DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/12/2011    Duedate: 04/25/2011

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-674

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SCOOTIE PUFF JR
011510A (527)
(5-5033) [17-2-1,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SCOOTIE PUFF JR                8 BALL
011510A (527)                  POOL PARTY (535)
(5-5033) [17-2-1,140]          (5-5117) [4-1-1,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GIDGET IMER                    SCOOTIE PUFF JR
THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)         011510A (527)
(5-5021) [22-18-2,89]          (5-5033) [17-2-1,140]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)          21
2. 011510A (527)               10      011510A (527)
3. POOL PARTY (535)            10      Unchartered Team
4. LONG SWORD CLUB (533)        7
5. TECHNOLOGY (283)             6      POOL PARTY (535)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 011510A (527)             22   2  1 91.7   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    9  6 1
 2/ 2*POOL PARTY (535)           4   1  1 80.0   2/ 2 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)     7  8 0
 3/ 4 TECHNOLOGY (283)         548 442 33 55.4   3/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        5  4 0
 4/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   580 596 18 49.3   4/ 3 TECHNOLOGY (283)          4  2 0
 5/ 5 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)     51  54  3 48.6   5/ 5 011510A (527)             3  0 0
 6/ 7 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        46  51  4 47.4   6/ 6*POOL PARTY (535)          2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 672): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 555): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 649): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 661): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 663): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 662): WILD of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elef, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 630): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 617): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 610): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 561): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 506): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 554): ZOLTAN of LOST SWORDS (Buri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 672): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 555): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 649): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 677): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 661): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 663): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 662): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 630): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 617): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 610): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 561): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 506): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 554) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 555): BOLD MR. WASABI of 142909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
               (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): LEORA NOEVAL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
                (turn 667): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 561): PHAEDRA of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KALTOS.  MVP award for GRRR?  ZOMBIE 
SQUAD's proud of it after beating JUST LOSIN and getting 13 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  JUST LOSIN got smashed by GRRR, and lost 12 points!  Like THE 
MIDDLE WAY 5's LEORA NOEVAL is sweating since she got challenged by Duelmaster 
SCOOTIE PUFF JR!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think SCOOTIE 
PUFF JR should let LEORA NOEVAL be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. 
I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  011510A was 
the most avoided team.  Is a 22-2-1 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of 
warriors are ZOMBIE SQUAD?  011510A, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't 
get them to accept an invitation!  Can THE MIDDLE WAY 5's LEORA NOEVAL be more 
popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  KALTOS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033         17   2  1   140       011510A (527)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAVEN 5054                   13   1  1   163       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 BALISONG 5074                 8   0  1   108       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
-MECHANON 4696                14   4  0   100       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 TERTIUS 5103                 13   8  2    91       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 PRIMUS 5099                  12   9  0    91       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUDAS PRIUS 5014              8   4  0    90       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 GIDGET IMER 5021             22  18  2    89       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 SECUNDUS 5104                 9  12  0    79       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAURINA OBEL 5052            14  16  0    64       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 QUENT SORN 5095               8   6  0    62       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRRR 5097                     7   3  0    54       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
-WITTY MERMAN 5036             5   0  0    41       011510A (527)
-TIK-TOK 5062                  3   2  0    39       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 QUARTUS 5102                  8  13  1    38       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 8 BALL 5117                   4   1  1    35       POOL PARTY (535)
 JUST LOSIN 5105               4   7  0    35       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEXTOR 5100                   6   7  0    25       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 CIRCUIT BREAKER 5124          3   1  0    24       TECHNOLOGY (283)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WATSON 5132                   2   0  0    17       TECHNOLOGY (283)
-ROCK 5086                     2   0  0    13       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 BUTLER 5133                   0   1  0     2       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RED MERCURY 5063       14  6 1 TECHNOLOGY 283       GIDGET IMER 5021      672   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Scootie Puff Jur -- I fear this may be the last, certainly at least the next to the
last, time I meet you on the sands.  Probably just as well, because I am so strongly
attracted to you, and yet it can never be.  Fare you well. -- Leora Noeval

Balisong -- I *wish* you would at least learn to carry your tune without strangling
it. -- Gidget Imer
P.S.  Get a basket if you must.

Quartus -- Take that, you four-flusher! -- Maurina Obel

8 Ball -- At least you're a golem.  As a live person, you would be very strange. --
Quent Sorn

Ha!  I really DID for that Userous Merchant!  He'll think twice before he tries to
raise his interest on ME. -- Just Losin

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SCOOTIE PUFF JR devastated LEORA NOEVAL in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
PRIMUS was viciously subdued by BALISONG in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's match.
TERTIUS devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GIDGET IMER defeated SECUNDUS in a 1 minute master's match.
MAURINA OBEL devastated QUARTUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRRR overpowered JUST LOSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
QUENT SORN overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
8 BALL vanquished HEXTOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WATSON defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
CIRCUIT BREAKER savagely defeated BUTLER in a 2 minute gory beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        15 -   3 -  0      83  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  11 -  1      69  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  44 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 674 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         6  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033       17   2  1  140 011510A (527)
LUNGING ATTACK   BALISONG 5074               8   0  1  108 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
STRIKING ATTACK  TERTIUS 5103               13   8  2   91 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GIDGET IMER 5021           22  18  2   89 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GIDGET IMER 5021.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SCOOTIE PUFF JR 5033.  The ten other most popular fighters were BALISONG 
5074, MAURINA OBEL 5052, CIRCUIT BREAKER 5124, TERTIUS 5103, WATSON 5132, GIDGET IMER 
5021, GRRR 5097, QUENT SORN 5095, 8 BALL 5117, and SECUNDUS 5104.

The least popular fighter this week was HEXTOR 5100.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JUST LOSIN 5105, PRIMUS 5099, BUTLER 5133, QUARTUS 5102, SECUNDUS 5104, 
8 BALL 5117, QUENT SORN 5095, GRRR 5097, GIDGET IMER 5021, and WATSON 5132.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RAVEN (5-5054) ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LEORA NOEVAL (5-5020) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROCKET MAN 2812 (72-88-3)              4  3  0         TECHNOLOGY           

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JOHN TYLER 4420 (44-12-0)              4  3  0         I'M HISTORY          

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CREDIT CARD 4052 (20-12-0)             3  3  0         BLOOD SUCKERS        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLFMAN JACK 4594 (11-1-1)             7  3  0         PARTY ANIMALS        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RAVEN 5054 (13-1-1)                    4  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BALISONG 5074 (7-0-1)                  5  3  1         ZOMBIE SQUAD         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROCK 5086 (2-0-0)                      7  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
Y THE BOLD 5127 (0-0-0)                9  3  0         HISTORICAL KOLACT    
GOODY TWOSHOES 5126 (0-0-0)            4  3  0         HISTORICAL KOLACT    

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOSQUITO 5011 (19-13-1)                1  3  0         BLOOD SUCKERS        
HALIBUTT 4866 (23-19-0)                0  3  0         WIZARD'S WRATH       

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KADASYA 4965 (6-7-0)                   4  3  1         WIZARD'S WRATH       

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
8 BALL 5117 (3-1-1)                    1  3  0         POOL PARTY           

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LANDSLIDE 5129 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         HISTORICAL KOLACT