DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/29/2011    Duedate: 04/11/2011

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-673

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SCOOTIE PUFF JR
011510A (527)
(5-5033) [16-2-1,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SCOOTIE PUFF JR                8 BALL
011510A (527)                  POOL PARTY (535)
(5-5033) [16-2-1,130]          (5-5117) [3-1-1,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LEORA NOEVAL                   QUENT SORN
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
(5-5020) [21-20-0,94]          (5-5095) [7-6-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)          39
2. TECHNOLOGY (283)            31      011510A (527)
3. LONG SWORD CLUB (533)       26      Unchartered Team
4. 011510A (527)               12
5. FLAGG'S FIST (446)           0      POOL PARTY (535)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 011510A (527)             21   2  1 91.3   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    9  6 1
 2/ 1*POOL PARTY (535)           3   1  1 75.0   2/ 2 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)     8  7 0
 3- 3 FLAGG'S FIST (446)        24  16  1 60.0   3/ 5 TECHNOLOGY (283)          4  2 0
 4/ 4 TECHNOLOGY (283)         546 442 33 55.3   4/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        4  5 0
 5/ 5 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)     50  50  3 50.0   5/ 4 011510A (527)             3  0 0
 6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   577 594 18 49.3   6/ 6*POOL PARTY (535)          1  1 0
 7/ 7 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        44  50  4 46.8   7- 7 FLAGG'S FIST (446)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 671): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 676): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 648): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 672): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 629): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 609): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 560): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 671): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 676): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 648): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 672): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 629): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 609): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 560): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 670): CHINA BULL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
               (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                           BUL GOBLINHEWER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
                           BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
                           FRITERSATAFATFARM of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
KALTOS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see BALISONG win a fight and gain 25 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
BALISONG beat GIDGET IMER and GIDGET IMER lost 40 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And if variety is the spice of life, KALTOS may be getting bland, as SCOOTIE PUFF JR 
stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do 
you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for KALTOS' 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the KALTOS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of KALTOS.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds 
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033         16   2  1   130       011510A (527)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAVEN 5054                   13   1  1   163       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 BALISONG 5074                 7   0  1   102       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
-MECHANON 4696                14   4  0   100       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 LEORA NOEVAL 5020            21  20  0    94       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 PRIMUS 5099                  12   8  0    92       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUDAS PRIUS 5014              8   4  0    90       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 SECUNDUS 5104                 9  11  0    84       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 GIDGET IMER 5021             21  18  2    83       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 TERTIUS 5103                 12   8  2    80       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAURINA OBEL 5052            13  16  0    58       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUENT SORN 5095               7   6  0    56       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-WILOV VAUGN 4304              8   4  0    54       FLAGG'S FIST (446)
 JUST LOSIN 5105               4   6  0    47       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 GRRR 5097                     6   3  0    41       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
-WITTY MERMAN 5036             5   0  0    41       011510A (527)
-TIK-TOK 5062                  3   2  0    39       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 QUARTUS 5102                  8  12  1    37       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 8 BALL 5117                   3   1  1    25       POOL PARTY (535)
 HEXTOR 5100                   6   6  0    24       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CIRCUIT BREAKER 5124          2   1  0    22       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-ROCK 5086                     2   0  0    13       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 WATSON 5132                   1   0  0    13       TECHNOLOGY (283)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GORTHOG 5040            0  1 0 OR 528               8 BALL 5117           669  NOT REVENGED
RED MERCURY 5063       14  6 1 TECHNOLOGY 283       GIDGET IMER 5021      672   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SEE YA 5131             0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 529     STONE GOLEM           673  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Scootie Puff Jr -- If I didn't see it in front of me, I wouldn't believe you could
keep on getting cutier.  I just melt when I look at you. -- Leora Noeval

Red Mercury, or ghost of -- I didn't mean to kill you, even though I find, uh, found
you unnerving. -- Gidget Imer
P.S.  It can't have been MURDER.  I didn't set OUT to do it.  It might be
manslaughter, if you were a man.
P.P.S.  It was probably the Curse of the Aimer.

Balisong -- Yeah, well, you didn't sing, or play a steel guitar, or even a ukelele.
I wanted song, dammit! -- Maurina Obel

Quartus -- Good! -- Quent Sorn

Circuit Breaker -- Cool!  A win, and I got to break your circuit, too!  This makes my
day, thanks. -- Just Losin

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEE YA was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCOOTIE PUFF JR devastated LEORA NOEVAL in a 2 minute one-sided Title duel.
GIDGET IMER was demolished by BALISONG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PRIMUS viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute gory contest.
TERTIUS overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SECUNDUS devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUARTUS was viciously subdued by MAURINA OBEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
QUENT SORN overpowered 8 BALL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
GRRR vanquished HEXTOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JUST LOSIN viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
CIRCUIT BREAKER handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WATSON demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  13 -  1      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  43 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   8 -  1      27  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 673 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         6  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033       16   2  1  130 011510A (527)
LUNGING ATTACK   BALISONG 5074               7   0  1  102 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEORA NOEVAL 5020          21  20  0   94 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GIDGET IMER 5021           21  18  2   83 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEORA NOEVAL 5020.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was QUENT SORN 5095.  The ten other most popular fighters were JUST LOSIN 5105, 
SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033, LEORA NOEVAL 5020, PRIMUS 5099, MAURINA OBEL 5052, SEE YA 5131, 
BALISONG 5074, TERTIUS 5103, SECUNDUS 5104, and 8 BALL 5117.

The least popular fighter this week was HEXTOR 5100.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were QUARTUS 5102, GIDGET IMER 5021, WATSON 5132, CIRCUIT BREAKER 5124, GRRR 
5097, 8 BALL 5117, SECUNDUS 5104, TERTIUS 5103, BALISONG 5074, and SEE YA 5131.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LEORA NOEVAL (5-5020) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)