DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/30/2011    Duedate: 09/12/2011

KALTOS ARENA

DM-5    TURN-684

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUDAS PRIUS
TECHNOLOGY (283)
(5-5014) [12-5-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JUDAS PRIUS                    POSITION IS EMPTY
TECHNOLOGY (283)               
(5-5014) [12-5-0,130]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TERTIUS                        TERTIUS
LONG SWORD CLUB (533)          LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
(5-5103) [17-14-2,84]          (5-5103) [17-14-2,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TECHNOLOGY (283)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MASSAGE PARLORS (487)       40
2. TECHNOLOGY (283)            23      POOL PARTY (535)
3. POOL PARTY (535)            17      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)           0
5. KINGS BLADES (534)           0      MASSAGE PARLORS (487)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 POOL PARTY (535)           8   3  1 72.7   1/ 3 TECHNOLOGY (283)          8  0 0
 2/ 2*MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     21  13  1 61.8   2/ 5*MASSAGE PARLORS (487)     6  4 1
 3- 3*KINGS BLADES (534)         3   2  0 60.0   3/ 2 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)     4  9 0
 4/ 4 TECHNOLOGY (283)         561 445 33 55.8   4/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)    4 11 0
 5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)   602 624 18 49.1   5- 6*KINGS BLADES (534)        3  2 0
 6/ 6 LONG SWORD CLUB (533)     72  81  4 47.1   6/ 7 POOL PARTY (535)          2  1 0
 7- 7 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        57  68  4 45.6   7- 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)        2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 682): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 565): I. M. WEASEL of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 659): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 678): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 287): ORSINIUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 673): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 672): SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 620): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 571): TAC TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 682): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 565): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 659): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 678): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 287): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 673): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 672): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 620): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 571): VENTUR BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
               (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for KALTOS.  Like, THE MIDDLE WAY 5 had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by TECHNOLOGY!  Way to go TECHNOLOGY! 
The guys at MASSAGE PARLORS like really pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, 
moving up by 3.  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, TECHNOLOGY!  'Cause they 
got 3-0-0 and moved up to 1st!  MVP award for 8 BALL?  POOL PARTY's proud of it after 
beating HEXTOR and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  HEXTOR got 
smashed by 8 BALL, and lost 16 points!  Like THE MIDDLE WAY 5's JUST LOSIN is 
sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster JUDAS PRIUS!  Don't you think the 
Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think JUDAS PRIUS should let JUST LOSIN be Duelmaster 
for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said KALTOS' 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of KINGS BLADES must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why MASSAGE PARLORS' been avoiding KINGS BLADES so much?  Or is 
it just that they're too scared?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUDAS PRIUS 5014             12   5  0   130       TECHNOLOGY (283)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MECHANON 4696                17   5  0   105       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 SECUNDUS 5104                14  17  0    92       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 JUST LOSIN 5105              11  10  0    91       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERTIUS 5103                 17  14  2    84       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 8 BALL 5117                   8   3  1    63       POOL PARTY (535)
-GRRR 5097                    11   7  0    61       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUARTUS 5102                 11  20  2    55       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
-TIK-TOK 5062                  5   2  0    52       TECHNOLOGY (283)
 HEXTOR 5100                   8  15  0    44       LONG SWORD CLUB (533)
 WATSON 5132                   6   1  0    40       TECHNOLOGY (283)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROCK 5086                     3   0  0    29       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
-CIRCUIT BREAKER 5124          3   1  0    24       TECHNOLOGY (283)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELANDAR ORBIN 5135           5   5  0    20       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
 BACK WAX 4848                 2   0  0    20       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
 JEWEL BOX 4849                2   0  0    20       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
-ICE 5110                      1   0  0    15       KINGS BLADES (534)
 OILY PALM 5146                1   0  0    13       MASSAGE PARLORS (487)
-BUTLER 5133                   1   6  0     9       ZOMBIE SQUAD (529)
 NOLBER PRING 5143             2   2  0     8       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)
-RANDOM 5109                   1   0  0     7       KINGS BLADES (534)
-PETUNIA 5112                  1   0  0     7       KINGS BLADES (534)
-BIRGITTE 5108                 0   1  0     7       KINGS BLADES (534)
 RIELLA TRUE 5141              0   5  0     5       THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AZRAEL 5111                   0   1  0     1       KINGS BLADES (534)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BACK PAIN 5145          0  1 0 MASSAGE PARLORS 487  SPYMASTER             684  NONE
HAPPY ENDING 4657       2  5 1 MASSAGE PARLORS 487  STONE GOLEM           684  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Watson -- No fair to bring Sherlock along with you!  I'd call it a good fight, that
being the recognized meaningless statement, but not without skills for me.  Even one!
C'mon, I bet you can teach SOMETHING. -- Melandar Orbin the disappointed

Secundus -- I took your name for an omen:  You were to come in second.  Can't go
against omens, so... I arranged it that way.  Well, okay, I didn't "arrange" it, but
I would've if I could've. -- Gidget Immer
P.S.  Born to scum?  I don't think so!

Ho!  The Veteran Mercenary was putty--or would that be pate'?--in my hands. -- Just
Losin

Random -- Well, that's accurate enough, since it was a random match.  But when do I
get to WIN? -- Riella True

Ice -- I never could handle cold stuff well. -- Nolber Pring
P.S.  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HAPPY ENDING was unbelievably slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BACK PAIN was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
JUDAS PRIUS demolished JUST LOSIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
MECHANON luckily beat GIDGET IMER in a 7 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
JEWEL BOX vanquished NOLBER PRING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SECUNDUS overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TERTIUS was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's melee.
HEXTOR was vanquished by 8 BALL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
QUARTUS slimly lost to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
WATSON overpowered MELANDAR ORBIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BACK WAX demolished RIELLA TRUE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
OILY PALM devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW         8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  14 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  33 -  1      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   5 -  0      17  |

Turn 684 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JUDAS PRIUS 5014           12   5  0  130 TECHNOLOGY (283)
TOTAL PARRY      MECHANON 4696              17   5  0  105 TECHNOLOGY (283)
LUNGING ATTACK   8 BALL 5117                 8   3  1   63 POOL PARTY (535)
AIMED BLOW       WATSON 5132                 6   1  0   40 TECHNOLOGY (283)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TERTIUS 5103.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TERTIUS 5103.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAPPY ENDING 4657, JUDAS 
PRIUS 5014, SECUNDUS 5104, QUARTUS 5102, BACK WAX 4848, JEWEL BOX 4849, WATSON 5132, 
OILY PALM 5146, 8 BALL 5117, and RIELLA TRUE 5141.

The least popular fighter this week was MECHANON 4696.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MELANDAR ORBIN 5135, HEXTOR 5100, NOLBER PRING 5143, JUST LOSIN 5105, 
BACK PAIN 5145, RIELLA TRUE 5141, 8 BALL 5117, OILY PALM 5146, WATSON 5132, and JEWEL 
BOX 4849.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MECHANON (5-4696) TECHNOLOGY (283)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GIDGET IMER (5-5021) THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (453)