tell me, how did you come to be a golem?  It seems odd.

                                    Leora Noeval

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing is certain in KALTOS, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--THE MIDDLE WAY 5.  
TECHNOLOGY had cause to celebrate, after RED MERCURY got 18 points by beating GIDGET 
IMER.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after 
losing 13 points to RED MERCURY.  (Discrete enough, GIDGET IMER?) Like a flirtacious 
debutante, KALTOS' Duelmaster LEORA NOEVAL found herself the woman of the hour, being 
"invited to dance" 2 times!  The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as 
SCOOTIE PUFF JR faced KALTOS' Duelmaster.  What can be a greater victory?  SCOOTIE 
PUFF JR has taken his place as the top, as KALTOS' new Duelmaster.  Word has it one 
team in KALTOS is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Perhaps the warriors of LONG SWORD CLUB should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of LONG 
SWORD CLUB found their efforts at combat frustrated as TECHNOLOGY apparently had more 
important things to do than fight.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in KALTOS is the highlight of my life.  As if buffeted 
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Can 
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for KALTOS?  On that giddy 
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033         14   2  1   110       011510A (527)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAVEN 5054                   13   1  1   163       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 LEORA NOEVAL 5020            21  18  0   101       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-MECHANON 4696                14   4  0   100       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 RED MERCURY 5063             14   5  1    97       TECHNOLOGY (283)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUDAS PRIUS 5014              8   4  0    90       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 PRIMUS 5099                  10   8  0    85       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 GIDGET IMER 5021             20  17  1    78       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BALISONG 5074                 5   0  1    69       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERTIUS 5103                 10   8  2    64       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 MAURINA OBEL 5052            12  15  0    62       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 SECUNDUS 5104                 7  11  0    60       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILOV VAUGN 4304              8   4  0    54       FLAGG'S FIST (446)
-WITTY MERMAN 5036             5   0  0    41       011510A (527)
-TIK-TOK 5062                  3   2  0    39       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 QUARTUS 5102                  8  10  1    35       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 GRRR 5097                     5   2  0    34       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUENT SORN 5095               5   6  0    33       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-8 BALL 5117                   2   0  1    26       POOL PARTY (535)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUST LOSIN 5105               2   6  0    23       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 HEXTOR 5100                   6   4  0    22       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
-CYANIDE 4001                  1   0  0    21       THE LAB (416)
-ROCK 5086                     2   0  0    13       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 CIRCUIT BREAKER 5124          1   0  0    10       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-OXYGEN 4000                   0   1  0     5       THE LAB (416)
 WALKER 5125                   0   1  0     1       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GORTHOG 5040            0  1 0 OR 528               8 BALL 5117           669   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tertius -- I'd almost rather YOU were a golem.  A six-foot dwarf?  As if!  You're
hiding something. -- Gidget Imer

Balisong -- I was all set to get one of those sarong things and a ukelele, and then
you hit me!  That's no way to begin a tropical island vacation. -- Maurina Obel

Secundus -- We're a pair, aren't we? -- Just Losin

Hextor -- At least you didn't waste any time with that cat-and-mouse stuff.  For that
much, thanks. -- Quent Sorn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SCOOTIE PUFF JR bested LEORA NOEVAL in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
RED MERCURY handily defeated GIDGET IMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TERTIUS was vanquished by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PRIMUS savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
BALISONG devastated QUARTUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
WILOV VAUGN was devastated by MAURINA OBEL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GRRR was handily defeated by SECUNDUS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HEXTOR was vanquished by QUENT SORN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JUST LOSIN won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a popular 1 minute duel.
CIRCUIT BREAKER overpowered WALKER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  11 -  2      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  40 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 671 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033       14   2  1  110 011510A (527)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEORA NOEVAL 5020          21  18  0  101 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GIDGET IMER 5021           20  17  1   78 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
LUNGING ATTACK   BALISONG 5074               5   0  1   69 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
WALL OF STEEL    WILOV VAUGN 4304            8   4  0   54 FLAGG'S FIST (446)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEORA NOEVAL 5020.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LEORA NOEVAL 5020.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRIMUS 5099, 
SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033, BALISONG 5074, JUST LOSIN 5105, SECUNDUS 5104, RED MERCURY 
5063, MAURINA OBEL 5052, QUENT SORN 5095, CIRCUIT BREAKER 5124, and GIDGET IMER 5021.

The least popular fighter this week was WALKER 5125.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HEXTOR 5100, GRRR 5097, WILOV VAUGN 4304, QUARTUS 5102, TERTIUS 5103, 
GIDGET IMER 5021, CIRCUIT BREAKER 5124, QUENT SORN 5095, MAURINA OBEL 5052, and RED 
MERCURY 5063.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                      JAVA THE HUTT (11-7084) COFFEE WARS  (608)  
                       ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) ROYAL FLUSH  (48)  
                     PUSSY GALORE (82-9062) ROYAL FELINES  (1334)  
                  IMMACULATE (82-35293) SUPERIOR FORCES 4503  (5814)
                     FAT PANTS (82-39862) HAPPY HOLIDAYS  (6631) 
                    TROUE BIDE (82-46080) SACS DE SABLE 3  (7727) 
                     MAD MAX (82-56014) THE WILLBURYS 77  (9435) 
                        CALEB (84-2901) OF WOLF & MAN 5  (573)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes